We'll Have An Extra-Inning Ballgame Today
Those of "a certain age" will remember that as Jack Brickhouse's pat phrase whenever the game would go past nine innings. Recently, Len & Bob mentioned that they thought there had been a larger-than-usual number of extra-inning games this year, not only for the Cubs (who already have played eight, after having ten all of last year), but all across the major leagues.
So that got me to a bit of researching... and it's not true. Through yesterday, there had been 744 games played -- just short of 1/3 of the season, a good sample size. 64 of them have gone into extras, 8.6%. In 2007, of the 2431 games played (yes, an odd number, since there was a tiebreaker game played), 220 went past nine, 9.5%.
That means extra-inning games are actually down... but maybe Len and Bob are reacting because of this: of the 64 extra-inning games so far in 2008, 22 of them -- 34% -- have gone 12 innings or more, a game you'd probably consider very long, rather than the garden-variety 10-inning game. The Cubs have played three of the longer ones, all of those against the Pirates, which is probably where Len & Bob got their impression. (The Pirates, for their part, have played four of those -- the three vs. the Cubs, and their season opener at Atlanta.)
But that does raise a discussion topic, which is the point of this post. What do longer extra-inning games do to managers, players and rosters? We saw how Cub relief pitchers were pushed to the max this past weekend, and how it may have even affected Lou's use of his bullpen yesterday (sticking with Bob Howry when it was an obvious call-the-LOOGY situation, for example). So does this mean the 12-man (or even 13 or 14, in the extreme example shown by Ned Yost and the Brewers earlier this year) pitching staff is a good idea? Or does that mean your bench is too short and you run out of position players too early? How should a good manager/GM combination structure his roster?
OK, have at it.
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1969 Cubs
I remember a book that was written by Jim Enright about the 1969 Cubs where he specifically credited the late season collapse to the inordinate number of doubleheaders played by the Cubs that year. Obviously not the same as extra inning games, but there could be some interesting discussion about the correlation of extra innings ( in this case twice the normal number) played on a single day and the effect on the team.
The again, maybe there isn’t any.
Go Green! Go White! GO STATE! (#13031 on the Cubs season ticket waiting list...)
BTW, is there something special about posting first????
Go Green! Go White! GO STATE! (#13031 on the Cubs season ticket waiting list...)
No, people who say "first!"
For some reason think it’s special and/or cool. They would be far from correct, however.
Only when you have something to say,
otherwise it only shows how stupid some folks are.
by bubbamike the one and only on May 27, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for your contribution
considering Ive never seen you on this site. Stupid? No. Trying to be funny/goofy in a backwards kinda of way—-? Probably.
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
Give the guy a break...It's not like you were gonna see...
another bubbamike around here you know.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on May 27, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
what is it with guys named Mike around here anyway?
BlueMike
Mike06
BubbaMike toao
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
You're lack of attention
does not mean that I haven’t been here. Also why do you take offense? Are you one of the cadre of the mindless who insist on posting such meaningful statements such as “FIRST!!!” If so then I would recommend that you save the electrons wasted by efforts. After all they are an endangered species.
by bubbamike the one and only on May 27, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me be the FIRST to ysay
your jealousy of not being first is the real issue here.
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
yes it seems to be.
And I SECOND that
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh lord.
Here’s a feisty one. If you’re going to post such drivel please at least post the correct version of your or you’re. Otherwise it’s pretty much for naught.
Cubs cocktail: Add equal amounts of devotion and stubbornness over ice, stir and serve.
nice use of the N word
FTW, good colleague, FTW! :D
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks
for the grandma lesson. I needed it. I will file it in the proper place. In the meantime posting “FIRST!!” is still silly and immature. If you find it offensive that someone tells you the truth then what more is there to say?
by bubbamike the one and only on May 27, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you're way too offended
By people getting excited for Cubs baseball. Chill out.
Cubs cocktail: Add equal amounts of devotion and stubbornness over ice, stir and serve.
jeepers.
who cares? I mean, really. It’s pixels on a screen. It neither, uh… looking for the Thomas Jefferson quote here… it neither bakes my bread nor eats my cheese (that’s not quite right, but still) for someone to post “first” in a thread.
But if it’s going to stimulate such amusing threads, I might strive to do it more often…
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh for heaven's sake.
Saying first in a post has turned into a fun competition between friends in here. That’s all. If you wish to not partcipate ignore it then.
Thank you!
That’s all it is.
And one of these days I’ll do it myself.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
SUE ENDS IT
Love it. Let me say Im not the FIRST admirer of your post :)
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
Holy socks!
I had no idea I would open up such a can of “yeowzer” when I asked my original question WAY back up at the top of this thread.
Thanks for the simplicity of your answer sue369!
Go Green! Go White! GO STATE! (#13031 on the Cubs season ticket waiting list...)
You also didnt know
someone would call a BCB favorite “STUPID”
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Gee, just like Dusty and Nefi, you play favorites.
I didn’t call any particular person stupid, I said, and see if you can parse this, that posting “FIRST!!!!” without any real content, is stupid and adds nothing to the conversation. It occurs not only here but eleswhere and I’m happy to see that so many people find it productive and amusing.
by bubbamike the one and only on May 27, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
why do you care?
I mean… why do you care???
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you should stop now.
You undoubtedly know that I killfiled you when we were back on Usenet. There was a good reason for that. Your posts were shrill and annoying. If you don’t like this silly little game that others are playing, you are free to ignore it.
In the meantime, time to stop.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
It's your site
and you call the shots. That is how it should be.
by bubbamike the one and only on May 27, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
21st!!!!!!
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know how this compares to other '69 teams...
... haven’t had a chance to look. The 1969 Cubs played 15 doubleheaders—in the context of the time, when the Sunday and holiday DH were still commonplace, this doesn’t seem like a huge number. They played 16 extra-inning games and went 11-5.
By comparison, the Mets, their chief rivals in ‘69, played 18 doubleheaders that year, including once on consecutive days and twice played two in three days (five games in three days).
So Enright appears to be off base.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
Al, if I remember correctly...
Enright’s position in the book was that the Mets were a platoon-based team and were better designed to withstand the grind of the doubleheaders and the overall season itself.
Of course, Enright being off base on many things could take up a lot of discussion just by itself.
Go Green! Go White! GO STATE! (#13031 on the Cubs season ticket waiting list...)
That point is valid...
... since the Cubs essentially had no bench that year.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
Hence the fact that Durocher......
....played his regulars til their lips fell off. Durocher got out managed that year and was beaten by a team with awesome pitching—but all in all not a better club.
BBWAA's name should be changed to "Power in the hands of Fools"
I really dislike having to carry 12 pitchers
but in today’s game, it’s becoming necessary when starting pitchers have a good game when they go 6 innings. Of course, MLB won’t spend the extra money but it appears to be time to increase the rosters to 26. That allows for 12 pitchers and a 6 man bench.
agree, its certainly easier to do when you have a strong/versatile bench
...which the Cubs dont have right now. I dont think this makes the Cubs unique, great benches are few and far between.
Felix Pie must play everyday!
great point....
