TOKYO, Japan - Attention all you graveyard shifters, senior citizens, up-and-at-em workout freaks, and just plain old-fashioned insomniacs... The 2008 Major League Baseball season is about to begin.
[yes, I took some journalistic license with the opening two words - I'm not really in Tokyo. I just stumbled out of my bed here in sweet home Chicago...]
Here's what ESPN had to say about today's matchup. I say it's too freakin' early.
Today's game is on ESPN2. It's also on MLB.com audio and MLB.TV through the MLB.com Mediacenter.
Discuss amongst yourselves while I go back to bed...