Wednesday (Updated!) OBD: Valentine's Edition
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!
Sorry guys, it was an ugly morning/day in court today. My Valentine's Day begun with getting my a** completely waxed by a far inferior attorney, and got even better when I got back to my office to discover that my co-workers were devouring the box of Godiva chocolates that my husband had delivered to my office. Then it got cold. Really cold, and now I'm curled up under a blanket in front of the fire, and I can't feel my feet. Blah on that.
So this shall be the truncated version of the OBD today. I admire all of you for going over 100 comments and recommending a diary that says absolutely nothing. Good on ya.
We begin with The Heckler's touching story of unrequited love. Or maybe it is requited. Who the hell knows?
*John Madden sends Brett Favre Valentine's Day gift*QB's wife mistakenly thinks delivery is for her
John Madden has had a well-known man-crush on Brett Favre for years. The NBC color commentator took the relationship a step further today when he sent a Valentine's Day card, bouquet of roses and a box of half-eaten chocolates to his all-time favorite football player.
When the delivery arrived at the Favre residence, Brett's wife Deanna mistakenly thought the gift was for her. She couldn't believe when she opened the card and saw it was for Brett.
"The front of the card said 'I Want to Score with You'," Deanna Favre said. "The inside had a picture of Brett and John together and he scribbled, 'Brett, You're the Extra Point to my Touchdown, Love John Madden.'"
Deanna said she was going to give the heart-shaped box of chocolates to their children but was disgusted to find nearly all of the candies had been eaten.
"Every one of the chocolates had a bite taken out of them." She described. "The only ones that were left were ones filled with coconut."
Madden and Favre were last seen heading to the Sybaris in Joliet.Ever wonder where most people meet their SOs? Wonder no more:

Heh. I met my husband on the set of "Mr & Mrs. Smith" too. Go figure.
5 songs on my iPod: Romance Edition
Wish You Were Here: Pink Floyd
The Blower's Daughter: Damien Rice
Baby Can I Hold You Tonight: Tracey Chapman
Nothing Compares 2 U: Sinead O'Connor
Slip So Easily: Sweetwater
QOTD: What is your worst Valentine's Day Memory?
Mine was when a ton of my relatives got gunned down in a garage on the north side. That Valentine's Day totally blew.
Top Ten Hottest Cubs: #8
*Ryan O'Malley*

And before everyone goes complaining that he's too low on the list, I just want to say that the only reason he's not in the Top 5 is because he didn't play for the Cubs for that long.
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methinks..
That's what I'm thinking too.
This is why I wanted the OBD...
First, on Big Z, from Jim Hendry:
"I'm not really concerned about the stories going around today, because my dialogue with Carlos and his representatives is that his intent has been to stay here first."
Second, on the Ryu trade:
"Hopefully these guys will be contributors to the Cubs down the road," Hendry said.
So it looks like Z is more of an idiot than a hater, and we've been talking about the start of the Tom Wilken Era. Looks like we can start it with two draft picks from 2005. Anyway... Holla!
And I'm listening to...

