I usually wouldn't post something like this....

by PopeFlick on Dec 21, 2006 10:12 PM CST

But it made me laugh hard enough to get tears in my eyes.

I know I haven't posted a diary here in a while, and there are language issues in this clip, but I can't help be reminded of at least a dozen people who I've met here.

The best part is, I couldn't ever make it through the original because it got so boring. This translation takes the cake.

Enjoy!

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I too..

.... am laughing so hard I am crying. That is a masterpiece.

However, note that it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

by Al Yellon on Dec 21, 2006 10:17 PM CST reply actions

Wow...

I actually do scream sometimes. I'll be like 'OH MY GOD!' and then my parents come rushing in and i'll just say in a surprised tone 'The Cubs(or another team) just (whatever).' Then they just roll their eyes and call me crazy.

However, I would NEVER do that to my computer. I love my computer way too much to hurt it like that.

Thanks for sharing! :)

"I don't talk. I just let what I do talk for myself." -Johan Santana

by sparkles721 on Dec 21, 2006 10:26 PM CST reply actions

ah the face of gaius marius...

...is finally revealed...

PINIELLA!

by theprognosticator on Dec 21, 2006 10:43 PM CST reply actions

or BlueMike...one of the two...

PINIELLA!

by theprognosticator on Dec 21, 2006 10:50 PM CST up reply actions

best line:

Eat that Cardinal Bitches!

PINIELLA!

by theprognosticator on Dec 21, 2006 10:51 PM CST up reply actions

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Thanks for posting that. A much needed laugh at the end of a long day.

HENDRY!

by cubbiejulie on Dec 21, 2006 10:57 PM CST reply actions

ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks! seriously. I really needed a good laugh right about now.

by cashcowsquirtingsourmilk on Dec 21, 2006 11:00 PM CST reply actions

That ending was as good as it gets...

before the "We f*in' suck" line...

"Could this get any better? I think not.

NOOOO!!!!

Not that piece of effin' sh** Marquis!

You idiot Hendry!"

Seriously, admit it now. Even you optimistic ones (Al) thought the same thing as soon as you saw that. Then you calmed and hope took over. But yeah, you know as soon as you saw that, you freaked.

TOWEL DRILL!

by tyger1147 on Dec 21, 2006 11:18 PM CST reply actions

og god

thank you for that

"Its not like we need 10-12 players to contend"

by ksucubbie on Dec 21, 2006 11:25 PM CST reply actions

if only

the offseason could go that fast. we still got 3 months to go. agony!

by cashcowsquirtingsourmilk on Dec 21, 2006 11:27 PM CST reply actions

I've watched this ten times today

A friend sent it to me yesterday and I'm so glad you posted this here. It gets better each time you watch it.

"Not that Fking piece of shit Jason Marquis!! No!!!!"

"I don't see where plate discipline becomes a tool" - Cubs Assistant GM Gary Hughes

by Jobu on Dec 21, 2006 11:50 PM CST reply actions

same here

my favorite part may be the Marquis anguish.. and... I love the sig... by gary hughes. Hughes seems better than hendry though, slightly i think, and I've read the BA debate.

but I still like the hughes quote "you can't have the DIPS guys against the guys chewing dip"

by cashcowsquirtingsourmilk on Dec 22, 2006 12:25 AM CST up reply actions