Heidi Miller DeRosa Voted Baseball's Hottest Wife
In the "for what it's worth" department, Fantasy Baseball Dugout ran a contest, and Mark's "much better half" won.
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While Heidi DeRosa is attractive...
… those voters have no idea what they’re talking about.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Nov 28, 2008 4:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I gotta agree, Al.
I find JLo2’s girl-next-door charms a little more attractive than DeRo’s undoubtedly attractive but tad too vampirish better half.
"I see I'm not the only one around here who can't hold his water." - Last words of the leaky pipe in the visiting team dugout, Dodger Stadium, October 4, 2008.
by dat cubfan daver on Dec 2, 2008 4:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
damn at least Felipe was good at something!
"Charles Tillman is one of the best strippers in the NFL" - John Madden 11/30/08 Chicago Bears vs. Minnesota Vikings game
by Chanman25 on Dec 8, 2008 8:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's reason enough for anyone to want their team to sign Flippy
Just the idea that she might be somewhere in the ballpark is a nice thought.
by mtalken on Dec 9, 2008 8:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know, Al
I think JLo2 could have been high up, but Mrs. DeRosa is HOT.
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by AceCubbie on Nov 28, 2008 4:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I'm not saying she isn't.
And Jose Lima isn’t playing any more, but Melissa Lima could have qualified:

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Nov 28, 2008 4:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
meh
there’s only two assets here that got Mrs Lima any attention .. she’s a pretty lady and so is Mrs DeRosa .. but Mrs. Tejada is .. i ay chihuahua ! …

a serious knockout ..
Well, Next Year is here .. and Jack's century's gotta end some time .. GO CUBBIES!
by cubnational on Nov 29, 2008 12:38 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Must've been chilly that day.
"I see I'm not the only one around here who can't hold his water." - Last words of the leaky pipe in the visiting team dugout, Dodger Stadium, October 4, 2008.
by dat cubfan daver on Dec 2, 2008 4:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
those 2 assetts
are more than enough!!
Dear Santa:: All I want for X-mas this year is an official 2009 Jake Peavy Cubs Jersey. Oh and a Beimel one too. I've been a real good guy for the most part!!!
by cubsluver22 on Dec 9, 2008 8:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
I’ve never seen a picture of her or seen her mentioned before. Did they just get married recently?
Fontenot (fon-te-no): Cajun for "scrappy"
by zambranofan on Nov 28, 2008 9:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
They were married sometime between the 2002 and 2003 seasons.
"I've never complained about it. I'm thankful to have a jersey." Mark DeRosa, 22 Aug 2007
by DeRoMyHero on Nov 29, 2008 6:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
damn
lucky ass dero. Personally I am still a fan of Mrs. Marshall. Sean is one lucky guy!
by Glacier on Nov 30, 2008 12:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Not enough information in this photo
but you are definitely on to something.
My next sig line quote will also be from Lou Piniella, and the first word will be either "Look", or "Listen", followed by a comma.
by JohnM on Dec 1, 2008 4:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's some more information.
Enough info?

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Dec 1, 2008 4:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ha
got any more information you’d like to share?
by Glacier on Dec 1, 2008 5:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, since you asked...
… yes, yes I do:

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Dec 1, 2008 8:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If you go to the site (umpbump.com) ...
… that shows up on that photo, there’s an entire gallery. Enjoy.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Dec 2, 2008 9:01 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was beginning to wonder...
hee
"Truth does not do as much good in the world as the semblance of truth does evil," - Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 64.
by Emelie on Dec 3, 2008 3:16 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
nice stance .. ready to lash one down the line ..
Soriano might learn a thing or two from this.
Well, Next Year is here .. and Jack's century's gotta end some time .. GO CUBBIES!
by cubnational on Dec 8, 2008 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
without
saying something inappropriate all I will say is wow!!
Dear Santa:: All I want for X-mas this year is an official 2009 Jake Peavy Cubs Jersey. Oh and a Beimel one too. I've been a real good guy for the most part!!!
by cubsluver22 on Dec 9, 2008 8:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is my favorite FanShot ever.
Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
by dtpollitt on Dec 1, 2008 9:08 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Agreed.
It almost makes me want to cry for joy. :-p
Btw…How can ANYONE talk about even considering trading DeRo. Can we really afford to lose his wife’s presence at the stadium? I mean come on people!
by CubsWin!Oregon on Dec 9, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was gonna make a complaint about this topic being juvenile...
…but I somehow lost the urge to do that while reading.
by znohitter on Dec 2, 2008 7:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh it's definitely juvenile
cue the giggling…..
"Pounding sand since 1982...."
by cubswynn on Dec 3, 2008 1:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If you want to see this post longer...
… recommend it.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Dec 3, 2008 3:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Alexis Del Chiaro
Sean Marshall’s wife also quiet good looking.