40.
Great pic.
Thanks...
Hey, you & me both.
And
by audiospeedwagon on Feb 14, 2007 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
She was my neighbor when I lived in Lincoln Park
Love Liz.
You lived near...
I once farted....
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 14, 2007 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Well...
Veronica Mars keeps kicking ass....god that show is good. Too good, almost. If they cancel it, I will rage about the injustice almost as much as I continue to rage over the injustice of Fox cancelling Arrested Development (hands down the funniest TV show in the past 10 years, and perhaps all time....seriously, it is that good. Get the DVDs).
Also, a shout-out to another underappreciated but quality show - Boston Legal. Never boring, clever enough to wink to the audience at its ridiculousness, and, of course, Denny Crane.
The jury
I love that show.
by cubbieboy on Feb 14, 2007 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
If you want a show that's under the radar
It's starting to rival The Office, which is no surprise, because Ricky Gervais is the original man behind both shows. But this show makes me laugh the whole way through with its uncomfortable humor, especially Stephen Merchant (who helped Gervais create The Office) as the talent agent.
And getting celebrities to come on and make fun of themselves, as Coldplay's Chris Martin did with all his charity work last week, is classic.
"Are you having a laugh? Is he having a laugh?"
by nextyearcub on Feb 14, 2007 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
I watched...
This year? I've kind of stopped watching....it lost some of its prior charm for me - the idea that they were just extras trying to make it and failing, yet all these stars would open up to them with their weird character flaws, or Andy would try to kiss up to get a part and fail somehow embarassingly.
Also, it's at times quite cringe-worthy....I enjoy that humor in doses, but some of the episodes go overboard.
Still, Merchant/Gervais are geniuses. And if you don't think so, download the Ricky Gervais show podcasts - 3 seasons of the funniest radio show of all time. Karl Pilkington alone makes it worth any price they asked for it....guy is an idiot savant of comedy.
Good luck, Julie
by cubbieboy on Feb 14, 2007 10:15 AM CST reply actions
Or...(play name that movie)
"Overruled."
"Your Honor, I strenuously object"
"Counsellor, you are overruled."
(Later):
"That was great, Jo...'I object.' 'Overruled.' 'I strenously object.' 'Oh, well, in that case...'"
A Few Good Men...
by santo for prez on Feb 14, 2007 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
right movie
No.. he was right
i don't think so
there are 2 scenes
then there is the following scence that plays out with cruise and pollack, where cruise makes a comment about how you only object to get it on the record, and she had the judge saying the witness was an expert
another movie.... (easy)
"Over-ruled."
"But your honor! I'd really really like a continuance!"
"Over-ruled. Why?"
"Because this is really devastating to my case!"
by fuzzycubfan on Feb 14, 2007 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Another..
Ya got me..
by santo for prez on Feb 14, 2007 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
Ghostbusters II...
by santo for prez on Feb 14, 2007 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
Music
Brilliant Disguise - Bruce Springsteen
Cocaine Blues - Johnny Cash
If My Heart Was a Car - Old 97's
22 Acacia Avenue - Iron Maiden
Eden is Burning - John Mellencamp
Single on Valentines Day? Check in here!
For those who like the men...

I think it's originally from Cosmo but is part of an ad in this year's Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition--minus the cigar of course.
It's just interesting how "What's hot"
You apparently...
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
I would like you all to reference this day
"National Singles Awareness Day"
Think about it. What day of the year is it easier to identify who is single and who is in a relationship?
If you are in a relationship you celebrate the day as you normally would by doing stuff with your SO.
If you are single, however, on this day you take care of YOU. Go out and have a few drinks. Buy a couple DVD's. Whatever you wanna do. The key is to enjoy yourself and ignore the stupidity of the day.
by mike @ Bleed Cubbie Blue on Feb 14, 2007 11:34 AM CST reply actions
What if you have no money?
as long
by mike @ Bleed Cubbie Blue on Feb 14, 2007 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
As one...
Or, as I like to call it, Wednesday.
(In all seriousness, I don't hate Valentine's Day....I just end up wishing I was dating someone, that's all)
NSAD-I like it!
And while it's great to have a companion, sometimes being single ain't all that bad either.
Just for all you lovers, here's a special iPod Terrific 25 V-Day Edition. Some of these are great love songs, others just talk about that crazy little thing called love.
At the top: "The Look of Love" by Isaac Hayes. It's also known as the best song ever done, and don't try to argue with me about this. Soulful, a kick-ass instrumental, and 9 1/2 minutes of pure ecstacy.
The Rest of the 25:
Since I've Been Loving You: Led Zeppelin
Wish You Were Here: Pink Floyd
Lover, You Should've Come Over: Jeff Buckley
Swallowed In the Sea: Coldplay
Walk The Line: Johnny Cash
Ex-Factor: Lauryn Hill
I Want Love: Elton John
Maps: Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Lovesong: 311 (or The Cure, I actually like the remake better)
If I Ain't Got You: Alicia Keys
God Only Knows: Beach Boys
I Just Want To Be Your Everything: Andy Gibb
I Miss You: Blink-182
Love Me Like You: The Magic Numbers
When You Come Back Down: Nickel Creek
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For: U2
The Blower's Daughter: Damien Rice
Crush: Dave Matthews Band
Cupid's Chokehold: Gym Class Heroes
Collide: Howie Day
Ordinary People: John Legend
Good Love Is On The Way: John Mayer Trio
Be Here Now: Ray LaMontagne
Run: Snow Patrol
Baby Can I Hold You: Tracy Chapman
by nextyearcub on Feb 14, 2007 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
Whoops
by nextyearcub on Feb 14, 2007 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
This isn't on the top anything...
Te Necesito: Luis Miguel
Hope you all like...
We should try...
Any guesses as to who will be hot guy #8?
Who knows...
I also hope some miracle happens and Murton's ends up on the list even though he's just cute not hot.
Maybe it's Kyle Farnsworth or Alex Gonzalez.
by sparkles721 on Feb 14, 2007 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
Not so much for Kerry Wood
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
But it has to be
by secdelahc on Feb 14, 2007 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
Why no Kerry Wood?
I'm shocked you would say that!
He would probably agree...
I really, really like Wood
He's also gotten less attractive as he's gotten older, and he's not even that old.
I love Kerry Wood.
But hot? He ain't.
Thanks
I like Scruffy Kyle...
by secdelahc on Feb 14, 2007 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
They are.
Anyway, maybe Kerry Wood isn't hot, but I thought he was at the convention.


