Cubs 2008 "mugshots" up online

by AndHart120 on Mar 10, 2008 9:39 AM CDT Comment 20 comments

Just was cruising Cubs.com when I noticed that all the player pictures have been updated for this year. Its always fun to go through and find the worst photo. Derrek Lee doesnt even look like the same guy and Angel Guzman still looks like America's Most Wanted! If I were a player I definately wouldnt want this picture to look too bad as it is the one that gets blown up on the jumbotrons at all the other parks! Im curious to hear comments on these!

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Mugshots

Zambrano- despite what we've been told about his weight loss, he looks fat.

Wood- just looks like a bad ass.

Marquis- looks like they took his picture right after he got done spouting off about wanting to be traded.

Gallagher- aloof

Eyre- looks like he found the weight that Zambrano lost.

Dempster- kinda looks like a red haired version of Al.

Patterson- has an "are you f'ing serious" look on his face like the photographer tried to make him smile by waving a cute stuffed animal at him.

"Dad gum right this games gonna be played under protest. . . I guarantee this is gonna be one protest that's upheld." --Hawk Harrelson, 6/24/07

by RynoHoF on Mar 10, 2008 10:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Forgot one

Cedeno- Yes I've hit puberty and can actually be seen in a photo with a little facial hair.

by ak123 on Mar 10, 2008 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gallagher looks aloof?

I think you mean "Gallagher looks like a goof"... :P

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by drewishdrewid on Mar 10, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

A goof

works too :)

"Dad gum right this games gonna be played under protest. . . I guarantee this is gonna be one protest that's upheld." --Hawk Harrelson, 6/24/07

by RynoHoF on Mar 10, 2008 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Trying to post all the pics at once...keep getting

HTML errors....guess I will do one at a time

by Neifi Puppy on Mar 10, 2008 10:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

With all the money

With all the money these guys make you'd think they'd get better pictures.

Rich Hill looks like someone surprised him.

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by cubstoseriesby100 on Mar 10, 2008 10:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fixed my errors.....

Derrek Lee

Angel Guzman

Wood

Marquis

Gallagher

Eyre

Dempster

Patterson

Cedeno

Hill

by Neifi Puppy on Mar 10, 2008 10:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

They didn't use very good lighting.

n/t

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by Al on Mar 10, 2008 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah....

They all look pale and unlike most of us didnt stick around Chicago to turn back into a pale color!

by AndHart120 on Mar 10, 2008 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Drew you..

bandwidth thief!

by xene on Mar 10, 2008 11:24 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lol!

yeah...I know...

by Neifi Puppy on Mar 10, 2008 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lee looks

a little chunky to me.

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by Andy on Mar 10, 2008 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Theriot looks like he's 12

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by DTJchris on Mar 10, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

2B???

Is it bad that the site lists him as a second baseman? I know that's where he first played, but I think there are different plans for him now.

The traffic lights turn blue tomorrow...

by Cant Knock the Hustle on Mar 10, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The depth chart I see....

... lists him as a SS.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Mar 10, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man

Felix Pie is very dark! Like smooth dark chocolate!

I bet he would get marked absent at night school. Sheesh...

"Oh, I get a little tired now and then, but knowing my lifestyle, that's only natural." -- Harry Caray

by Cribbs463 on Mar 10, 2008 2:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

only if high school

was at night.

I'm the guy in the blue under armour shirt

by joeschmitt on Mar 10, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think someone's

90 year old aunt put the eye brows on Patterson with magic marker.

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by mrcubsfan on Mar 10, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I will take a crack

at what these guys are thinking in their poor quality pics.

Z - looks like he knows he is good with that sly hint of a smile, as he should.
Lee - not a fan of the facial hair, it really makes his face look fat
Guzman - He just got done saying, "If you ever look at my sister again, I will rip out and eat your still beating heart"
Wood - looks like a badass straight out the trailer
Marquis - looks like he just got off the phone with his mom and the last thing she said was, "Try to smile dear, you are still a Cub for now" and all he came up with was a half smirk.
Gallagher - "Holy crap! Woohoo! I really am a Cub!!!" probably follows Z and Wood around trying to be cool like them.
Eyre - "I know I give love the ivy heartburn every time I head out to the mound. I am now starting to need Pepto myself."
Demp - Not a bad pic, just think he must not like his teeth much or he would have cracked a bigger smile.
Patterson - "Can we move this pic along please? I am trying hard to ignore Eyre's gas, but it is thick in here man!"
Cedeno - He is an offical member of the my-neck-is-bigger-around-than-my-head club with an honorable mention for haivng such a compact body to balance it on.
Hill - I just love how cute he is and I like that he always has a big smile. I would be damn happy if I was making major league money too!

"The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose." ~ Ernie Banks

by love the ivy on Mar 11, 2008 9:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Someone had to say it

but D Lee looks stoned. Matter of fact you could make a case for most of them, especially Eric Patterson. And Gallagher -- looks like it was his first time. Right outta That 70s Show.

Why does everybody stand up and sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they're already there? ~Larry Anderson

by JohnM on Mar 11, 2008 11:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs