Top Ten Cubs excuses for not winning the world series

by luv4cubs2 on Oct 26, 2006 1:30 PM CDT

Im sure a lot of you have already seen this clip. But if you haven't, here's some much needed comic relief. It's only 2 minutes long but hilarious. Please watch it. Lets create our own Top Ten, and dont be serious about it. Lets make it funny. We all need it. Anyway, here is the link.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XwFHxhKOF-U

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That is so old!

That's from when Dave was in Chicago a looooong time ago. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

Number 10. Z's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man in here, we need a live rooster to take the curse off Cedeno's glove, and nobody seems to know what to get Mark and Heather for a baby gift. We are dealing with a lot of sh*t here.

"Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. It's more democratic." Crash Davis

by cubbiejulie on Oct 26, 2006 1:58 PM CDT reply actions

Number 11

we suck.

by 10 14 23 26 on Oct 27, 2006 8:09 AM CDT reply actions

This is a bit painful but what the hay we're Cubs

Top Ten Cubs excuses for not winning the World Series

No one died. (Following the death of Jack Brickhouse and Harry Carry the Cubs made the Playoff's. Since then no one else has died...unfortunately looks in Santo's direction)
Ronny Woo Woo is really a voodoo witch doctor that needs to be stopped...and if not, needs to be stopped anyway.
Bartman spelled backward is "Namtrab" which in Greek mythology is the god of goat herders!!
No one on the team has 3 fingers.
No one on the team has had the name Mordici.
Old Style Beer!!!!
The baseball gods are to busy smiting Pete Rose.
The sun got in our eye's....looks in Bryant Browns direction!
The icon isn't a fish, foot wear of any color, a spirit, or a northerner.
Our bottle is too small to actually catch lighting.

"We're going to win here, That's really the end of the story." Lou Piniella

by Scott G F on Oct 27, 2006 10:56 AM CDT reply actions