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Wednesday Evening OBD: Hijack THIS! Edition

Ahem...  Excuse me....  Anyone there??  Oh, right, well, since we don't seem to have anywhere to go off on fun tangents today, I thought I'd post one.  

Up we go into the wild blue yonder!

The most recent we-don't-give-a-crap celebrity news, Britney has checked out of rehab.

MALIBU, California (AP) -- Britney Spears left a live-in rehabilitation facility early Wednesday, less than a day after checking in, according to several reports.

It was the second time in a week that Spears entered a rehab facility and checked out before her first day was finished.

The television news magazine "The Insider" initially reported that Spears called a car service, walked out of the Promises Malibu Treatment Center and left the facility early Wednesday morning

Damn, I really thought she as going to stick this one out, too.

In sports news, it appears as though the thing we have been dreading has finally happened.  Yes, that's right, Mark and Kerry are Splitsville.

Prior claimed the rift between the two was the result of Wood reneging on a deal they had about whose turn it was to get injured.

"It was my turn to get hurt before spring training and Kerry knew that, but he still goes out and pulls that crap with falling in his hot tub," said Prior, clearly exasperated. "I had my plans laid out for an obscure, unfathomable injury, and he just screwed me."

Now, boys, why do you have to break our hearts like that?  Mark, you know Kerry was jealous that you were getting all the attention, what with being heal--no, I can't say it.  No jinxes here, folks.  Kerry, you need to accept that Mark needs attention, too.

QOTD:  What accomplishment in your life are you most proud of?

And finally, in honor of Sparkles, jessica, me and legions of other female fans, I give you:


Matt Murton!

Have at it, folks!  And feel free to hijack anything you want in here.  This is a hate-free zone.

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