Julie's BCB Smack Talk League
This diary is for ksucubbie, so he doesn't get in trouble at work. ;)
Here are the issues we need to resolve:
- League name
- mixed league or NL only?
- free or pay league?
- online or offline draft?
- if online, what nights are people available?
- what are you guys getting me for my birthday?
- Acolytes of the Scarlet Witch (heh)
- mixed
- free, but with a prize to the winner (a la Tom's suggestion)
6) surprise me
Next!
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Fixed your typo in the title.
Anyway, I vote yes on items 1 through 5, as per your suggestions.
On #6, well, you'll just have to wait and be surprised!
I concur with Julie's suggestion...
And make it free...
And it had better be mixed...God help you all if it is NL only...
by theprognosticator on Feb 16, 2007 2:15 PM CST reply actions
Draft times go fast
That's odd.
server issues
We don't have to draft through them
You can change the name later
Blue Bloods
Ursa Majors
well, i had like 8 league names
i vote for a free league with money donated for prizes (like ten dollars each). i vote for an offline draft since its hard to get people together and hard to get time slots unless you do the pay league. and i will be ok with a mixed league, but only if some of my other demands are met.
and i definitely do not vote for julies league name, since all my ideas were deleted by her and her evil raven-haired ways.
how bout "The official BCB Fantasy Baseball League of the 2007 National League Champion Chicago Cubs" in homage to the firehouse etc that dubbed themselves the official everything of the 98 team, if people remember that. or beyone the ivy is fine. or Lou's Blues. Or the lou crew. Or "Little Miss Sunshine: The True Story of Mark Prior". "The 2007 Cubs Rotation: An Inconvenient Truth"
i'll keep thinking
Okay
League Name (for now): House of Smack
Password: alrocks
draft time: 9:00 pm on Saturday, March 24.
you said we could change that
Hmmm
I don't think we can change for too much longer. They are running out of times fast.
I still maintain that we could do this as a chat at a time of our choosing.
Yeah
by nextyearcub on Feb 16, 2007 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Oh God
I say we do it via chat whenever we want.
I can set up a "group" for us
I'm going to be in Arizona then.
I'm severely disappointed already...
I hereby break out the first of what appears to be many "tsk tsk"'s this year.
TSK TSK.
A chat room?
It's virtually the same thing as a live draft!
You CAN "chat" while you "draft" in Yahoo Live Draft. It's not some silent-auction-make-sinister-faces-at-your-oppoent-while-you-choose type thing. Yahoo thought of everything except incorporating bubble wrap porn somehow.
Again, I fail to see how we can't get 10 BCB nuts who practically live on this blog, to get together for ONE HOUR and draft players and talk smack.
Unacceptable. Trust me, we do weird chat room draft it will be an unmitigated disaster and I will chortle at all of you who thought it would be such a great idea, especially when some goof tries to draft Aramis Ramirez after somebody else already took him a day earlier.
Live draft is simple. It is good. It will keep you sane.
Move to reconsider. Please.
by theprognosticator on Feb 16, 2007 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
*I* want to do a live draft!!!!!
The only reason I suggested a chat room is because we pick the time and place, as opposed to being a slave to Yahoo. I KNOW it's the same thing--I'm trying to provide a fun alternative to a Yahoo live draft.
The problem is...
I think the draft time already chosen is fine. If any of us can't make it, well then, they'll miss out on the smack talk.
We have all year for that, anyway.
I will make time for the yahoo draft...
So, I say leave it as is. Those that can't make it should rank their players on the Yahoo ranks and let the computer draft for them.
It sucks, but, having missed a draft here and there myself, I have ended up with a surprisingly good team that way, so it's not like Yahoo will give you Adam Hyzdu and then giggle.
by theprognosticator on Feb 16, 2007 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
No
by nextyearcub on Feb 16, 2007 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
And why is that time unacceptable...
You must be in some kind of demand.
I can't eliminate a day 5 weeks in advance.
Unless you have a prison sentence to start serving that day perhaps?
I told you, people don't like guns that shoot rock candy at them. You don't listen. You never listen.
And I'm not bailing you out either. You're on your own cubby.
by theprognosticator on Feb 16, 2007 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
I'm always in demand
And I can eliminate that day when it's the NCAA tournament. I hope that most are going to be out watching it somewhere. It's kind of a big deal down here in these parts.
Selfish? Yes. But I think, also, people more othen than not have plans on Saturdays, whether it's going out, maybe taking care of kids, and might not have three-four hours (which is easily how long it'll take). Now Saturday afternoon, I could probably do that.
My thing is, did I miss an e-mail where we talked about days that would work? If so, sorry. But I think that at least deserves a small discussion, maybe something could be worked out.
