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While Heidi DeRosa is attractive...

those voters have no idea what they’re talking about.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Nov 28, 2008 4:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

oh wow!

good find Al!

by Glacier on Nov 30, 2008 12:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I gotta agree, Al.

I find JLo2’s girl-next-door charms a little more attractive than DeRo’s undoubtedly attractive but tad too vampirish better half.

"I see I'm not the only one around here who can't hold his water." - Last words of the leaky pipe in the visiting team dugout, Dodger Stadium, October 4, 2008.

by dat cubfan daver on Dec 2, 2008 4:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

damn at least Felipe was good at something!

"Charles Tillman is one of the best strippers in the NFL" - John Madden 11/30/08 Chicago Bears vs. Minnesota Vikings game

by Chanman25 on Dec 8, 2008 8:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's reason enough for anyone to want their team to sign Flippy

Just the idea that she might be somewhere in the ballpark is a nice thought.

by mtalken on Dec 9, 2008 8:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know, Al

I think JLo2 could have been high up, but Mrs. DeRosa is HOT.

by AceCubbie on Nov 28, 2008 4:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I'm not saying she isn't.

And Jose Lima isn’t playing any more, but Melissa Lima could have qualified:

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Nov 28, 2008 4:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

meh

there’s only two assets here that got Mrs Lima any attention .. she’s a pretty lady and so is Mrs DeRosa .. but Mrs. Tejada is .. i ay chihuahua ! …

a serious knockout ..

Well, Next Year is here .. and Jack's century's gotta end some time .. GO CUBBIES!

by cubnational on Nov 29, 2008 12:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Must've been chilly that day.

"I see I'm not the only one around here who can't hold his water." - Last words of the leaky pipe in the visiting team dugout, Dodger Stadium, October 4, 2008.

by dat cubfan daver on Dec 2, 2008 4:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

those 2 assetts

are more than enough!!

Dear Santa:: All I want for X-mas this year is an official 2009 Jake Peavy Cubs Jersey. Oh and a Beimel one too. I've been a real good guy for the most part!!!

by cubsluver22 on Dec 9, 2008 8:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting

I’ve never seen a picture of her or seen her mentioned before. Did they just get married recently?

Fontenot (fon-te-no): Cajun for "scrappy"

by zambranofan on Nov 28, 2008 9:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

They were married sometime between the 2002 and 2003 seasons.

"I've never complained about it. I'm thankful to have a jersey." Mark DeRosa, 22 Aug 2007

by DeRoMyHero on Nov 29, 2008 6:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

damn

lucky ass dero. Personally I am still a fan of Mrs. Marshall. Sean is one lucky guy!

by Glacier on Nov 30, 2008 12:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Not enough information in this photo

but you are definitely on to something.

My next sig line quote will also be from Lou Piniella, and the first word will be either "Look", or "Listen", followed by a comma.

by JohnM on Dec 1, 2008 4:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Here's some more information.

Enough info?

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Dec 1, 2008 4:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ha

got any more information you’d like to share?

by Glacier on Dec 1, 2008 5:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, since you asked...

… yes, yes I do:

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Dec 1, 2008 8:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wow

i think you beat mine.

by Glacier on Dec 1, 2008 10:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If you go to the site (umpbump.com) ...

… that shows up on that photo, there’s an entire gallery. Enjoy.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Dec 2, 2008 9:01 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was beginning to wonder...

hee

"Truth does not do as much good in the world as the semblance of truth does evil," - Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 64.

by Emelie on Dec 3, 2008 3:16 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

nice stance .. ready to lash one down the line ..

Soriano might learn a thing or two from this.

Well, Next Year is here .. and Jack's century's gotta end some time .. GO CUBBIES!

by cubnational on Dec 8, 2008 8:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

without

saying something inappropriate all I will say is wow!!

Dear Santa:: All I want for X-mas this year is an official 2009 Jake Peavy Cubs Jersey. Oh and a Beimel one too. I've been a real good guy for the most part!!!

by cubsluver22 on Dec 9, 2008 8:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This is my favorite FanShot ever.

Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

by dtpollitt on Dec 1, 2008 9:08 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Agreed.

It almost makes me want to cry for joy. :-p

Btw…How can ANYONE talk about even considering trading DeRo. Can we really afford to lose his wife’s presence at the stadium? I mean come on people!

by CubsWin!Oregon on Dec 9, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh it's definitely juvenile

cue the giggling…..