...it’s surprising that with the way the game has changed (from pitchers throwing more complete games to a complete game today being a rarity) that baseball hasn’t adjusted the rosters to at least 26.
Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. More democratic. ---Crash Davis
by carmen_fanzone on May 27, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
That's something MLB could offer the players union...
... in exchange for other concessions. I’m sure the MLBPA would be strongly in favor of creating 30 more ML jobs.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
I don't know.
MLBPA has shown a willingness to screw over POTENTIAL members at the expense of CURRENT members. 30 more MLB jobs could potentially drive down salaries as teams spread their money over a larger player pool.
Maybe, but...
... the 26th guy is going to be making the minimum. That’s $11 million spread among 30 teams. Doesn’t even pay a 3rd starter’s salary these days.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
The roster number crunch certainly increases the value of guys like DeRosa
Who can play a number of positions effectively. Theriot also can play SS, 2B, and RF (as he did last year for a minute). And Cedeno can play both middle infield positions, and has taken practice in the outfield.
I'm not going to even bother trying to update this sig everyday anymore... that's what the standings column on ESPN is for.
Updated on May 25, 2008
I'd never put Theriot in the outfield with that ragarm. Yikes.
It’d be Juan Pierre redux. But I agree with your overall point about the asset that the flexibility He, Cedeno and Derosa provide is invaluable.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
by gary varsho on May 27, 2008 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
all apologies for the tortured syntax.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
by gary varsho on May 27, 2008 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
If by "effectively" you mean at an at least average level
many would argue that Theriot can’t play SS. I would definitely say he can not play RF “effectively”. That would eliminate him from your list, since he would only be able to play 2B “effectively”.
Also, there is limited usefulness in multi-positionality is those positions are very similar. Any SS can play 2B. Any CF can play LF etc. I mean Reed has played left, Kosuke can play center, etc.
That makes someone like Derosa pretty special, and that he does it with a solid bat is a great benefit to the team.
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."
by californiachicagoan on May 27, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
One-Third in assessment: bench, bullpen, lineup and starting pitcher---some tweeking
1/3 into the season it is time for that assessment to take a team to the September run. I think starting with the bench; first is what will be the situation regarding Darrell Ward. Last year we saw that Blanco did not recover to be useful and this is something that needs attention of where, what and whether he returns. The other item is Fontenot. Now that Cedeno has secured the top utility status on the infield, Fonty is on the cusp. Cubs need another left-handed (or switch-hitting bat) to replace him but in the OF, preferably someone better than Soriano with the glove for the 9th inning.
Of course that glove could be Reed Johnson if the Cubs had another CF’er, preferably a true starting CF’er. Edmonds has 3 hits in 20 AB’s, I have seen two of them, both humpback liners to left and left center. His bat is slow it is over for him. And please don’t bring up Pie until August at least when he has shown a new and accomplished ability at the plate.
I think the short answer is find a CF’er in the next month who bats from the left-side and bring up Patterson who can play both 2B & some OF. Real answer is unknown now? One answer might be Freel another is Figgins (who is being rumored).
Lineup; Fukudome has survived in the 5th spot until this past week and needs to move to the top of the order. Soriano ironically is hitting with Men on base pretty effectively while Theriot has a good OBP. The Cubs offense is now sputtering after riding DLee, Soto and Soriano’s very hot periods but now they are settling into the grind. My suggestion is move Theriot to the leadoff, Fukudome, DLee, Ramirez, Soriano, Soto, Edmonds(???), DeRosa. If Theriot fades than insert DeRosa in the #2 and Theriot back of the lineup.
Still Cubs need a real CF’er.
Starting pitching: Z, Lilly, Dempster are fine, in fact ‘Demp’ as DLee called him last night on GN, is doing fine…Marquis is just and forever OKAY, Gallagher is also work in progress but neither of those two are playoff caliber pitchers. I don’t expect Hill to be an option until well after the ASB but reality is September.
So what gives? This I am unsure. Lieber is not the answer either.
Bullpen; I think the next call up will be Cotts who is finally showing some real signs of command. That would mean moving a player and this is where the dealing can begin with the Cubs possessing value.
Wuertz(?) Lieber(?) Marquis(?) Marshall(?) Fontenot(?) Patterson(?) Hoffpauir(?) Gallagher(?) Pie(?)
Wuertz is already coveted by Detroit and probably other clubs who need relief pitching. With the progression of Ascanio Cubs have plenty of RHP relief arms (Wood, Marmol, Howry) and with Eyre where the Cubs add Cotts as the other LHP, bringing that to six. The 7th pitcher (SWING) is either Lieber/Marquis/Marshall/Gallagher (prefer Gallagher).
Marquis & Marshall conceivably in this triumvirate possess the most projected value. Marquis (along with some kind of $)offers IP’ed, Marshall the promise of a LHP who still has option years. Naturally Gallagher probably holds the most amount of value, but also to the Cubs.
Fontenot, Hoffpauir and Patterson are basically throw in’s.
Can this bag of players unearth a Figgins or Freel? (Of course Freel is RH)? Can they find a package to unearth a genuine rent-a-top-of-the-order pitcher?
Piniella: "This is a tougher job than I thought it would be, I'm going to be honest with you."
There Was Chatter About Figgins...
...going to the south side, but the Angels GM said (1) he had not been in touch with Kenny Williams, and (2) he is not interested in moving Figgins. Last I heard, Figgins was on the DL – not sure with what or for how long.
I’ve always like Freel – I thought his numbers were way down. Also, isn’t he a 4th OF at best?
Jacque Jones is gone, and I doubt Ivan DeJesus would mind this!
Figgins is back,
But he’s unlikely to be moved, especially with Aybar now on the DL.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
by gary varsho on May 27, 2008 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Freel is a faster version of Reed Johnson...
but with slightly higher OBP, less power, and able to play more positions.
by SouthernCub on May 27, 2008 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really on topic
But I just checked and the Cubs have had the lead at some point in each of their last 17 games. They are 11-6 in those games. I don’t think that is necessarily a sign of a bad bullpen/bench or anything like that. I think it is a sign that they are a good team that has a chance to win nearly every day.
zambrano and marquis
are a great reason why the cubs could carry an extra pitcher. Z is a good hitter off the bench, and a switch hitter also. Marquis is also a good hitter and can run the benches. It is also great that the cubs have some versatile players like cedeno and derosa.
You're willing to risk...
... our ACE pitcher getting injured running out a double just so we can fill up two innings in the bullpen? I cringe whenever I see Z up there in a pinch hitting role.
Help me Obi-ONEDEC. You're our only hope.
Last night on the White Sox broadcast
The clowns over there were talking about how the hitting in the AL is significantly down and they attributed it ot the poor weather. That seemed odd to me as NL hitting is way up I have a hard time believing that weather at NL games has been better than weather at AL games, though I guess it is possible if more games happened to be scheduled in northern AL cities as the worse weather has hit them. In general, I think the weather for home White Sox games has been worse than home Cub games, but I still have a hard time believing that would be true throught the leagues..
Al, can you do any research on that? Just kidding.
