This is a very odd story:
Apparently, Ugueth Urbina has been charged with attempting to kill some of his household employees with machetes--and also trying to set them on fire. Good thing we didn't go get him last year.
(Admittedly, when I saw the headline--"Star Pitcher Charged with Attempted Machete Murder"--I just naturally assumed it was Carlos Zambrano. Got to love the guy's spirit, but I wouldn't want to be on his bad side.)