I was thinking about my Harry/Candy Maldanado story and wondered what other stories that people might remember while watching him on tv.

One of my favorites was him trying to say Hector Villeneuva's name backwards when he could not even say it forwards.
But the best is...
A friend and I were watching an afternoon pregame show with Steve Stone and Harry.  They were talking about the previous game and the day's matchup.  Then out of nowhere Harry blurts "Well...it's rainin'"  while Arnie is showing a beautiful day on the lake with people swimming and sailing. We hear a few whispers and then Harry says "...Somewhere..."
ROTF all day from that one.