6/20/06 Fecal League Update....
(From the Feces News Network) In tonight's marquis match up between the teams expected to meet in the playoffs for the coveted Golden cornCob, second place Pittsburgh rallied from an early four run lead to lose 10-6 to the first place KC Royals picking up a full game in the standings, before a stunned KC crowd of about 40,000 fans cleverly disguised as empty seats.
Third-place Chicago Cubs resumed their drive for a playoff spot tonight by losing to Cleveland 4-2. Commissioneress Bertha Butt announced earlier today that the Cubs had agreed to settle a threatened suit by OSHA by requiring all fans sitting in the bleachers to purchase and wear helmets to protect them from opposition home run balls. This action was similar to the Cub response to an unfortunate incident in the infield earlier this year resulting in Cub infielders being required to wear helmets in the field. Recognizing a revenue source from the sale of helmets, Cub management said helmets would not be allowed to be brought in, but must be purchased with each bleacher ticket. Management also said that bleacher beer would also be sold by the helmet.
Fecal League Standings
Kansas City. 20 49 .290
Pittsburgh... 26 46 .361 (4.5)
Chicago...... 27 43 .386 (6.5)
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Is that a "Jason" marquis matchup?
I'm kidding here, just in case you couldn't tell.
by Al on Jun 21, 2006 3:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good catch...
by Reverend Jim Ignatowski on Jun 21, 2006 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened...
by FukudomeAtLarge on Jun 21, 2006 7:38 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Complete Standings...
Kansas City... 20 49 .290
Pittsburgh...... 26 46 .361 (4.5)
Chicago......... 27 43 .386 (6.5)
Tampa Bay.... 30 41 .423 (9)
Atlanta.......... 30 41 .423 (9)
L A Angels..... 31 40 .437 (10)
by Reverend Jim Ignatowski on Jun 21, 2006 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Angels...
by FukudomeAtLarge on Jun 21, 2006 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
by jc60625 on Jun 21, 2006 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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