Alright, friends and neighbors.
Yes, we know. Dusty sucks, Hendry may be his manslave, and Pujols is not necessarily taking enough HGH's to kill a small horse.
It's not that I don't think we should have these debates. I think we should! But I get bored after I've made my point and being right... blah blah... I'm sure you all know the feeling.
So here's the deal, yo. In this diary, we're going to focus on the following statement:
It could ALWAYS be worse
Now, I don't want this to become some kind of fate-tempting thread... absolutely NO predictions of injuries to currently uninjured players. We all know how Lee learned his lesson about that...
Let's say, instead of Lou Piniella, what if Lou Ferrigno was chosen to be our manager? "Neifi make Hulk ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!"
Or what if instead of just looking like the man in the yellow hat, Mark Prior was actually replaced by the man in the yellow hat.
Again, this is NOT to bring bad karma onto us, but to celebrate that as bad as it is, it could always be worse.
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