Not only Valentine's Day..
Wrong
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
You're not?
And I agree with you.
Well, this should be...
Robbie Williams
Anyway, he checked into rehab today for addiction to a bunch of anti-depressants. This was the most interesting aspect: "daily he gets through an incredible 36 super-strength double espresso coffees, 60 Silk Cut cigarettes and around 20 cans of energy drink Red Bull"
What is it with these celebrities? Ordinarily I'd just dismiss it, as I dismiss most pop culture icons, but Robbie is different for me, I don't know why.
I like Robbie Williams.....
by PriorandAramisfan23 on Feb 14, 2007 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Also
Hmmm.
It wasn't me
By the way, don't try to look at who has recommended the diary, it will cause your computer to explode.
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe YOUR computer.
Huh
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
<SIGH>
I just wanted everyone to read the two things about Ryu and Z. But apparently no one has. Or doesn't care.
As for CJ, who knows what his motivation is.
iPod Top 6 Makeout Songs...
Say Goodbye - Dave Matthews Band
Ice Cream - Sarah McLachlan
Wicked Game - Chris Isaak
Steal My Kisses - Ben Harper
You Move Me - Garth Brooks
With or Without You - U2
Yawn....
Kim Jong Il's I'm So Ronery Shuffizzle:
You Are the Perfect Drug: Nine Inch Nails
Love Song: The Cure
Isn't She Lovely: Stevie Wonder
Never My Love: Etta James
Firt Time Ever I Saw Your Face: Johnny Cash
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 14, 2007 1:01 PM CST reply actions
"First"
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 14, 2007 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Oh my...
Etta and Trent...
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 14, 2007 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
For those who care...
I saw that
by NO100 on Feb 14, 2007 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Look
Its not dead
It's tired and shagged out following
I can't believe...
by bleedhawkeyegold on Feb 14, 2007 3:22 PM CST reply actions
I got...
Uh oh...
Gasp!
You better get me something for my birthday though.
When is it
I would've....
you have
That's awesome.
You never gave me...
Happy now??

by secdelahc on Feb 14, 2007 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
You better!
Why is the numbers thread closed?
Which numbers thread is that?
The one on the main page...
Got it.
I re-enabled comments on that thread. You should be able to post one now.
allow me
'fuck this holiday'
No, I'm not being, 'Faith as usual'. This is the stupidest holiday of the year, I'd rather take Arbor Day.
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 14, 2007 4:45 PM CST reply actions
I agree
Mine is Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is great
Mine is Halloween
by secdelahc on Feb 14, 2007 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but...
I am not exaggerating one bit.
I like the chocolate filled ones
by secdelahc on Feb 14, 2007 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
They are good too...
Well, Cadbury
by secdelahc on Feb 14, 2007 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
Oh I know
But if you could find me a supplier for year round Caburry eggs, I'd owe you a lot.
I'll see what I can do
by secdelahc on Feb 14, 2007 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
Cadburry Cream Eggs
Gravedizzle,
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 15, 2007 8:15 AM CST up reply actions
You sir...
Mission accomplished.
by gravedigger on Feb 15, 2007 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
As soon as I teach....
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 15, 2007 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
My back is killing me...
by gravedigger on Feb 15, 2007 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
Yup
That being said, the bosses brought in lots of chocolate for us today, so it has been a sugar-induced (somewhat) euphoria day here.. It's about time!
I'll post my Ipod five when I get home.
by secdelahc on Feb 14, 2007 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Honestly....
You'd be proud of me
by secdelahc on Feb 14, 2007 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
I'm wearing...
Maybe today is
by secdelahc on Feb 14, 2007 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
ork=wore
by secdelahc on Feb 14, 2007 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, look at that
And even at that...
Good.
If you think I'm just going to let that go...
Sparkles...
These are what I think of as lilies.

