♫ Why can't we win a Ballgame? ♫
hy can't we win a ballbame?
Our GM blames a loss on the crowd....
Dempster was a putz, and our defense was crap...
I can't watch one more game like that.
And they boot, boot boot all the ground balls...
Even Lou deserves some of the blame...
Now it's 8,9,10 decades of suck...
Won't they...eeeeease...myyyy paaaain?
Let's punch some nuns!
There, I feel a little better now.
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Waaaay ahead of you
Punched a nun last night in the second inning and then again in the fifth.
They really do turn the other cheek!
"What a great call! Your doing a fantastic job, but people expect me to come out here and be upset. So I'm gonna kick some dirt, you understand?" - Lou Pinella
Fell like a sack of potatos
"What a great call! Your doing a fantastic job, but people expect me to come out here and be upset. So I'm gonna kick some dirt, you understand?" - Lou Pinella
Damnit, that tears it.
I have to write a fanpost at some point today. By the way, speaking of punching nuns, my wife has one of these lying around somewhere:

I'm open to a miracle.
In daver household
nun punch you!
make*art
by neverAcquiesce on Oct 3, 2008 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I got punched by a nun last night...
or was that a cop, I forget.
Proud recipient of a hot dog shot from the Iowa Cubs hot dog gun.
Hey, what I want to know is...
… how you got those musical notes posted in the title.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
Y'know, I was wondering the same thing.
And did you know that SWL also figured out a way to resurrect…
...the Dread Pirate Graybar? YARRRRRRRR!!!!
I'm open to a miracle.
If we win tomorrow...I'll tell you.
If we lose tomorrow…I’ll still tell you, but I’ll be angry when I do it.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Oct 3, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah...
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫!
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Oct 3, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
And I almost forgot...
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Oct 3, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Write some music with those.
That’ll impress me.
make*art
by neverAcquiesce on Oct 3, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions

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