ORDER NOW! Glendon Rusch instructional video

by lilgrams777 on Jun 8, 2006 8:14 PM CDT

New MLB Instructional Video featuring Chicago Cubs pitcher Glendon Rusch!
Now you too can learn the secrets to pitching a Major League Home Run pitch!
In this video/DVD You will see how Glendon throws the difficult 1-0 ("I gotta throw a strike or I'm going to be down 2-0 pitch!...for a 425ft HR!...And the ever consistant "3-0 ("Here it comes 76MPH fastball pitch.)...That's sure to travel way out of your ballpark too. Find out the mystery of the difficult "Back to Back Jacks"..and the even more difficult "Back to Back to Back Jacks!"....What do other major leaguers say???
MLB (ALL-STAR????)1997(lol) Fred McGriff says..."I think I hit more home runs off that dude...I got tired of running the bases!"
Cincinnati Reds "SissyBoy" Bronson Arroyo says..."I'm a sissyboy...and i hit my first 2 EVER taters off that slug!" "I HIGHLYendorse this DVD."
Yes...folks the critics have spoken. Special Guest Dusty Baker will also give some tips to you coaches on how to leave your teams "MEAT" out to dry after B.T.B.J.'S (That's back to back jacks for those who didn't figure out)before he starts the bullpen up!
This instructional will shatter any little leaguers confidence in pitching to "that skinny white kid with the dreds!" lol
I could go ON AND ON....But This instructional is now available to you...from my stock I have in my watersoaked R.V. for the discounted price of just $.99!!!!"you gotta pay the shipping on this though! 39 cents lol some video might be a little waterlogged...rained alot here this spring..lol
Remember Fred McGriff KNOWS HR'S! lol
ORDER NOW

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Order now

and receive 'how to utilize the double switch' by Dusty Baker. This step by step process is sure to have your fan base pulling their hair out of their heads.

Remember, that's the Glendon Rusch homerun video and Dusty Baker double switch short.

...BUT WAIT! First 10 callers receive a free armband and toothpick.

Call now!

...the artist formerly priorpwnz.

by Faith plus 1 on Jun 8, 2006 8:44 PM CDT reply actions

Come on guys.....

You forgot to provide the phone number to call in an order.

The number is 1-800-438-2525

Again, that's....

1-800-GET-BTBJ

Tony U La Grange, IL

by tony412 on Jun 9, 2006 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions

I laughed so hard I cried

Very funny. Thanks for making me feel better.

by mgfabc on Jun 8, 2006 8:46 PM CDT reply actions

WHY DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

what now? does that solve the Cubs' problems?

by CubFaninNY on Jun 8, 2006 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions

Because

it's better to laugh than cry.

by mgfabc on Jun 8, 2006 8:53 PM CDT reply actions

Exactly.

This IS supposed to be fun, right?

Very funny diary. Thanks.

by Al Yellon on Jun 8, 2006 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions

Terrific !

Very funny And pretty accurate.

by slide on Jun 8, 2006 9:12 PM CDT reply actions

Brilliant.

Hi-freakin'larious.

"Aw, how could he lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico!"--Harry Caray

by cubbiejulie on Jun 8, 2006 9:46 PM CDT reply actions

LMFAO

I just got home from having a few cold ones after work watching the cubs game. I could not belive how Red's(right handed hitters) were just cheating in the Box waiting to Tee-off on Ol' Glendon. God that 2 year extention looks great now. Time to eat-up and Back-up Jimmy Boy!

To Bleed or Not to Bleed?

by TheRamZamDLEE on Jun 8, 2006 10:11 PM CDT reply actions

Hey does this DVD come with the.....

Gene Clines & Dusty Baker hitting DVD??? Where you can learn how not to take a walk, work a count or generally have any competence at the plate???

by PriorandAramisfan23 on Jun 9, 2006 12:38 AM CDT reply actions

Someone should tell Rusch...

That the Cubs already hired their batting practice lefty, and he need not continue to apply for the job during games.

by CosmicCharlie911 on Jun 9, 2006 2:22 AM CDT reply actions

Hi, I'm Glendon Rusch

You may remember me from such instructional videos as "Mommy, Why Can't I Find The Plate?" and "ERA - Ewww".

Tonight I'll be going head to head with actress and woman of equal talent as my own, Angela Lansbury in a riveting pitchers duel. Excitement she wrote!

she

by Sarah Hope on Jun 9, 2006 9:56 AM CDT reply actions

Dusty Baker here

Hey Glendon! Didn't know you were a BCB reader too. Well just came by to say that we dont appreciate you media outlets bashing our guys like this. And in Glendon's defense.....it was a lot hotter out there last night than the forecast says it was. Glendon has light skin and as I've said before, guys like him have it a little more difficult out there with the sun. Not playing the race card, I'm just saying.

Dusty

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Tony U La Grange, IL

by tony412 on Jun 9, 2006 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions

Hey, Dusty, I'll handle this one

As your boss, I figure this is my area of expertise. That, and we don't like you talking so much. It only hurts the PR campaign.

I just wanted to pop in here with all you great fans and say that the front office is 100% behind this team and it's exquisite manager, Dusty Baker. Anyone else think Barry could have hit all those homeruns without Dusty's coaching? I don't think so. . .and hey! Dusty was in the on-deck circle when Aaron hit his dinger, so he's got a lot of good luck all over him.

In conclusion, please continue to buy tickets to beautiful wrigley field. Pay no attention to the team out there, after all, that's what the beer vendors are for! Also, call 888-CUBS in order to reserve tickets to the Batter's Eye Suite--it's fun for the whole corporation!

Love and Kisses,
Andy

"Aw, how could he lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico!"--Harry Caray

by cubbiejulie on Jun 9, 2006 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions

(muffled sound)

Can't talk . . .eating. . .

Love,

Glendon Rusch

P.S. I just gave up another home run.

by TyWebb on Jun 9, 2006 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions

Georgia Bulldogs Pitching Staff....

bought my only copy of G.R. instructional video...Worked like a charm for them too...asked me to thank Glendon AND Dusty for them...first time out threw BTBTBTBTBJ'S!...thats..awe..you get it!
thanks,
DAWGS PITCHING COACH

"THE WINNER IN ANY FIGHT NEED ONLY LOOK AT THE SCOREBOARD."

by lilgrams777 on Jun 13, 2006 3:22 PM CDT reply actions