And progs, I'm trying to get my sentence reduced. Figured with all these lawyers around here, I'd have a good shot. I mean, it's a rock candy gun for gosh sakes! That's a misdemeanor if I ever heard one. And I didn't mean to hurt anyone. That lady shouldn't have been crossing the park at that time with her stupid dog. So what if both had to go to the hospital? It's a free country, right? This whole thread is out of order!
by nextyearcub on Feb 16, 2007 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
The problem is...
Let's do the best we can with it. This is the first year we've done this. We'll get it right and have fun. That's the whole point, right?
Yes
Well then...
If we do that....
I can set up a chat room on...
what's the league ID Jules...
by theprognosticator on Feb 16, 2007 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
I like the password.
Nope.
I do like it...but it comes in a distant second...
Of course, that will not be the name.
by theprognosticator on Feb 16, 2007 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
I thought this was funny...
http://www.athleticsnation.com/story/2007/2/16/11521/5356
I love that blog.
Crap!
Thus, "The Jason Marquis Experience" doesn't fit.
I'll shorten it but still keep the essence.
I registered as
Doesn't quite have the same ring, does it.
Suggestions welcome.
I did.
i suggest
Unfortunately...
But that's 20.
Why don't you take away the 'the' then?
Or call it Marquis Experiment because he is an experiment. Experiment isn't any shorter though. Well, I tried to help.
"Marquis Sucks"
I'll go with
You want "Marquis Sucks", YOU take it!
I have a name
Another quibble...
More, please.
:)
I have reasons, if anyone wants to hear them, I will elucidate them at length.
by theprognosticator on Feb 16, 2007 3:35 PM CST reply actions
BTW...I do like House of Smack...
by theprognosticator on Feb 16, 2007 3:37 PM CST reply actions
What is the address to register
by jessica on Feb 16, 2007 3:59 PM CST reply actions
don't do it Jules...
by theprognosticator on Feb 16, 2007 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Although...
Um i just realized I am not in Julie's league
Do I register my team name anyway Julie
Please advice the BCB luddite
by jessica on Feb 16, 2007 4:18 PM CST reply actions
I'm with you....
I haven't...
by bleedhawkeyegold on Feb 16, 2007 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
I don't have a team name yet.
How about...
...
or the Orange Crush?
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Feb 18, 2007 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
Oh...
I can still change right? Currently, my team name is The Fountain of Youth.
Sounds like a coup
Now that I know the password and ID....
Not sure where Ethan is
I won't even admit the name until later
No good draft times , Had to take what would be 4.45
Chicago time on Friday the 30th, If you want an evening one
you have to move back a week.
Anyway I assume Ethan will come in and straighten everything out
Again for the Luddite are these leagues head to head
or Rotisserie ?
by jessica on Feb 16, 2007 4:51 PM CST reply actions
You all are making my head hurt
Enough of this
a) People not in our league can't weigh in on our draft. Sorry, but we're having a hard enough time with the 10 of us without other people throwing a wrench into the works.
b) We will draft, online, on Yahoo, on a weeknight. Unless I hear a strenuous objection, I am going with Thursday.
c) If you can't make it, do your pre-select list and let Yahoo auto-select for you.
That is all.
i strenulously
how bout a tuesday. sorry julie, i know this is painful.
And...
How about Gatilsday?
Julie, you're the hostest with the mostest.
brown noser
for the draft.
Getting anymore snow this weekend?
by jessica on Feb 16, 2007 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
Shhhhh. Don't tell.
I'm trying to find any Yahoo times left
Friday, March 2
Wed, Feb. 28
Other than that, we are drafting in February or in the morning. So that's not going to work.
I think a private chat is the only way for us to go, at this point, we can do it whenever we want. Everyone can just put their teams in manually. No biggie.
Yuck.
That also negates the real nice advantage of using the Yahoo rankings.
Then let's keep it...
Let me make it clear...
Oh yeah
This is what I get for hanging out with a bunch of boys who would drive to Toledo before asking for directions.
Someone make a #@@&$@@#! decision!
LMAO
I've made one, but I don't think everyone likes it.
And it's easy to get to Toledo... just head east on I-80/90 and you're there!
Driving directions to Toledo...
(Laughing yet?)
You two will be the death of me.
Us be the death of YOU?
;)
You'd think so
Pfft.
That's gratitude for you.
;)
Well, just when it comes to this fantasy league
If it is decided to do it off of Yahoo and on a chatroom (which, btw, I agree with you - I'd rather do it at Yahoo), I've got one up at my site which we could test sometime between now and then if needed.
JMHO
Agree
Disagree
I mean, it's the Saturday of NCAAs. Maybe I'm the only one that goes out and watches this tournament with a bunch of people. If we could change it to the afternoon, that's one thing. But 10:45 (for us on the East Coast), um....
