I can't go through another season of Alfonso Soriano, aka the $136 million man. His at bats drive me insane. I've never seen a "franchise" player be so ridiculously un-clutch. He is like a bathtub full of cold water thrown on this offense time and time again. He NEVER comes up big when the Cubs need him most. NEVER. Did Jim Hendry keep the warranty card on Soriano? Can we return him and get some of our money back? Crikey.