Once again, the mainstream media doesn't tell you all the provisions in the bail out package.. But our Cubbie Blue Reporter found new tax breaks for Cubs Fans..
USC 69> Subsidize one way airfare on Southwest Airlines where no fee for two bags under 50 pounds each, for Alfonso Soriano to Seattle, One Way... Cost $89.00
USC 84> Chicago Film and Tourism Boards request money for the making of Ferris Buelers Day Off Part 2..... Derek Lee staring as Derek Lee, "Double Play King of Chicago". Tax Payer Cost...... A Finski
USC 89> For the Country of Japan....... Millions of dollars for not sending Major League Baseball your over hyped-under achieving ball players.
Cost...200 Million (and worth every penny)
USC 98> Hundreds of millions of dollars for pre-mixed blue and red Cubs Cool-Aid.... For the world-wide fan base, who actually believe......
USC 03> On Field-In Game study of Carlos Zambrano, and the effect of using Peyote while pitching. We are including Diapers, Kleenex, and Dr. Phil in case Carlos would ever consider losing control on the mound or at bat. Cost.... A real three finger lid.
USC 08> Congressman Barny Frank.....Moving expenses to come to Chicago to tell eveyone...."Cubs are fine and in good shape, and will get stronger" (June 08) Cost two cents.