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MLB and the Magical Golden Thong

 

You’ve got to read this. The New York Daily News is definitely against it’s home team the Yankees for printing a story like this.

http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/50693

Man, I have never read anything like this. I guess the secret to the Yankee’s "winning" ways is that it’s star players share wearing a golden thong. Who would have guessed?

The secret is now out. The Yankee’s have built their dynasty upon the helpings of a Golden Thong.

In Game 6 of the ’77 series, Reggie Jackson hit three homeruns. How did he do it? The Magical Golden Thong.

Maris hit 61 in 61… McGwire and Bonds said he used the Thong. Since they didn’t have it in their possession, they used the ‘roids.

Don Larsen’s perfect game? The Brooklyn Dodgers blame the Thong!

Ever wonder why the call the Babe… the Babe? The Thong man… the thong!

Anyway, if the Yankee’s actually do turn it around, I am sure the "Magical Golden Thong" will go down as one of those significant superstitions of Yankee fandom. Who knows, if they turn it around, maybe it will show up in the Hall of Fame someday.

*shutters*

Anyway, I was wondering, besides the goat, has any other Cub players throughout history had any wild superstitions? I seem to remember Turk Wendell used to jump over the white baselines, brush his teeth between innings, and chew black licorice.

Does anybody remember any of these superstitions? Does any of the Cub players today have any? Thanks!

 

PS. I hope Lou isn’t wearing one of those thongs right now. You never know what kind of habits one picks up from being a Yankee.

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Not surprise me

If Cedeno wore a thong too… :)

I’d pin it on DeRosa too but he seems like he woulda said it during the “It’s not just for women’” discussion at Cubs Convention.

In all seriousness, there was a Vineline article maybe a year ago that asked players if they had any. A bunch of them did, I’ll go through them later this weekend if I have a chance and give you some answers.

by ak123 on May 17, 2008 11:53 AM CDT   0 recs

Sweet!

Thanks man! Haha…

by TheHawkRules on May 17, 2008 12:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't know of any superstitions...

But I bet Soriano wore the thong.

by wrigleyrocker12 on May 17, 2008 12:20 PM CDT   0 recs

Why do you think that?

Do they make diamond thongs now?

by ak123 on May 17, 2008 12:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh yeah?

He was a Yankee… is that the only reason you think that?

by TheHawkRules on May 17, 2008 12:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

No

Because he makes $136 Million Dollars and wears diamond earrings.

by ak123 on May 17, 2008 12:48 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Well...

He was a Yankee, and he all of the sudden started killing the ball.

by wrigleyrocker12 on May 17, 2008 1:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

We all know

We all know the rumors about Soriano when he was with The Yankees. Who knows what went on there

by ak123 on May 17, 2008 2:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Since the Yankees are playing scared,

there may be some “skid marks” on that thong. Ughh!

by Fraggin Judge on May 17, 2008 7:32 PM CDT   0 recs

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