I'll consent if someone buys one of those phone/internet things where I can go out and do it that way. It would probably be to your advantage, because being in a drunken stupor, I'd repeatedly type in Hector Villanueva or Ty Griffin
by nextyearcub on Feb 16, 2007 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Or worse, Jason Marquis
I agree that a live draft would be best, but what with Al and his difficult travel plans, and all of you and your difficult NCAA basketball (what is that anyway), and what with people working, and what with people going to school - you see where I'm going with this.
However, I would be willing to agree to a system where we draft tomorrow, but I get to pick and choose whoever I want off of the rest of the rosters until opening day.
by gravedigger on Feb 16, 2007 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
I think we may need a conference call.
by nextyearcub on Feb 16, 2007 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
Oh please god no
by gravedigger on Feb 16, 2007 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
Call me if you get lost...
by secdelahc on Feb 16, 2007 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
i myself
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Excellent!
by secdelahc on Feb 16, 2007 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
it's actually very complicated
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
Traps?
by secdelahc on Feb 16, 2007 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Indy
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
ew you eat that stuff?
to tell the truth
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Even that...
by gravedigger on Feb 16, 2007 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
I couldn't live without
to be honest though, lately I haven't touched anything fast food, I've gone to local places that have submarines and hot dogs and such.
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
I hate White Castle.
by secdelahc on Feb 16, 2007 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Doesn't white castle
My SO and I used to eat Arby's all the friggen time, so much so that I really can't anymore.
by gravedigger on Feb 16, 2007 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
over the summer
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
smothered in onions
by secdelahc on Feb 16, 2007 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Onions are gross.
by gravedigger on Feb 16, 2007 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
haha sweet
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
My roomate
by gravedigger on Feb 16, 2007 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
it's a distinct smell
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
blech
by secdelahc on Feb 16, 2007 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
ugh true
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Don't mention these
by secdelahc on Feb 16, 2007 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
I'm particular to oxen myself
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
What
by gravedigger on Feb 16, 2007 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
She said Yak
C'mon, you get it!
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Oh. Yeah.
by gravedigger on Feb 16, 2007 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
no, you're an al groan
by gravedigger on Feb 16, 2007 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
you're a julie roll of the eyes
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
oh man
by gravedigger on Feb 16, 2007 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Would you prefer
by secdelahc on Feb 16, 2007 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
White castle
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldnt say "we all"
by gravedigger on Feb 16, 2007 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
you have no idea
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 16, 2007 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Never seen it,
by secdelahc on Feb 16, 2007 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
I could give about five different
by secdelahc on Feb 16, 2007 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm...
You guys should
How about I breach your face?
by theprognosticator on Feb 17, 2007 2:44 AM CST up reply actions
You guys
Look, as far as the date and time of the draft, I didn't consult anyone, I just grabbed a spot so that we would have one. I forgot that was the during the tournament, and for that I apologize, since that's a big time of year for me, too. However, i'm willing to set aside that night for the draft.
What get really frustrating on here is that we've come up with a viable alternative, an off-Yahoo, online chat, and everyone a) grumbles about that but doesn't suggest anything else; or b) just doesn't answer at all. You guys have no idea how frustrating this is when everyone complains, but no one gives a viable alternative solution.
I don't care if we draft via Yahoo or not. God knows there are 10,000 fantasy magazines and articles out there that people can use to rank players. If we do that, I'll even offer to input everyone's teams, even though I'm the one with two kids and a full-time job, while half you guys are single and or in school, with enough free time on your hands that you can come here and post at all hours of day and night, but clearly don't have the time to a) give us an answer as to what you want to do about the draft, or b) put your freakin' players on your own roster.
Please, just stop screwing around on this thread and give me an answer as to what you want to do.
This isn't fun anymore.
You're telling me
As I mentioned, I don't care whether we use Yahoo, whether we do it offline, whether we do it on Sunday or Thursday or on the moon.
I suggested an alternative: If people are absolutely unwilling to do it on Yahoo, I've set up a chatroom script on my webserver. We could use that and input them later, as you mentioned.
So, for Christ sakes, I agree, let's just get the details hammered out before we end up just quitting.
I agree with both of you.
That said, we'll figure it out. And Julie, remember, I have offered you help, whatever you need, to organize it if it's getting to be too much for you. Please take me up on this offer.
i think
julie, i think you and al should choose a time and drafting system, and everyone will just have to live with it. whatever/whenever it is, i'll either show up or put my rank list in ahead of time. if people wanted more say, they should have spoke up and suggested something instead of complaining. this is fantasy baseball for crying out loud, its not like we're trying to sign everyone up for a retirement plan.
The thing is...
Frankly, I'm hoping you guys will just declare this a dead issue and go with whatever time Yahoo assigns. If people can't make it, seriously, it is not the end of the world.
Then again if there is some miracle and everyone wants to do this some other way and everyone can make it, I've set something up. Let's just decide already.