Formerly NO100
by jerry morales rules on May 27, 2008 11:23 AM CDT reply actions
True.
I will say, knowing some people who attend a lot of Sox games, that they have reported to me that it seems like the bad weather this spring has hit only when the Sox are in town. So anecdotally, yes, it’s true.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
Reds/Padres extra inning game...
The 18 inning zinger on Saturday against the Reds and Padres featured their top two starters, Edinson Volquez and Aaron Harang coming out of the bullpen. Dusty Baker abusing young arms? Never heard of it.
They just don’t make utility guys like Doug Dascenzo anymore.
Help me Obi-ONEDEC. You're our only hope.
Dusty being Dusty.
"The 12 second rule is how long it takes Carlos Lee to hear, turn around, run over, find and eat a hot dog dropped by a fan in the Crawford Boxes at Minute Maid park" - ballhawk
Dusty being (fill in the blank)
Musty
Rusty
Crusty
"There are no curses here...Games are won and lost on the baseball field" - Lou Piniella
Some Reds fans are calling him "Busty"
And by the way, Jay Bruce is being called up to the majors. To make a space on the roster, there are now rumors that Corey Patterson (who has a salary among the top 10 salaries of the Reds, a man who Dusty even went over Krivsky’s head to get) may now be designated for assignment.
So the $3 million dollar man Corey Patterson may be shown the door.
This would be a blow to Dusty’s standing in the organization. By the way, Corey went 0 for 9 in that long game, and is now hitting a fantastic .201. His on-base percentage, an important statistic for a leadoff hitter, is .242. OMG, that is bad. Poor Cincinatti. I really feel for them.
Now, it'll likely be two more weeks, while Dusty
plays Hairston, Jr. and Ryan Freel in CF, before Bruce hits the field.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
by gary varsho on May 27, 2008 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
In the meantime, maybe the Cubs will pick up Corey
so he can prove how wrong the Reds were about how wrong the Orioles were about how wrong the Cubs were….
Oh wait – never mind… ;-)
Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."
AGHHHHHHHH
lets wait for Marriotti/BlueMike to weigh in on this…...............
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Long one
Let me start with starting pitching. I don’t think we really need to worry about that when it comes to extra innings, as they are not the ones getting taxed. However, with a lack of a solid 4/5 we are eating the bullpen on those days….and then throw in the extra innings and things are even worse.
How do you solve that dilemma? I’d say Al’s post about using 4 starters and having another guy spot start 22 times a year is the best solution, because it gives you an extra arm in the bullpen.
Then there’s the bullpen getting taxed. I really can’t think of a solution except for the 5th starter being in the pen like Al’s post (man Al, you’re looking real smart).
And now for the bench….....I think it’s done pretty well so far this year. Cedeno is available to help out DeRosa/Theriot, and Ward is well….Ward if he gets healthy and stays that way. Having Hoffpaur (sp) and Pie available helps as well, so there shouldn’t ever be a real “big” need for another outfielder. Murton is available as well. Damn, I forgot all about him.
So, I think all in all, the only real need is bullpen help which could be solved if Lou took Al’s advice.
Al,
Regarding your analysis of extra inning games, shouldn’t you be comparing the 2008 season with the 2007 season as of May 26th? I think Len and Bob were talking about there being more extra inning games up to this point in time and not comparing this year to all of 2007.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
I was thinking the same thing. But I’m too hungover to thinkI know what I’m talking about.
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
They may be right.
But that would take more exhaustive research than I have time for. If that’s true, then it evened out over the rest of 2007.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
Al I’m disappointed in your lack of enthusiasm to do tedious research….
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
For better or worse
TLR changed the game with the LOOGY, or the ‘specialist.’ Before the early 80s, relief pitchers routinely went 2 to 3 innings to get a save and nobody thought that to be unusual.
Now, pitchers come in to face one batter. Of course, you are going to run through your pitching staff in extra-inning games. Thank God the doubleheader is essentially, a thing of the past—teams, using modern-day pitching methods would over-use their pens to the max.
Of course, this begs the question - why could yesterday’s relief core (Gossage, Sutter, et all) pitch those innings without any ill effects, and NOW everybody is hot and bothered when their closer has to pitch back-to-back…..wow, if the guy’s effective - he might THROW 40 PITCHES IN TWO DAYS!
I just think we baby today’s pitchers. Some think we burn them out? I say they don’t pitch enough, and that’s when arms (and tender, fragile egos) blow. We baby pitchers so much, they are afraid to pitch. (And, I’m talking about YOU, Mr. Prior.)
Somebody with time on their hands—I’d love to see how the relief stars of the 60’s 70’s and 80s pitched on successive days,
How about Mike Marshall of the Dodgers, a relief ace who won the Cy Young in 1974?
From Wikipedia:
“Marshall led his league in games pitched four times, saves three times, and games finished five times. He is the holder of two major league records, both of which he set in the 1974 season: most appearances (games pitched) in a season (106), and most consecutive team games with a relief appearance (13).”
He was 15 and 12. Let me repeat that: 15 wins, 12 losses, 21 saves.
Marshall pitched in a staggering 106 games, pitching 209.3 innings. (ERA 2.42) That’s 2 innings per appearance. Would Marshall today—used as a modern day closer, have another 20-30 saves on his record?
Again, comparing eras is tricky - but which is the better, more durable relief core - those pitching multiple innings back then, or the one-batter/one inning fragile specialist we have now??
It’s all TLR’s fault. I blame him for changing the game, but not necessarily for the better.
And, this at the end of Marshall’s Wikipedia entry:
“Marshall attended Michigan State University, earning three degrees, including a Ph.D. in kinesiology. Marshall teaches and advocates a pitching method he developed that he “believes could completely eradicate pitching-arm injuries.”
Whatever he knows, it worked for him.
by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on May 27, 2008 12:27 PM CDT reply actions
A more in-depth article
here. Some familiar names in that piece.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
by gary varsho on May 27, 2008 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Beautiful.
Baseball’s too stupid to learn anything new, unless it comes from genius, Tony La Russa.
by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on May 27, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Marshall was an anomaly
in the ‘70s so comparing any other pitcher to him is an invalid comparison. It is like comparing Cat Osterman to Greg Maddux or Tom Seaver. One of these things are not like the other.
While it is true that Marshall was able to stay healthy with an insane workload, others were not. He was an outlier and not a model. Yes relief pitchers then did work more innings than they do now and yes they were not as specialized as they are now but that doesn’t mean that they are being babied, only that the game has changed. It is like raving about how pitchers used to pitch every 4th day and get complete games. Now that is so rare as to be noteworthy. The game is different, now a pitcher has to work hard against every batter, not the case in the “Good Ol’ Days” were you only had to work hard against 3 or 4 batters and could coast against the rest. Players are better today, they are better trained, better conditioned and better coached. Your gratuitous attack against Prior only shows that you fail to understand that there are people not cards in a SOM or APBA game and that pain can destroy even the best talents no matter how hard they work to come back.
by bubbamike the one and only on May 27, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, but
WHY was he an outlier, and is that something he can teach?
