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Congressional Bailout Package

 Once again, the mainstream media doesn't tell you all the provisions in the  bail out package.. But our Cubbie Blue Reporter found new tax breaks for  Cubs Fans..
 
USC 69> Subsidize one way airfare on Southwest Airlines where no fee for two  bags under 50 pounds each, for Alfonso Soriano to Seattle, One Way... Cost  $89.00

 USC 84> Chicago Film and Tourism Boards request money for the making of  Ferris Buelers Day Off Part 2..... Derek Lee staring as Derek Lee, "Double  Play King of Chicago". Tax Payer Cost...... A Finski

 USC 89>  For the Country of Japan....... Millions of dollars for not sending  Major League Baseball  your over hyped-under achieving ball players. 
Cost...200 Million (and worth every penny)

 USC 98> Hundreds of millions of dollars for pre-mixed blue and red Cubs  Cool-Aid.... For the world-wide fan base, who actually believe......

USC 03> On Field-In Game study of Carlos Zambrano, and the effect of using  Peyote while pitching. We are including Diapers, Kleenex, and Dr. Phil in  case  Carlos would ever consider losing  control on the mound or at bat. Cost.... A real three finger lid.
 
USC 08>   Congressman Barny Frank.....Moving expenses to come to Chicago to tell eveyone...."Cubs are fine and in good shape, and will get stronger"  (June 08) Cost two cents.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or Al Yellon, managing editor (unless it's a FanPost posted by Al). FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable baseball fans.

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