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Garland re-signed, 'Beernitz' to replace Sosa

According to ESPN Wire, the White Sox finally bought into the Jon Garland hype and re signed him to a contract worth seven, ten and twelve million dollars through the two thousand and eight season. See him go back to his 4.48 ERA self next year. With all due respect, check Esteban Loaiza's season two years ago and there's your last season Garland; at least they didn't sign Loaiza to a long term deal back then.

Also, the Orioles are close to signing RF Jeromy 'Beernitz' to be their replacement of Sammy Sosa in the outfield for 2006; the deal is reportedly worth twelve million dollars for two years of service.

Seems like they don't learn not to sign ex Cub outfielders.

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