Lovie Smith has announced that the Monday Night Football audience will be treated to Kyle Orton's long-awaited return to center.
Reportedly he's matured as a passer. Definately he has less facial hair than he did as Neckbeard the pirate captain. No word yet on his mutant powers.
At the very least, here's hoping he can get his career passer rating above 60.
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