Top Ten Cubs excuses for not winning the world series
by luv4cubs2 on Oct 26, 2006 1:30 PM CDT
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Im sure a lot of you have already seen this clip. But if you haven't, here's some much needed comic relief. It's only 2 minutes long but hilarious. Please watch it. Lets create our own Top Ten, and dont be serious about it. Lets make it funny. We all need it. Anyway, here is the link.
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That is so old!
Number 10. Z's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man in here, we need a live rooster to take the curse off Cedeno's glove, and nobody seems to know what to get Mark and Heather for a baby gift. We are dealing with a lot of sh*t here.
by cubbiejulie on Oct 26, 2006 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a bit painful but what the hay we're Cubs
- No one died. (Following the death of Jack Brickhouse and Harry Carry the Cubs made the Playoff's. Since then no one else has died...unfortunately looks in Santo's direction)
- Ronny Woo Woo is really a voodoo witch doctor that needs to be stopped...and if not, needs to be stopped anyway.
- Bartman spelled backward is "Namtrab" which in Greek mythology is the god of goat herders!!
- No one on the team has 3 fingers.
- No one on the team has had the name Mordici.
- Old Style Beer!!!!
- The baseball gods are to busy smiting Pete Rose.
- The sun got in our eye's....looks in Bryant Browns direction!
- The icon isn't a fish, foot wear of any color, a spirit, or a northerner.
- Our bottle is too small to actually catch lighting.
by Scott G F on Oct 27, 2006 10:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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