.....Will you please never ever ever never ever, I mean never, swing at a first pitch ever ever again?  I tire from seeing you waste an at bat, wildly hacking at the first pitch you get--Watch Derek Lee--he rarely ever swings at the first pitch.  When you're as good as Moises Alou is with a few strikes, then you can swing at the first pitch you see--on second thought, scratch that--please, never ever swing at the first pitch.  Please, Corey.

Good luck next year on the farm.

Begging You Please,

A Desperate Cubs Fan.

p.s. when you have an urge to guess strike on that first pitch, just look deep within yourself and find the courage to "Just Say No".