Sorry about that...
by secdelahc on Feb 17, 2007 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
And another thing
Seconded.
I've tried really hard to make this site a place where we can have serious and intelligent and fun discussions of baseball (and, at times, other things). Let's not turn this into another version of the cubs.com message board.
Deal?
That diary
But it is your site and I enjoy posting here, so I'll adhere to whatever you say.
Wow I didn't mean that like it sounded
There's a difference...
I trust you can see the difference.
Yeah I can
Al,
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 17, 2007 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
For what?
I'm....
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 17, 2007 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
Your apology is accepted...
By the way...
by sparkles721 on Feb 17, 2007 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
Who didn't sign up?
What exactly is going on?
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 17, 2007 11:51 AM CST reply actions
HAH
A beatdown if you're going against me that day.
by Faith plus 1 on Feb 17, 2007 11:52 AM CST reply actions
Ok Julie
by ksucubbie on Feb 17, 2007 12:01 PM CST reply actions
I addressed
by nextyearcub on Feb 17, 2007 2:00 PM CST reply actions
only if you promise to lose...
by theprognosticator on Feb 18, 2007 3:37 AM CST up reply actions
Trust me...
Sign me up.
by Chitown Mojo on Feb 18, 2007 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
anyone want
I've apparently
by Chitown Mojo on Feb 18, 2007 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Sure it's fun.
Take a deep breath and stick around, OK?
If you seriously want out...
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Feb 18, 2007 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
Tomas
he's just scared to face Nately's Whore...
by theprognosticator on Feb 18, 2007 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
I must admit...
you have no choice sir...
I feel closer to doing something like this:
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Come back Julie!
by theprognosticator on Feb 18, 2007 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
Classic
by nextyearcub on Feb 18, 2007 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
Oh. . . . . . you!
Don't let it embarrass you.
If you didn't know how much everyone here loves you, now you know.
Way better.
(I may be late to the draft -- that's 5:45 CDT that day... I'll still be at the game. But I'll join in when I get back.)
I usually have Sundays off
So, yeah, sounds good to me.
welcome back
Oh no
Tom,if you want, I'll draft for you.
Hey that is good news
Then again, this just means more pick-a-fucking-date-already headaches ;)
That works by me
by nextyearcub on Feb 18, 2007 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
I agree.
I'll make it easy on everybody here...
If it's during work time, I'll figure out a way to sneak it past my boss or I'll call out sick.
If I have a date planned that evening (not likely probably, still kind of feeling beat up right now), I'll cancel.
Pick a date. I'll be there.
by theprognosticator on Feb 18, 2007 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yay
Up to March 14...
After that evenings would be better, as I will be in Arizona.
later wouldn't work
Pfffft
I STILL maintain that an online, off-Yahoo draft is the best idea for getting everyone together at a time where we can take as much time as we want and everyone will have fun. Like I said, we can still pre-select our players via Yahoo and use th list to draft off of. We'll just enter them by hand later. We could even do it the night before the season starts, and that would be a fun way to kick it off, I think.
by cubbiejulie on Feb 19, 2007 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
If you want...
by gravedigger on Feb 19, 2007 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
Well, dammit...
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 18, 2007 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
If you need to add teams in even numbers...
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Feb 18, 2007 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
12 works...
by theprognosticator on Feb 18, 2007 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Like this strapping young fellow:
Click the following for Come Hither Wookiee growl...
by theprognosticator on Feb 18, 2007 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
I love Wokiees
But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
I should be doing work right now. Instead, I'm watching Empire Strikes Back for the third time this week. I rock.
12 teams...
Hey Julie... I have always wondered this.
Why does "Wookiee" have two "e"s in it?
Hmm
Indeed....false....
Dune > Star Wars > Star Trek
Let the cyber-flogging begin!
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 18, 2007 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
However
Oh god.I just revealed how much of a geek I am, didn't I?
I disagree
It did?
I like this...
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 18, 2007 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Crap...
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 18, 2007 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Dusty Baker's Litany Against Walks
Hitters...
(that's supposed to be a combination of Yoda and Carrie Muskat, in case you couldn't tell)
So....
I won't cry if I can't.
UZI
by Ozgreeder on Feb 18, 2007 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Without stat-geekiness...
Seriously! I'm a freakin' physics major that plays D&D, models aliens and atmospheres on a computer, and is thinking of making my own projection system. I can't help myself!
I can restrain myself from imposing my stats-geekness on the rest of you. After all, that would take away from one of the few competitive advantages i'd have.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Feb 18, 2007 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
Just emailed you...
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Feb 19, 2007 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
any night......
Julie
sorry if i way late ive been on a gambling binge and am just getting out of it
by ksucubbie on Feb 18, 2007 10:15 PM CST reply actions

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