the farns

by billywan on Apr 11, 2007 9:30 PM CDT

has anyone seen the farns, kyle farnsworth lately? he's pitching against the twins right now...he's shaved his head and is wearing some weird, super thin, metrosexual glasses. strange. and of course he's still wearing his nut huggers...

oh, and he just gave up two runs on hanging curveballs and terrible location on his fastball. after walking the leadoff hitter, of course.

joe torre looks like he's gonna go strangle him.

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....aaannnd he's on my fantasy team

thanks fucker.......sigh....

(not you, i mean farnsworth)

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by Faith plus 1 on Apr 11, 2007 9:38 PM CDT reply actions

I saw him the other day.

I was like 'Huh?'

"I don't talk. I just let what I do talk for myself." -Johan Santana

by sparkles721 on Apr 11, 2007 9:55 PM CDT reply actions

too bad he couldn't harness his stuff

with the cubs.

uh, I mean his pitches

by cashcowsquirtingsourmilk on Apr 11, 2007 11:26 PM CDT reply actions

seriously

he had nasty stuff. and, uh, i mean his pitches, too...

by billywan on Apr 12, 2007 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions

I love it when i watching a

game and i can predict a meltdown.. and it happens.. and its the yankees.. and not the cubs..

One of Us!One Of Us!

by HerrProf on Apr 12, 2007 8:49 AM CDT reply actions

Who would you rather have?

Farns or Howry? Howry also off to rough start...Farns got more money, no?

I assume Farns has better stuff at this point but still can't harness it...off the field, me must be a mad-man in NY surprised there aren't blogs devoted to his sex-capades.

by writerinwrigley on Apr 12, 2007 1:07 PM CDT reply actions

odd thing is

he is pretty off the radar. He hasn't proved himself as a "true yankee" so he is considered mostly a bum.

One of Us!One Of Us!

by HerrProf on Apr 13, 2007 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions

He ended up giving up 4 runs in 1/3 of an inning

I feel so BAD. But yes one would barely recognize him these days and I was thinking of posting something like that myself.

PS Faith don't feel so bad I JUST traded for Rafael Soriano and he gave up 3 runs in an inning of clean up work but of course I DID HAVE MADDUX'S six scoreless innings to balance it out.

"It's the Cubbies. There's always a vibe. It's the greatest vibe in baseball." Greg Maddux on Cub fan's optimism even after the 06 debacle.

by jessica on Apr 12, 2007 1:08 PM CDT reply actions