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know
but if he really did have a method that others could use one would think that someone would have adopted it for themselves.
by bubbamike the one and only on May 27, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
did you read the article?
MLB is nothing if it’s not mired in the mud of its own traditions.
I thought it was interesting to read.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree
that baseball is stuck in worship of what it did in the past that doesn’t mean that someone wouldn’t have adopted Marshall’s methods. After all look at that ground-breaker LaRussa in St Louis batting the pitcher 8th.
by bubbamike the one and only on May 27, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
It seems like more becuase
the Cubs were losing soooo many early games by 1 run at this time last year. Must have something to do with the new exploding bats and bad HR calls by the umps.
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World.
The Cubs are 1-1 in games decided by bad HR calls
They lost by one run Sunday after Rivas’s “bad” HR, but they beat the Phils by one run (in extras I think) with help from DeRo’s foul HR.
It looks like everything evens out in the end.
"I've never complained about it. I'm thankful to have a jersey." Mark DeRosa, 22 Aug 2007
get ready to say hello to replay….
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
A little favor please...
Tonight’s game is not on WGN, so I assume it’s on Comcast (and ESPN). ESPN doesn’t normally show the National Anthem, so I was wondering if someone could TiVo Michael Johns - assuming he sings as scheduled - and put it on YouTube.
Thanks.
"I've never complained about it. I'm thankful to have a jersey." Mark DeRosa, 22 Aug 2007
I would but....
I somehow got suckered into being on the company bowling team Tuesday nights. geeesh
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of the anthem...
... the reason Gail Martin (Dean’s daughter) sang yesterday is that she is Mike Downey’s wife.
Now THAT’S a couple. ;)
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
Gail Martin
I was in section 16 yesterday so I had a great view of Gail singing the anthem. Her face when she sings looks exactly like Deans. Her voice, not so much.
Anyone hear the rumor that the Cubs game on June 22nd
has been changed to the 7:00 ESPN game?
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
Soooo....
Everyone who said there’s no accountability by Soriano for his misplay on Sunday can put a sock in it, to wit:
“Whatever happened in the game yesterday, stays,” he said. “After that, there’s nothing I can do about it. I’m the one who dropped the ball. It’s like [botching] a routine ground ball. There’s nothing I can do about it, but it happened, and it stays right there. Today is another day.”

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
honestly
I think they want to hear him say the s-word.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Shinola?

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on May 27, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Sinskey?

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
So that's where the word Shinola came from!!
BBWAA's name should be changed to "Power in the hands of Fools"
I don't care what letters he uses
That’s the first time that I’ve seen where he’s owned up to a fielding gaffe. The excuses after the Brewer game were a bit much.
He is what he is as a fielder and I don’t think the dropped fly ball was as much his fault as it was a manager who didn’t put a player in position to succeed – and I like Piniella. If the Red Sox can sub out Ramirez late, why can’t the Cubs sub out Soriano?
by Shanghai Badger on May 27, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree that Sori
should be subb’d, at least until his legs are healed.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Yep - definitely at least that
Because the last thing they need is him overdoing it on a ball that no one could get to and messing up his legs even more.
by Shanghai Badger on May 27, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
hit post too soon
Overdoing it because he’s trying to prove that he can hold his own in the field.
by Shanghai Badger on May 27, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I think Sori would understand, as well.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Because I'm a bit of a troublemaker...
...I’m going to throw some numbers out there and get some reactions. I’ll go ahead and offer them without comment.
Ryan Theriot:
Last 7 days – .154/.267/.154
Past 2 weeks – .240/.316/.280
All of May – .293/.383/.326
shouldn't he be in left field?
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
This is not surprising. Tough to escape the inevitable.
by Canseco's Roid Party on May 27, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Ebbs and flows of a 162 game season
Is Theriot going to hit .300? Probably not. Is he going to chip in with a .400 OBP? Probably not. But I think he’ll more than hold up his end of the bargain. Plus Ronny Cedeno is around to start grabbing a start or two at shortstop should Theriot show fatique or need to regroup a little bit. Theriot is an asset on this ballclub. Nobody says he is an All-Star.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
So you'll grant Theriot ebbs and flows,
but not Soriano. Hmmmm.
Also, Colin graciously left out the fact that Theriot was every bit as bad on defense in that Pittsburgh series as Soriano.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Sori's
are more like pinnacles and trenches. Certainly more helpful and more destructive.
"Just because you've had enough/ doesn't mean you wanted too much." -Dean Young
My point still stands.
MDBNIU is willing to grant leeway to Theriot but not to Sori.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Maybe Theriot grants him interviews, too
That’s got to be the only reason he gets a pass in the mainstream media for his fielding.
He did take some heat for being in the wrong position on the throw from right on Sunday during the TV broadcast, but I didn’t see anything in the papers about it.
by Shanghai Badger on May 27, 2008 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Len Kasper is the only guy that gets into his defensive deficiencies.
BB will occasionally, like Sunday, go along if Len mentions something.
Theriot is protected by the media in this town and it’s laughably obvious.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Can you imagine what would happen if Lee missed a week?
Not only the problems with the lineup, but the errors resulting from one or two-hoppers from short to first.`
by Shanghai Badger on May 27, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
and Woody --
he’s not allowed to ebb OR flow.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Frankly...
... I think Theriot adds something to a team with his attitude and hustle. That said, I realize he is not an everyday SS and have said so, and he’d be better used as a utility player. Call him a modern version of Paul Popovich.
Anyway, if he keeps declining, Lou will have no choice but to throw Onedec out there, and I hope that’s soon.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
Paul Popovich
would like to have a word with you out in the hall… :P
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Theroit is very
much the kind of guy that Lou likes to play, look at Rich Amaral in Seattle. There is nothing wrong with having someone like him on the team the problem is playing him everyday. In Seattle Lou had guys like ARod, and Edgar and Joey Cora starting so that he was forced to use Amaral as a reserve. Here there is on ARod so Theroit plays every day. Now Cedano may be the guy to start but he hasn’t shown me that he is that much better. He seems just as clueless on base as Theroit.
by bubbamike the one and only on May 27, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
OMGZ.
This is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen. I need to read Rob Deer’s career stats just to feel clean again.
come now, he hit
uh, well, um…
never mind.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Keep in mind that Popovich...
... was playing in a lower-offense era, when middle infielders weren’t expected to hit much (see Belanger, Mark, for example).
Popovich never played full-time, and he was an excellent defensive player. Baseball was different then.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
And like I said...
... Theriot, like Popovich, would be well suited to a reserve infielder role.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
And here's the kicker.
Is Theriot going to hit .300? Probably not. Is he going to chip in with a .400 OBP? Probably not.
When you look at his ISOP from the season so far – in short, his extra base hits – you see a guy that needs to hit .300 and have an OBP damn near .400 to be productive. And that’s what he’s doing right now: .309/.390/.382, OPS+ of 101. If Theriot can’t hit .300, unless his power production picks up he’ll be a below-average hitter. And a below-average fielder, going by the early returns. And a liability on the bases – leads the league in caught stealing, dontchaknow.