by Glacier on Dec 8, 2008 5:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
She works at Fox10 Phoenix....
… under the name Alexis Vance.
And with a different hair color.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Dec 8, 2008 6:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
this is one helluva good diary!!!!!!!! best one all year
Dear Santa:: All I want for X-mas this year is an official 2009 Jake Peavy Cubs Jersey. Oh and a Beimel one too. I've been a real good guy for the most part!!!
by cubsluver22 on Dec 8, 2008 9:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I guess they forgot to mention Pujols' wife

by NittanyCub on Dec 9, 2008 10:31 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
This literally
scared the shit out of me. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
by McRipper on Dec 9, 2008 11:36 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
God Awful
She might be the ugliest person I’ve ever seen.
So how do you feel about getting USC? How do you like your chances against them?
by McRipper on Dec 9, 2008 12:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't like them at all, actually.
They’re a great team; I was hoping Oregon State would win out, but not quite.
I’m actually going to the game. I used to live in San Diego before coming here, and my parents still live there.
by NittanyCub on Dec 9, 2008 2:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
USC
My cousin went to Penn St. so I kinda follow them. They got a great defense but that USC offense is ridiculous when it’s running on all cylinders. I’ll be rooting for you guys so enjoy the game.
by McRipper on Dec 9, 2008 2:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
For the sake of the Big 10
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE beat USC.
Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
by dtpollitt on Dec 9, 2008 9:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Or at least manage to look like you belong on the same field
unlike recent bowl games by big 10 teams.
by halfblindcubbiegirl on Dec 9, 2008 9:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know
Pujols was married to Amy Winehouse. Interesting.
"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." ~Alvin Dark
by DamonBerryhillsMitt on Dec 9, 2008 12:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
always gotta be one
in every group that ruins things!
Dear Santa:: All I want for X-mas this year is an official 2009 Jake Peavy Cubs Jersey. Oh and a Beimel one too. I've been a real good guy for the most part!!!
by cubsluver22 on Dec 9, 2008 5:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You're a horrible person.
Spoiling such a lovely FanShot with an orc. You damn PSU fans.
Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
by dtpollitt on Dec 9, 2008 9:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You know, I'm really sick of this juvenile Cardinal bashing.
They are our rivals. You can criticize them on baseball terms. But to say “oh, heh heh, Albert Pujols has an ugly wife” — WTF is that? That just makes me angry.
FWIW, here is a photo of Pujols with his wife Deirdre. She’s a lovely woman (to his left).

