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I usually wouldn't post something like this....

But it made me laugh hard enough to get tears in my eyes.

I know I haven't posted a diary here in a while, and there are language issues in this clip, but I can't help be reminded of at least a dozen people who I've met here.

The best part is, I couldn't ever make it through the original because it got so boring. This translation takes the cake.

Enjoy!

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I too..
.... am laughing so hard I am crying. That is a masterpiece.

However, note that it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

by Al on Dec 21, 2006 10:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wow...
I actually do scream sometimes. I'll be like 'OH MY GOD!' and then my parents come rushing in and i'll just say in a surprised tone 'The Cubs(or another team) just (whatever).' Then they just roll their eyes and call me crazy.

However, I would NEVER do that to my computer.   I love my computer way too much to hurt it like that.

Thanks for sharing! :)

"I don't talk. I just let what I do talk for myself." -Johan Santana

by sparkles721 on Dec 21, 2006 10:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ah the face of gaius marius...
...is finally revealed...
PINIELLA!

by theprognosticator on Dec 21, 2006 10:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

or BlueMike...one of the two...
PINIELLA!

by theprognosticator on Dec 21, 2006 10:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

best line:
Eat that Cardinal Bitches!
PINIELLA!

by theprognosticator on Dec 21, 2006 10:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Thanks for posting that. A much needed laugh at the end of a long day.
HENDRY!

by cubbiejulie on Dec 21, 2006 10:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks! seriously. I really needed a good laugh right about now.

by cashcowsquirtingsourmilk on Dec 21, 2006 11:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That ending was as good as it gets...
before the "We f*in' suck" line...

"Could this get any better? I think not.

NOOOO!!!!

Not that piece of effin' sh** Marquis!

You idiot Hendry!"

Seriously, admit it now. Even you optimistic ones (Al) thought the same thing as soon as you saw that. Then you calmed and hope took over. But yeah, you know as soon as you saw that, you freaked.

TOWEL DRILL!

by tyger1147 on Dec 21, 2006 11:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

og god
thank you for that
"Its not like we need 10-12 players to contend"

by ksucubbie on Dec 21, 2006 11:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

if only
the offseason could go that fast. we still got 3 months to go. agony!

by cashcowsquirtingsourmilk on Dec 21, 2006 11:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I've watched this ten times today
A friend sent it to me yesterday and I'm so glad you posted this here.  It gets better each time you watch it.  

"Not that Fking piece of shit Jason Marquis!!  No!!!!"

"I don't see where plate discipline becomes a tool" - Cubs Assistant GM Gary Hughes

by Jobu on Dec 21, 2006 11:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

same here
my favorite part may be the Marquis anguish.. and... I love the sig... by gary hughes. Hughes seems better than hendry though, slightly i think, and I've read the BA debate.

but I still like the hughes quote "you can't have the DIPS guys against the guys chewing dip"

by cashcowsquirtingsourmilk on Dec 22, 2006 12:25 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Great....
....wonderful way to end the day....could've used that earlier in the day but I will definitely take a good laugh anytime I can get it!!!
Here's to a new year!!

by santo for prez on Dec 22, 2006 12:15 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

...and at the end of the video....
France (and the Pirates) surrendered.
People ask me what I do in the winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for Al's latest post on BCB!

by Dan on Dec 22, 2006 3:24 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I have to admit...
That was pretty much me when they signed Marquis.
Jason Marquis makes me :-d~o~o~o~

by gravedigger on Dec 22, 2006 4:09 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I just hope....
... you didn't smash your keyboard like that!

by Al on Dec 22, 2006 8:08 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Very nice
I have to admit, this got a LOL out of me -- particularly the very end. But does that little coda at the end indicate that this originated from a Cardinals fan?
I didn't have the ball, bitch!

by dat cubfan daver on Dec 22, 2006 8:50 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Funny and Accurate
That video pretty much sums up this offseason.  Excellent!
One day, the dream will come true.

by brianp88 on Dec 22, 2006 9:08 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

That my friends
was awesome! Made my day.
D-LEE!

by airweino on Dec 22, 2006 10:04 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Spectacular
Hilarious. It sums up what I did about Marquis, but I didn't destroy my computer. I threw stuff.
hey, hey, cubs win.

by cubbyblue137 on Dec 22, 2006 10:33 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

OMG!!!
Thanks for sharing that. Funny stuff.
COTTS!!!

by sue369 on Dec 22, 2006 11:54 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was hilarious
Thanks for sharing that.  I wonder who thinks up this stuff..?

Federer

It's like deja`vu all over again ....

by tigerperson on Dec 22, 2006 2:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I fell off my seat, rolled on the floor and ...
.. about soaked my drawers .. The tragic truth is that WE ALL SPOKE THAT GERMAN!

.. BITTE! .. BITTE!

Well, Next Year is here .. and Jack's century's gotta end some time .. GO CUBBIES!

by cubnational on Dec 22, 2006 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I rarely
laugh outloud at those things, but that was f'in hysterical!

by 10 14 23 26 on Dec 22, 2006 3:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Link of the year
Hands down.

That's a saver, no matter how the Cubs do

I very excite about this upcoming season! Jenqui!

by nextyearcub on Dec 22, 2006 10:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

heh heh...
even that cut through this nasty flu.
At least we didn't sign Batista...

by stelmodad on Dec 23, 2006 12:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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