Actually,
YOU said he should be an all star:
I there is justice Zambrano, Ramirez, Theriot, DeRosa and Soto all should make the All-Star team based on their performances at the positions they play.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Yes he should...
Ryan Theriot has had a high quality two months. He should definitely be serious contender for an All-Star roster spot.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
You're a real piece of work.
Nobody says he is an All-Star.
He should definitely be serious contender for an All-Star roster spot.
In the same thread! On large enough monitors you can see both comments on the same screen!
So, Blue Mike, which is it?
Nobody says he is an All-Star.
Or:
He should definitely be serious contender for an All-Star roster spot.
You can’t have it both ways. Choose wisely.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
OK
Based on statistical performance alone Ryan Theriot deserves serious All-Star consideration. Is Ryan Theriot an All-Star caliber player overall? No. Absolutely not. You see, there is distinction.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
What kind of 98lbs wuss uses statistics?
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on May 27, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not a distinction!
I make distinctions for a living; please don’t go down this road. You’ve just said the same player both deserves and does not deserve to be in the All Star game. You’re full of it. Stop trying to quibble semantics when you’re obviously wrong. About everything.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Well
Two months of statistics in the books say to me that Ryan Theriot is worthy of All-Star roster consideration. TWO MONTHS of statistics.
OVERALL, is Ryan Theriot an All-Star caliber player? No.
Not very difficult stuff to understand.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
You're contradicting yourself.
Not hard to understand.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
There are lots of one shot All Stars in baseball
Happens all the time. A decent ballplayer (like Theriot) has a very strong start to the season and becomes serious candidate for the All-Star game. Does this one time event change his label into being an All-Star caliber ballplayer? No. Not by a longshot.
You understand this. I know you do.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
You're equivocating now.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Big word of the day
But my MBA brain already has that word in the inventory. I swear, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel around here sometimes.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
Holy non sequitur, Batman.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
wait, you're an MBA?
Suddenly, things begin to crystalize…
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Master of Bullshit Analysis
Sorry man… you had it coming.
I think there’s too much MDBNIU bullying in these threads sometimes, but you’ve gotta admit it on occasion when you’ve stepped in a hole.
Help me Obi-ONEDEC. You're our only hope.
Hmmm...
I guess I don’t get the Theriot hate. I don’t think he’s an All-Star, but the ever same link you posted, he’s got the second highest OBP and is near the top in runs.
"Whoever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" - Frank Chance
Yes, and if you cherry-pick the things he's good at...
...and ignore his major deficiencies he’s a good ballplayer. That’s true of everybody – you could cherrypick stats to make Neifi look good, if you wanted.
If you want to completely ignore Theriot’s inability to hit for any kind of power, that’s your lookout. But that doesn’t change his value any. The guy plays half his games in a hitter’s park, fer crying out loud.
Well BlueMike it appears you have done it AGAIN!!!! Bwawwaww

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
now thats funny s__t
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
how
sabermetrician-y of you.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
That's "sabermagician", remember.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
my mistake.
I was confused by the cloud of Wrigley gulls. And droppings.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Not even close...
Theriot is currently 8th among regular SS in OPS. And he’s a liability defensively due to his weak arm and poor range. He shouldn’t sniff the All-Star game, unless he buys a ticket.
Not to mention, you just re-contradicted yourself by saying “Nobody says he’s an All-Star” and then saying he should be a serious contender for an All-Star spot.
maybe he's admitting
that he’s nobody.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
My reaction to your numbers...

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on May 27, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I KNOW you know better...
That’s a pretty small sample size. While I think you are correct, this is more or less just as relevant as posting what Theriot did in April.
I agree with you that he’s a defensive liability at SS and that he’s going to end up not hitting enough to warrant playing regularly. Clearly, that’s been the case recently. But because he was so hot in April, it’s going to take time for that to average out. Unfortunately, that will mean he’ll get regular playing time with a sub-.600 OPS for a few more months.
Well obviously I'm wrong in the objective sense.
At least in method.
But it’s interesting – people will say “Lee needs a day off,” or “DeRosa needs a day off,” or “Soriano needs a trip to the DL.” Nobody ever says Theriot needs a day off.
And you’re absolutely right – Theriot’s production in April means that he can suck for a good long while and still have numbers that look good. When people asked me what the harm was in seeing if his hot start was real, that’s the danger I pointed out. (Even given his – granted, meaningless – May splits, Theriot showed a real ability to suck while putting together a very good batting average.)
All of May – .293/.383/.326
That’s a good May. Or let me guess, you’re going to rip Lou Piniella on this one too. Because your the dude that says Lou is unqualifed to say whether Felix Pie’s hitting approach is good or not. You’re a Lou hater. And a Hendry and Perry hater too.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
Lou takes Sori playing LF and leading off,
so I guess you’ll take that, too?
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
I think you need to figure out the definition of "good"
that’s at best, an adequate May offensively.
MDBNIU is
KOW’s sock puppet?
world… gone… kaleidoscope… need help…
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Again, you misstate me...
I said he’s incapable of KNOWING FOR CERTAIN if Pie’s approach is good or not. He’s VERY qualified to have an opinion. Good grief man, please learn to read. For the last time – I very much like Piniella. I have no opinion on Perry. I like some things Hendry does, and dislike others. Please refrain from making statements about who I like and hate, especially considering you get them wrong so frequently.
No
Dude, you’re starting to backtrack and get all defense. Reminiscent of when Dusty got all whiny and defensive in the aftermath of uttering the phrase “walks clog the bases.” So which is it dude? You say Hendry, Piniella and Perry aren’t capable of judging Felix Pie….then you qualify…..then you profess misrepresentation. And you don’t answer the question WHY isn’t the manager and hitting coach qualified to make assessment of Pie.
Southern Dusty Cub Dude, you have some splainin’ to do.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
You're murdering Enlgish syntax.
It’s going to make Chomsky cry.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Yawn...
I did no backtracking. You just failed to comprehend the written word, and then mistook me. Or else you intentionally mistook me. Either way, I feel sorry for you.
No
You said what you said. It is there in living black and white under the other thread discussion. You can’t have it both ways. Your colors have been shown just like Dusty’s colors were shown when he said walks clog the bases.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
I should have never supplied you
with that phrase.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Yes, I DID say what I said...
It is in black and white. You just can’t seem to comprehend it accurately. I feel bad for you for that, but it is what it is.
And I DID answer your question...
good grief! Go back and read. It will do a body good. And stop misinterpreting me. I know you think it’s cute, but it just makes you look even sillier (which is hard to do).
rarely do we get to see such wonderful examples
of incomprehension.

2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I was waiting
for someone to get that… :D
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Reds cut Scott Hatteberg instead of Corey Patterson. Dusty Baker keeps his man.
Thank goodness Dusty is their manager, not ours. They get to keep the .201 hitting Patterson as their leadoff guy, and dfa Hatteberg. In Dusty We Trusty!
