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A new Cub signing!

Cubs Sign New Fan to Loooooong-term deal

Well, sorta.

It's an addition to the team, I guess you could say.

Mrs. FloridaCubbie informed me this morning that she was impregnated at some point recently. Likely last week when she went out with the girls and got so drunk she probably drank me pretty, and fumbled her way through a gruesome 6.5 minute sexual encounter with me. Either way, she has a cub in the oven. Our first. I am excited, I think. Still in shock, sort of...

Weird, we just had a thread recently about Cub-related names for children.

Anyhow, we'll see how this goes. Should be quite an experience. Not sure if I am looking for congratulations or support, but sometime come late November/early December she will be downloading a new Cub fan. Hopefully I will be able to buy it a "Chicago Cubs World Series Champions 2008" bib and some St. Louis Cardinal diapers.

The bigger issue at hand is ironing out whether offspring will be a Gator or Seminole.

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