"Pounding sand since 1982...."

by cubswynn on Dec 3, 2008 1:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If you want to see this post longer...

… recommend it.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Dec 3, 2008 3:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

haha

by halfblindcubbiegirl on Dec 9, 2008 9:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Alexis Del Chiaro

Sean Marshall’s wife also quiet good looking.

by Glacier on Dec 8, 2008 5:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

She works at Fox10 Phoenix....

under the name Alexis Vance.

And with a different hair color.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Dec 8, 2008 6:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

this is one helluva good diary!!!!!!!! best one all year

Dear Santa:: All I want for X-mas this year is an official 2009 Jake Peavy Cubs Jersey. Oh and a Beimel one too. I've been a real good guy for the most part!!!

by cubsluver22 on Dec 8, 2008 9:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

This literally

scared the shit out of me. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

by McRipper on Dec 9, 2008 11:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

God Awful

She might be the ugliest person I’ve ever seen.

So how do you feel about getting USC? How do you like your chances against them?

by McRipper on Dec 9, 2008 12:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't like them at all, actually.

They’re a great team; I was hoping Oregon State would win out, but not quite.

I’m actually going to the game. I used to live in San Diego before coming here, and my parents still live there.

by NittanyCub on Dec 9, 2008 2:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

USC

My cousin went to Penn St. so I kinda follow them. They got a great defense but that USC offense is ridiculous when it’s running on all cylinders. I’ll be rooting for you guys so enjoy the game.

by McRipper on Dec 9, 2008 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

For the sake of the Big 10

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE beat USC.

Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

by dtpollitt on Dec 9, 2008 9:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Or at least manage to look like you belong on the same field

unlike recent bowl games by big 10 teams.

by halfblindcubbiegirl on Dec 9, 2008 9:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know

Pujols was married to Amy Winehouse. Interesting.

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." ~Alvin Dark

by DamonBerryhillsMitt on Dec 9, 2008 12:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

always gotta be one

in every group that ruins things!

Dear Santa:: All I want for X-mas this year is an official 2009 Jake Peavy Cubs Jersey. Oh and a Beimel one too. I've been a real good guy for the most part!!!

by cubsluver22 on Dec 9, 2008 5:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You're a horrible person.

Spoiling such a lovely FanShot with an orc. You damn PSU fans.

Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

by dtpollitt on Dec 9, 2008 9:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

(sarcasm)

Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

by dtpollitt on Dec 9, 2008 9:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You know, I'm really sick of this juvenile Cardinal bashing.

They are our rivals. You can criticize them on baseball terms. But to say “oh, heh heh, Albert Pujols has an ugly wife” — WTF is that? That just makes me angry.

FWIW, here is a photo of Pujols with his wife Deirdre. She’s a lovely woman (to his left).

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Dec 9, 2008 12:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

FWIW

I was just making a goof on the lady in the picture, not Pujols.

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." ~Alvin Dark

by DamonBerryhillsMitt on Dec 9, 2008 12:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well

I knew that wasn’t Pujols’ wife. My comments were made because the woman in that picture is the most hideously disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t think anybody in their right mind would actually think that was Pujols’ wife, I know I didn’t. If it was, then he should win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Didn’t mean to offend anyone with my remarks. I apologize.

by McRipper on Dec 9, 2008 1:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

That line about the Nobel prize made me laugh out loud.

by CubsWin!Oregon on Dec 9, 2008 3:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, Al

It was an off-topic discussion and I was poking fun at the best hitter in the majors. I wasn’t criticizing, I was commenting on the discussion. If you want to get all high and mighty, that’s fine, but it doesn’t do so good considering that you posted 3 late-20, early-30 something scantily clad women.

by NittanyCub on Dec 9, 2008 2:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't seem like poking fun.

Seemed like another bit of Cardinal bashing.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Dec 9, 2008 4:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You should read some posts

of people laughing at Santo, and making fun of him being two legs short of making the hall…..

This is nothing compared to that.

What to do, with Larry Hughe?

by Rudey on Dec 9, 2008 5:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

having talked to several other

readers on this blog I think we have all came to the realization that this blog is changing quick. wow why are you so uptight lately AL?? he was clearly just having a little fun and attempted a lil humor and you jumped all over him. I think as well as other seem to think that if you dont have the same opinion or humor on things as AL you are automatically wrong and seem to be looked down upon.

this is a great blog(best cubs blog ever) with many different views but why all the sudden do you seem to be getting red hot mad at some of the silliest little things?? these are just questions nothing out of disrespect I mind you.

Dear Santa:: All I want for X-mas this year is an official 2009 Jake Peavy Cubs Jersey. Oh and a Beimel one too. I've been a real good guy for the most part!!!

by cubsluver22 on Dec 9, 2008 5:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It hit me the wrong way, that's all.

Didn’t seem funny. Maybe if he had mentioned someone other than Pujols I’d have laughed.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Dec 9, 2008 7:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what it's like

to be the wife of the greatest hitter of our generation. No, not you Barry, nope, surely not you A-Rod. AH! Yes, you, Mr. Pujols. Oh, I’m sorry, KING Pujols. I wonder if Mrs. Pujols gets a little turned on thinking about this, because I am.

Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

by dtpollitt on Dec 9, 2008 9:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

She won in a landslide

Did you see the results at the bottom (i doubt many of you looked that far past the picture, lol)

Final Vote Results – Baseball’s Hottest Wife
1. Heidi DeRosa 1133 (33 %)
2. Jamie Kotsay 532 (15 %)
3. Lisa Podsednik 490 (14 %)
4. Anna Benson 396 (11 %)
5. Alicia Piazza 288 (8 %)
6. Laura Posada 238 (7 %)
7. Ashley Eckstein 143 (4 %)
8. Laura Boone 101 (3 %)
9. Alejandra Tejada 94 (3 %)
10.Michelle Damon 83 (2 %)

by halfblindcubbiegirl on Dec 9, 2008 9:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I looked for pictures of the runner ups. ;-)

My vote goes to Laura Posada, for a risky body paint pose.

by Fraggin Judge on Dec 9, 2008 9:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ha

i too looked up the runner ups. i just had to

by Glacier on Dec 10, 2008 6:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess you could say...

…she was a good “catch.”

Yes, yes ... winter is indeed a pond upon which all of us must skate, braving frostbite and runny noses in the hopes that our cars will start and we shan't embarass ourselves slipping on a patch of black ice. Spring is more a quagmire of cold mud and slush, and fall is a pile of fallen leaves that may or may not hide a pile of doggy doo-doo. But summer, ah summer is an oasis of endless green that disappears all too quickly beneath our feet as we rush through its warm, glorious bliss.

by dat cubfan daver on Dec 11, 2008 11:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

As I said...

… Jen Lopez (Felipe’s wife) should have won that poll. Didn’t even finish in the top 10. Hmph.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Dec 10, 2008 3:39 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Madonna.

Too soon?

Brian McRae's 5 o'clock shadow

by PurpleLineToWrigley on Dec 10, 2008 12:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Pwned!

Yes, yes ... winter is indeed a pond upon which all of us must skate, braving frostbite and runny noses in the hopes that our cars will start and we shan't embarass ourselves slipping on a patch of black ice. Spring is more a quagmire of cold mud and slush, and fall is a pile of fallen leaves that may or may not hide a pile of doggy doo-doo. But summer, ah summer is an oasis of endless green that disappears all too quickly beneath our feet as we rush through its warm, glorious bliss.

by dat cubfan daver on Dec 11, 2008 11:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

You ARE freaking out MAN!

by crw89 on Dec 11, 2008 4:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What

How does Piazza’s wife and Damon wife not even mentioned?

Those two with JLO to the 2nd power are just the 3 hottest baseball wives of all time.

Anyone seen Soriano’s or Aramis’s wives?

by MrShowtime on Dec 11, 2008 9:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i saw

that random girl from that restaurant that Soriano was hanging out with. the girl that put pictures up of him and her b4 the playoffs last year. she was pretty hot.

by Glacier on Dec 12, 2008 11:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, you mean this one?

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Dec 12, 2008 12:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I had no idea what I was starting when I posted this!

Here is some more eye candy for you juveniles.

"I've never complained about it. I'm thankful to have a jersey." Mark DeRosa, 22 Aug 2007

by DeRoMyHero on Dec 11, 2008 9:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Somewhat OT:

Bettie Page passed away today in LA. She was 85.

"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush! So what do you want?"
"What, so my choice is 'or death?' Well, then I'll have the chicken, please."
--Eddie Izzard

by znohitter on Dec 11, 2008 10:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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