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Dec 9, 2008 12:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
I was just making a goof on the lady in the picture, not Pujols.
"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." ~Alvin Dark
by DamonBerryhillsMitt on Dec 9, 2008 12:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well
I knew that wasn’t Pujols’ wife. My comments were made because the woman in that picture is the most hideously disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t think anybody in their right mind would actually think that was Pujols’ wife, I know I didn’t. If it was, then he should win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Didn’t mean to offend anyone with my remarks. I apologize.
by McRipper on Dec 9, 2008 1:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
lol
That line about the Nobel prize made me laugh out loud.
by CubsWin!Oregon on Dec 9, 2008 3:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, Al
It was an off-topic discussion and I was poking fun at the best hitter in the majors. I wasn’t criticizing, I was commenting on the discussion. If you want to get all high and mighty, that’s fine, but it doesn’t do so good considering that you posted 3 late-20, early-30 something scantily clad women.
by NittanyCub on Dec 9, 2008 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't seem like poking fun.
Seemed like another bit of Cardinal bashing.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Dec 9, 2008 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You should read some posts
of people laughing at Santo, and making fun of him being two legs short of making the hall…..
This is nothing compared to that.
What to do, with Larry Hughe?
by Rudey on Dec 9, 2008 5:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So because someone else is a jerk everyone should be?
by halfblindcubbiegirl on Dec 9, 2008 9:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
having talked to several other
readers on this blog I think we have all came to the realization that this blog is changing quick. wow why are you so uptight lately AL?? he was clearly just having a little fun and attempted a lil humor and you jumped all over him. I think as well as other seem to think that if you dont have the same opinion or humor on things as AL you are automatically wrong and seem to be looked down upon.
this is a great blog(best cubs blog ever) with many different views but why all the sudden do you seem to be getting red hot mad at some of the silliest little things?? these are just questions nothing out of disrespect I mind you.
Dear Santa:: All I want for X-mas this year is an official 2009 Jake Peavy Cubs Jersey. Oh and a Beimel one too. I've been a real good guy for the most part!!!
by cubsluver22 on Dec 9, 2008 5:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It hit me the wrong way, that's all.
Didn’t seem funny. Maybe if he had mentioned someone other than Pujols I’d have laughed.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Dec 9, 2008 7:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what it's like
to be the wife of the greatest hitter of our generation. No, not you Barry, nope, surely not you A-Rod. AH! Yes, you, Mr. Pujols. Oh, I’m sorry, KING Pujols. I wonder if Mrs. Pujols gets a little turned on thinking about this, because I am.
Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
by dtpollitt on Dec 9, 2008 9:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
She won in a landslide
Did you see the results at the bottom (i doubt many of you looked that far past the picture, lol)
Final Vote Results – Baseball’s Hottest Wife
1. Heidi DeRosa 1133 (33 %)
2. Jamie Kotsay 532 (15 %)
3. Lisa Podsednik 490 (14 %)
4. Anna Benson 396 (11 %)
5. Alicia Piazza 288 (8 %)
6. Laura Posada 238 (7 %)
7. Ashley Eckstein 143 (4 %)
8. Laura Boone 101 (3 %)
9. Alejandra Tejada 94 (3 %)
10.Michelle Damon 83 (2 %)
by halfblindcubbiegirl on Dec 9, 2008 9:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I looked for pictures of the runner ups. ;-)
My vote goes to Laura Posada, for a risky body paint pose.

by Fraggin Judge on Dec 9, 2008 9:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I guess you could say...
…she was a good “catch.”
Yes, yes ... winter is indeed a pond upon which all of us must skate, braving frostbite and runny noses in the hopes that our cars will start and we shan't embarass ourselves slipping on a patch of black ice. Spring is more a quagmire of cold mud and slush, and fall is a pile of fallen leaves that may or may not hide a pile of doggy doo-doo. But summer, ah summer is an oasis of endless green that disappears all too quickly beneath our feet as we rush through its warm, glorious bliss.
by dat cubfan daver on Dec 11, 2008 11:06 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As I said...
… Jen Lopez (Felipe’s wife) should have won that poll. Didn’t even finish in the top 10. Hmph.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Dec 10, 2008 3:39 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
All of them are gorgeous.
by halfblindcubbiegirl on Dec 10, 2008 1:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Madonna.
Too soon?
Brian McRae's 5 o'clock shadow
by PurpleLineToWrigley on Dec 10, 2008 12:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Pwned!
Yes, yes ... winter is indeed a pond upon which all of us must skate, braving frostbite and runny noses in the hopes that our cars will start and we shan't embarass ourselves slipping on a patch of black ice. Spring is more a quagmire of cold mud and slush, and fall is a pile of fallen leaves that may or may not hide a pile of doggy doo-doo. But summer, ah summer is an oasis of endless green that disappears all too quickly beneath our feet as we rush through its warm, glorious bliss.
by dat cubfan daver on Dec 11, 2008 11:06 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What
How does Piazza’s wife and Damon wife not even mentioned?
Those two with JLO to the 2nd power are just the 3 hottest baseball wives of all time.
Anyone seen Soriano’s or Aramis’s wives?
by MrShowtime on Dec 11, 2008 9:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i saw
that random girl from that restaurant that Soriano was hanging out with. the girl that put pictures up of him and her b4 the playoffs last year. she was pretty hot.
by Glacier on Dec 12, 2008 11:31 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you mean this one?
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"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Dec 12, 2008 12:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I had no idea what I was starting when I posted this!
Here is some more eye candy for you juveniles.
"I've never complained about it. I'm thankful to have a jersey." Mark DeRosa, 22 Aug 2007
by DeRoMyHero on Dec 11, 2008 9:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Somewhat OT:
Bettie Page passed away today in LA. She was 85.
"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush! So what do you want?"
"What, so my choice is 'or death?' Well, then I'll have the chicken, please."
--Eddie Izzard
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