So... I have finally succeeded in getting Carmen Pignatiello freed from his service in bondage to the Iowa Cubs. So now, I must devote myself to finding new ways to advance the cause. Now that I have the ear of Hendry, I must devote it to the greatest good I can. So vote!

Apparently a paragraph and a poll aren't enough to sate the appetite of the Diary Word Count Machine, so... Matt Murton in left and Daryle Ward in right? Explain plzkthx, Lou? (Actually it makes sense to me in an odd sort of way, but I don't know if that says anything good about me.)