Scott Hatteberg is old, bad and restricted to 1st base
So I can understand the logic, especially with Joey Votto in place.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
Scott Hatteberg is young, good and versatile
So I can’t understand the nonsense, generally without YeoJ Ottov out of place.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on May 27, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Prediction:
Patterson starts tonight and Bruce sits on the bench for the Reds.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
This is a good thing
We’re Cub fans. We want the Cubs to win and the rest of the NL Central to do dumb things and lose. Corey Patterson starting? I’m all for it !!!!
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
I actually agree with you on this one...
I wish all 29 other teams had Baker managing and Corey Patterson leading off.
that's a whooooole
lotta Corey.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Now, now, let's not get greedy
Remember, Ned Yost is also managing.
by Shanghai Badger on May 27, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
So true
Ned Yost and the way overrated Doug Melvin have a large mess on their hands. About the only thing they can hope for is that Prince Fielder drops 50 pounds and starts hitting so they can trade him for much needed pieces before he becomes arbitration eligible. How Ned Yost retains his job is unfathomable to me.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
Probably not the only
thing that is unfathomable to do. Tying your shoes, plugging in a light, driving a car and contradicting yourself-OH WAIT.
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
Now, let's be fair: what Ned Yost does, shouldn't be confused with managing.
I'm not going to even bother trying to update this sig everyday anymore... that's what the standings column on ESPN is for.
Updated on May 25, 2008
Agreed,
Though Dusty using both Harang and Volquez in extras the other night was a very Yostian maneuver.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
I was going to leap to Dusty's defense on that one
with the argument that Dusty only has a 12 man pitching staff compared to Yost’s 15 man staff or however many he was carrying at one time. But I just checked and Yost is down to only 12 pitchers as well. What the hell happened? Don’t tell me there’s some learnin’ going on up there…
Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."
Injuries.
I’m convinced that if Capuano, Gagne, Gallardo, and Riske weren’t hurt, Yost would still have 13 or 14 pitchers.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Good for the Cubs.
Every day the Corey puts up goose eggs in the leadoff spot for the Reds, good for the Cubs. I hope Dusty continues to get his way.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Well... Hatteberg was batting like .175
And… he’s old.
I'm not going to even bother trying to update this sig everyday anymore... that's what the standings column on ESPN is for.
Updated on May 25, 2008
Let's hope the Cubs don't try him in RF . . . .
by Shanghai Badger on May 27, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I am NOT advocating picking up Hatteburg
But I think it is interesting that he had his best OPS+ year in 2007 and managed to post a .310 /.394 /.474 line over 116 games.
But he is only a 1B and really a DH at this point
"There are no curses here...Games are won and lost on the baseball field" - Lou Piniella
his OPS+ in 2007 was 120
"There are no curses here...Games are won and lost on the baseball field" - Lou Piniella
And no, Hatteberg CANNOT play right field!!!
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
Nobody would make that mistake.
At least, no one in professional player evaluation. Hatteberg was moved off of catcher because of an elbow injury that left him unable to throw. Everyone in baseball knows this, or at least has a scout somewhere that knows this. Even Brian Sabean wouldn’t try him in the outfield.
Oh, I know this.
Just wanted to say it before someone said, “Well, if Hoffpauir fails, let’s try Hatteberg!”
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
I just hope that someone isn't in the front office!
Only 1/2 kidding . . .
by Shanghai Badger on May 27, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I know I know
just bringing up the fact that he had an ok year in 2007
"There are no curses here...Games are won and lost on the baseball field" - Lou Piniella
Hatteberg is a criminally underrated defensive first baseman.
Even at this point, making him a DH (when he’s never been an exceptional hitter) would be a waste. If you’re going to play him, you play him in the field.
He might be a smart pickup for the White Sox.
He can spell Konerko at 1B and Tome at DH, at least until Swisher gets his swing going.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Well....
The non-athletic Paul Konerko is in pronounced decline phase (and to think I’m not even a saber-magician and still come to this conclusion) and Jim Thome is playing on fumes at this point. What the Sox need is an infusion of athleticism into that lineup. But what do I care, I’m a Cub fan.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
Actually this slow start
is eerily similiar to what Paul Konerko does every single season, add to that he is playing with a thumb injury. Steady decline? Well you said it so it must not be true
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
Except that he does little with the bat....
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
does he,
or can he?
One’s a preference; everyone gets to have a hobby.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I swear, he's never encounted a fact in his life.
You say “He’s never been an exceptional hitter, but he’s good on defense – no reason to make him a DH.” He responds, “But he’s not a good hitter!”
Uh, yeah, I just said that, MDBNIU. Thanks for playing.
This says a lot...
I know understand why he misinterpreted my earlier posts. If he can fail to comprehend a two-sentence post, there’s little hope on anything longer than that.
15 second sound bites
got nothing on Blue Mike.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude
Did you or did you not infer that Piniella, Perry and Hendry are not qualified to make assessment on Felix Pie’s ability to hit major league pitching? The fact are the facts jack. This smacks of Dusty’s backtracking and whining after the infamous “walks clog the bases” utterance. You said what you said dude. You think Piniella is unqualifed. That makes you a Piniella hater if the standards of judgment applied to others shall be applied to you.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
I usually stay away
But how about you reply to falseness and ridiculessness of your own claim here instead of dragging other arguments into this part of the thread.
"There are no curses here...Games are won and lost on the baseball field" - Lou Piniella
Nope, I neither implied nor inferred that...
we’ve discussed this already. Your unwillingness or inability to realize that is quite impressive. I’m either depressed for you and the educational system in this country, or I’m impressed by your dedication to sounding ridiculous.
Standards of assessment are the standards
Dude, you got to play by the same rules applied to others. You’ve come out and definitely claimed Lou Piniella is unqualifed to make assessment on Felix Pie.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
Two things we know...
You said what you said. And you are Lou basher. Labeling is applied to others so labeling shall be applied to you.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
One thing we know:
You have absolutely no clue whatsoever you are talking about. At all. My sock lint is a better conversationalist.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
At least your sock will be quiet, right?
I don’t even know why I keep replying to him, honestly. Maybe I am not that smart.
First sentence: correct...
second sentence: incorrect. Third sentence: irrelevant, based on incorrect second sentence.
The evidence is the evidence
And it has been subpeoned. Dude, you cant’ live on both sides of the track. Not unless you straddle the rails. But even then a locomotive is going to come screaming down the tracks to wipe out your heinie.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
Who do you think you are
Mark Twain?
The evidence is the evidence, but it would appear that your optic nerves are more twisted than usual.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
"subpeoned"
That’s wrong in two languages. I guess MBA’s don’t have to be up on their grammar.
“Subpoenaed” is the word you so desperately grasping for.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
I kind of like "subpeoned".
Is that someone who’s below a peon?
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
I guess.
That’s actually funny enough for us to start using around here.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
PEONED!
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
we're going to have to remember that one.
It will be… useful… in the future.
heh-heh… hehehehehehe….hahahahahahahah..,.hahahahahahahahahahhahaha….
HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
thats money
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
You are right
Guilty of typing too fast and not editing on the keyboard. Facts are the facts. I need to take a more careful lens to grammar and vocabulary.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
ah-hah!
