I am in this incredible fantasy baseball league.  We sim a 162 game schedule.  The computer sims the game and all player performance is based on their previous stats in real MLB.  Diamond Mind is the program we use, some of you might have heard about that.  We also have a prospect draft where we can pick minor league players to place on our roster.  If they do well enough when they are called up, we can sign them to a contract.  I was doing research for our current prospect draft and came across two interesting names.  Thought it would be cool if we could come up with as many great (or not so great) names of players that are fitting for a baseball player.  Here are the two that I came up with.

Cool baseball name - THOMAS DIAMOND P Texas organization

Not so cool name (for a pitcher) - STEVE SHELL P Angels organization "Man, Shell got SHELLED yesterday"

What names can you come up with?  (majors or minors)