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Steve Stone returning to booth in Chicago!

On the South Side, unfortunately.

Hey, everybody gets to do their "GOTCHA!" heart attack diary on this site, and this might as well be mine. He'll be filling in for DJ while he's out getting his head cleansed out of his colon supporting the birth of his child.

The over/under on minutes into the first broadcast where Stoeny garrots Hawk for having no idea what he's talking about is currently set at 76. Place your bets here.

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