“facts” are not “the facts”. They’re simply “facts”. And “facts” without “context” are “useless”.
And that’s a fact.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
PEONED!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
easy tiger
lets work on one thing at a time….
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I suggest you
put him on your ignore list
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
Dude
no, he didn’t.

2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
HAAAA OUT OH HAND!
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
You know fully well that MDBNIU hates computers...
he’s not going to read that!
It's true.
Computers are magic. Facts are like fairies.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
I like that.
I should make that my signature !!!!
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
he's in orbit
again
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Or how about this?
“Don’t confuse me with the facts.”—US Rep. Earl F. Landgrebe, when confronted with the “smoking gun” evidence against Richard Nixon
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
...or how about...
“Don’t confuse me with the saber-magicians who live and die by the tiny numbers on the backs of their bubblegum cards.”
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
It lacks panache.
Try again. More bombast would be good.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
needs more doofus
less big syllable words.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
curses
foiled again.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Funny how YOU of all people
Can accuse someone of inferring something and changing their mind later?
Insert hypocrtical cliches here.
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
news flash:
Did you or did you not infer that Piniella, Perry and Hendry are not qualified to make assessment on Felix Pie’s ability to hit major league pitching?
No. He did not. He said that given something as individual and unique as a batting approach, there’s NO WAY TO KNOW FOR SURE if a particular strategy is the right one or not.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Cubbie World according to MDBNIU
So as there can be no confusion regarding my stance on the weighty issues that face our Cubs.
1. It was right to send down Felix Pie. He proved incapable of hitting major league pitching and is now a reclamation project. My guess is he never winds up hitting and becomes the next Alex Escobar and Ruben Mateo.
2. Center field is not the crisis need it is being made out to be. Reed Johnson is a good enough 4th outfielder doing his part to fill the need. Another 4th outfielder type who hits from the left side is needed to help him out. Nothing fancy, nothing expensive, definitely a short-termer.
3. Lou Piniella is outstanding in every dimension with the exception of his bizarre coddling of Alfonso Soriano. I love Sweet Lou.
4. Kosuke Fukudome is outstanding.
5. Mark DeRosa is the most underrated Cub on the roster.
6. Kerry Wood hasn’t performed good enough to be a closer on a playoff caliber team. It’s a problem in need of resolution.
7. There is screaming need for a quality starting pitcher.
8. Rich Harden should be aggressively pursued and I believe will be at some point.
9. Ryan Theriot has made me a believer. He is not a star, but he is an asset and a sparkplug on the Cubs.
10. Alfonso Soriano is a second-division star player who absolutely totally sucks on the Cubs. 3/4rd’s of the season he is a significant liability. A one tool hacking superstar. Hooray.
11. Aramis Ramirez remains the most important member of the Cub offense. His importance to this offense goes underreported.
12. Rich Hill is a two pitch pitcher.
13. Sean Marshall is nothing to write home about.
14. Matt Murton is a career Triple A ballplayer. The world would be better served if he would simply cut to the chase and begin his next career as salesman of Lady Kenmore appliances at the local Sears.
15. Cwyers and Dartmouthwhatever are two of the best informed poster on this site.
16. Al and MPH73 are the best posters on this site period.
17. Without me to keep the saber-magicians and drool monkeys in check, this blog is narrow minded and non-challenged opinion sharing with much less traffic. I am the straw that stirs the drink.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
I want to flag this
but there’s no option for “repetitive boring incoherence.” Should I file a bugreport?
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
And now you have no need to ever, ever post again.
Everyone, whenever you feel close-minded and magic-like, please refer to this post.
Thanks, Blue Mike, for rendering yourself obsolete.
Now,

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
That was the plan....
You’ll be pleased to know that MDBNIU v.2 is about to role out. No longer shall I waste effort in battling the idiotic. Instead it will be straight editorial baby.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
You should "roll" it out, because "role" isn't a verb.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
how is you editorializing
without responding to substantive questions and criticism any different from now?
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
So from now on...
we won’t have to read your repetitive posts over and over again? You’ll just post the number from above and we can look it up…for those of us who don’t want to commit it to memory…
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on May 27, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
you could make a picture
just like you did with CEDENO at the top…
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
meh...
that list is too long.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on May 27, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I read
3/4rd’s of this and wanted to record an MST3K commentary on it.
Okay, "Wendy: hot and juicy redhead." Give this a try.
by neverAcquiesce on May 27, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to distract everyone from mocking MDB but I was wondering...
Who’s the emergency catcher at the moment? It was Murton…
Carrying a third catcher would be a real waste of a roster spot, especially with while trying to carry 12 pitchers. However, I hate seeing Zambrano pinch-hit and risk an injury because Lou feels forced to keep Blanco on the bench…and that’s already happened during a couple of the extra-inning games. Moreover, it’d be nice to simply take Soto out of those long games at some point and save him the wear and tear.
It makes me jealous of, say, the Marlins who have both Willingham and Jacobs playing other positions. Sure, you wouldn’t want either of those guys as your catcher but, in a long game, you wouldn’t have to worry so much about using the real backup catcher.
wouldn't it be
Marmol? :D
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Marmol is so good...
He can Pitch and Catch simultaneously
by cubsonWGN4ever on May 27, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
By the time Marmol throws the ball to home plate
he’s already there to catch it. Don’t bother trying to swing.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
As with all postion questions
My guess would be Derosa
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."
by californiachicagoan on May 27, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks
That makes sense but can anybody confirm it?
by LaddieRenfroe on May 27, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I doubt
his legs could handle it.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Simply Too Much Specialization
The days of Goose or Sutter getting three inning saves are over. LaRussa popularized the idea of the 1-inning closer with Eckersley in Oakland. Having relievers pitch only 1 inning I can understand. Putting relievers into games to retire only 1 hitter is micro-managing. This sets up a system that requires too many pitchers to be on a staff. Extend your specialists to two or three hitters. I’ve heard LH relievers have been known to get RH hitters out. RH relievers have been known to get LH hitters out. Six relievers should be the limit on a staff.
"The big possum walks late." - Harry Caray
Coddling of starting pitchers is the root cause
Back in the 1970s and prior it was the norm for starting pitchers to work out of 4 man rotations, log 240 plus innings and go the distance in many games. Each team had at least a couple starters with 40 starts, 250 innings pitched, etc. You also had rubber armed guys in the bullpen composed of guys like Rollie Fingers, Goose Gossage, Dirt Tidrow, Dennis Lamp, etc. Guys who would give you 70 plus appearances and log multiple innings in a game.
Medical science and the advent of souped up breaking balls turned the equation on its head. In my opinion to the detriment of the game. I miss the days of Big Daddy Reuschel taking the ball every 4th day and going the distance.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
I'm curious
as to what role “medical science” played in this madcap game of which you speak…do you mean PED’s, perhaps, or something else?
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
You Are Right
I don’t remember the 1970’s, but I am amazed looking at the statistics how many CG’s Fergie threw. I see how many innings Mike Marshall logged as a reliever. Some starters would throw over 300 innings. Relievers going over 100 innings was not uncommon. When Rollie, Goose, and Sutter were in their primes, do you think they cared one iota about whether the hitter was LH or RH?