They always remind of Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors.
When I think of Lillies
Not Ted Lilly?
No
I think of Steve Lillywhite.
here I am
Black Wednesday Special:
Broken Vow-Josh Groban
Stupid Girls-Pink
Bring on the Rain-JoDee Messina
I Survived You-Clay Aiken
How Do you Like me Now?-Toby Keith
by secdelahc on Feb 14, 2007 6:09 PM CST reply actions
Yeah I agree
It's not selected
by secdelahc on Feb 15, 2007 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
Gosh, Julie...
I'm hoping...
Never mind.
And I shall wear it as a badge of honor.
Re: O'Malley.
Well
Please
Oh, I know
I like men, not boys.
Pray tell, who would be on your list. And don't say that orange-headed freak.
Keep in mind...
Honestly, a lot of current and recent Cubs would be on my list. Alex Gonzalez, Bobby Hill, Rich Hill, Sean Marshall, Angel Pagan, Ryan Theriot, and, yes, Matt Murton. You're the freak.
Not sure who else would be on the list. I only started noticing that these guys were attractive when my SO pointed them out to me.. I usually just watch the game for the game.
Dude
How old are you? I think you might be equi-distant between me and sparks.
23
Haha just kidding.
Or is he?
I know
OK, honestly
I said
Give me a good team name and we can make up.
I thought you were being sarcastic
by cubbiejulie on Feb 14, 2007 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
I posted a team name for him...
And I think he owes you an apology.
OK that is a LOT better
And I AM sorry for calling you 40.
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you
by cubbiejulie on Feb 14, 2007 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
You're obviously not old
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Completely seriously...
I wasn't being sarcastic. I thought I told you before you looked like my 26-year old english teacher.
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
I called her old once,
Julie's 22 actually.
by cubsfan2883 on Feb 14, 2007 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
You are just...
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
I am..
by cubsfan2883 on Feb 14, 2007 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Then I'm playing to reclaim it..
No One Expects the Spanish Inqusition Nobody
by cubsfan2883 on Feb 14, 2007 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't steal anything...
by sparkles721 on Feb 14, 2007 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
You're a thief.
My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my pride, prepare to beat me again this year.
by cubsfan2883 on Feb 14, 2007 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
What?
by cubsfan2883 on Feb 14, 2007 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Gah nevermind
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
I know it is
by cubsfan2883 on Feb 14, 2007 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
I willl....
I don't steal anything. If you lost it's because you didn't try hard enough. You didn't motivate your players. Your players don't like you. Maybe you aren't a players' manager. I am. The players I pick love me, so they win.
OK, I'm done being mean.
by sparkles721 on Feb 14, 2007 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
Then I kick dirt on home plate if I don;t like the call the umpires make.
Why couldn't you have picked Rich Harden or something..
You know its on like a flashlight. Let's do the dang thing.
by cubsfan2883 on Feb 14, 2007 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
I did pick him!
I used almost all my favorite players. It was so fun.
by sparkles721 on Feb 14, 2007 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
In the venerable words of Fall Out Boy
You're just the girl that all the boys want to play for .. It'll be different this year.
by cubsfan2883 on Feb 14, 2007 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
Oh yeah!
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Hey!
I like Bob Howry too, and we agreed on that I think.
I think gravedigger is weird because so far I have not been disappointed with your list. I'm a little worried about the top, but I think I'll like the list overall.
by sparkles721 on Feb 14, 2007 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not weird
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
You are weird.
by sparkles721 on Feb 14, 2007 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
if Mark Grace is number 1
He's not that attractive.
Furthermore, we're skipping over guys like.. I cannot actually name one, but Im sure there are one.
Like Mark Prior. that's who,
by cubsfan2883 on Feb 14, 2007 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
I listed a bunch
BTW, I'm going to preempt Julie here and just say right now that neither is Karros.
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
But Karros...
Just kidding, Julie. I don't think Karros is cute but he's a great guy. I like to listen to him on TV too. Maybe like with Grace, Julie will choose a nice picture of Karros and convince me.
by sparkles721 on Feb 14, 2007 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe, but I doubt it
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
Why?
Honestly, I don't remember what Bobby Hill looks like.
by sparkles721 on Feb 14, 2007 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
I dont know, they are all not my type. They do nothing for me.
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
Wow that's a terrible picture
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
What about Derrek Lee
by cubsfan2883 on Feb 14, 2007 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
Not to me
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmm...
by cubsfan2883 on Feb 14, 2007 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
Then...
by sparkles721 on Feb 14, 2007 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think they are
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
I like Derrek.
I like to see Derrek smile. I also like to see Mark Prior smile, but that's just because I rarely see a smile on his face.
by sparkles721 on Feb 14, 2007 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
Look what you started
by gravedigger on Feb 14, 2007 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
By the way...
My Ipod Five
Under Pressure- Queen
Ignition (Remix) Roberto Kelly
All you Need is Love- The Beatles
Seventeen Ain't So Sweet- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (this one's for you sparks)

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