"The big possum walks late." - Harry Caray
One of the better suggestions for speeding up games...
...would be to cap the number of pitchers that a team can carry among the 25 active players. If you prevent the manager’s from carrying so many specialist relievers it would, in turn, reduce the number of mid-inning pitching changes.
by LaddieRenfroe on May 27, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Why does MLB want to speed up games?
Who cares? It must be a team thing. I dont see why fans would care at all how long the games are.
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
Because they too friggin long that's why...
Nearly every game is now a 3 hour plus marathon. It’s ridiculous. It didn’t used to be this way.
"It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary."
And who judges the 'friggin long'?
I happen to think they’re too short.
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not just the total length...
...it’s also that the games often seem to drag interminably during the late innings. Nobody here is going to be turned off to baseball because of this but it does affect the interest of casual fans and also kids, who are more likely to get really bored during the mid-inning breaks that accompany pitching changes. And I’m very much in favor of having more people interested in baseball…
by LaddieRenfroe on May 27, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
So whats the average?
An extra 20 mins? Doesnt bother me.
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
I might be in the minority. I HATE pitcher duels when I go to a game. I like the 13-9 games. When I go to a game I dont plan anything else and never have anywhere to be so if the game was 4 hours I wouldnt mind a bit. I can see how that could cause problems with the teams but if MLB is trying to shorten the game for the fans sake I think its lame.
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
you should check out cricket...
The games last all day, sometimes for multiple days, and they score hundreds of runs.
by LaddieRenfroe on May 27, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I LOVE cricket! When FOX WORLD channel used to show it I’d sit there for 6+ hours watching!
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I love baseball...
... but I hate games that drag out interminably, with seemingly dozens of mid-inning pitching changes, batters stepping out, etc.
Fast paced games are great. You can get a 13-9 game (as Keystone said) played in 2:15 if players step up the pace.
It’s the 2-1 games that drag on to 3 1/2 hours that are horrid.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
If theres a legit reason
then I’ll go with it. But if MLB is trying to shorten the game ‘just becuase’ then thats crap.
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Just because
they have to play 162 of em’. That extra 20 minutes adds up throughout the season.
most casual fans complain that baseball is too slow and boring. We may not think that, but building a fan base is important.
traditionally games were shorter
"There are no curses here...Games are won and lost on the baseball field" - Lou Piniella
cant wait
for instant replay next year then
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
It’s been a real blood bath up there today, what was the post even about? Oh yeah the number of pitchers compared to bench players. Just to echo a stat from the Fergie Jenkins interview with Len and Bob, in 71’ Fergie had 30 complete games, I guess we wouldn’t be having this discussion if things hadn’t changed so much in 38 years. I guess in 2045 starting pitchers will be expected to go 3 innings in order to qualify for a “quality start”, if the trend continues of course.
Lets do it Cubbies
Gezzzz
We might need an overflow before the game starts….
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
BTW
Those commercials are unreal….”Cinco de Mayo rescheduled simply because he had a scheduling conflict”
Lets do it Cubbies
hahaaha
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
The new one is awesome
“aliens ask him to probe them”
Hilarious.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Haven't seen that one,
my favorite line out of any of those is the “He’s a lover….” Great stuff.
Lets do it Cubbies
"He's a lover, not a fighter, but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas"
Awesome.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
“His blood smells fo cologne”
“He has a sandwich named after him on ever continent.”
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
He is the only many ever to ace a Rorschach test
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
This could go for a while,
but I’ll add my fave anyway: Once, on the set of Walker: Texas Ranger, he brought a dead kangaroo back to life. Then he roundhouse kicked the animal and killed it, only to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and he taketh away.
Hell, these are only Bill Brasky ripoffs anyway.
Okay, "Wendy: hot and juicy redhead." Give this a try.
by neverAcquiesce on May 27, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Chucks tears can cure cancer.....
But Chuck Norris doesn’t cry.
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
My favorite CNF
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
When Chuck Norris was a prisoner in Viet Nam...
...was forced to eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
BBWAA's name should be changed to "Power in the hands of Fools"
-----
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
If you have to mow your driveway....
...you might be a redneck
BBWAA's name should be changed to "Power in the hands of Fools"
And what's the deal with airplane food?
Why don’t they make the plane out of the airline food?
Okay, "Wendy: hot and juicy redhead." Give this a try.
by neverAcquiesce on May 27, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
When the boogey man goes to bed at night
he checks his closet for…..Chuck Norris
BBWAA's name should be changed to "Power in the hands of Fools"
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he kicks himself in the face.
Because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Some kids whiz....
their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can whiz his name in concrete.
BBWAA's name should be changed to "Power in the hands of Fools"
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC
claiming that “Law and Order” are actually the names of his left and right legs.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
He's also suing Myspace..
for taking the name of what he calls everything around you…
"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun
If your porch falls
and more than nine dogs are killed, you might be a redneck
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
If you've ever shown up for a job interview
with a beer in your hand…you might be…...
BBWAA's name should be changed to "Power in the hands of Fools"
If you think a family reunion is good palce to pick up a date....
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
If you had a toothpick in your mouth for your wedding picture
you might be Dusty Baker
BBWAA's name should be changed to "Power in the hands of Fools"
If you pitch your ace and your #2
in an extra inning game in May, you might be Dusty Baker
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
You're good Gary...
If you can’t correctly do a double switch…you might be ….
BBWAA's name should be changed to "Power in the hands of Fools"
If you have a pitching coach named.....
Dick Pole, you might be…...
BBWAA's name should be changed to "Power in the hands of Fools"
BWHAAHAHAHA
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
If you bat Corey Patterson
leadoff…
YOU’RE A FREAKIN’ IDIOT!!! :P
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Rodney Dangerfield
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
BBWAA's name should be changed to "Power in the hands of Fools"
I take my wife everywhere...
but she always find her back!
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
YES!
That is a great one!
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
The beard ones are the best.
"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
are we talking about
Carlos Marmol again?
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
he is 8th on the left field depth chart
"He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is....The Most Interesting Man in the World."
by Keystone80435 on May 27, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Or
the Corey Patterson antichievement list.
Okay, "Wendy: hot and juicy redhead." Give this a try.
by neverAcquiesce on May 27, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean
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"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07
Marmol once
gave up a long fly ball that was flirting with homerun distance. He simply threw off his hat, dashed to right, and caught the ball on the track. Yup. Like Bugs Bunny.
Okay, "Wendy: hot and juicy redhead." Give this a try.
by neverAcquiesce on May 27, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
we need Santos
to make us up some filthy WC Marmol pictures.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
LAST!!!
I just wanted to go on record as being the last one to post in this post.
Hooray for me.
Help me Obi-ONEDEC. You're our only hope.
Congratulations.
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty soon
we will have someone complaining about I don’t get this “Last” thing.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
I claim this LAST
for SPAIN!
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
so sad to have to tell you
not…
2008: The year we put it all together.
by drewishdrewid on May 27, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Guess what?
I’m last.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

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