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Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Rockies, Thursday 5/29, 7:05 CT

Get these guys while half their team is on the DL!

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Second!

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Darn. I missed.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3rd?

"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun

by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

B!

2008: The year we put it all together.

by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

slow freakin' game.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Closest I've ever been...

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by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

REED!

Cubs lead 3-1!

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Reed

yeah baby…

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by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

RBI single for Reed Johnson

Cubs lead 3-1.

"You know they're not going to lose 162 games." Harry Caray

by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sure, but that's like saying

you rather be kicked in the shins than punched in the face.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least he gets some clutch hits.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.

If he gets enough, he might outslug Carlos.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

The guy goes out and hustles every day. He’s a gamer.

"You know they're not going to lose 162 games." Harry Caray

by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice knock fro Reed there.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

y'know, this Reed kid...

not a terrible option for the 8 spot. Let him play vs. lefties. Let Pie play vs. righties.

Good defense for all.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun

by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pat Hughes:

“Francis has been victimized by lack of support.”

And I’m thinking, some needs a mansierre.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's a bro!

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bro

Photobucket

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by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will someone add a year to Santo's life and learn to bunt?

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice bunt Jason...

Let’s give it a ride Fonz.

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by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

seinfeld quotes aside

i hope he doesnt get that support

by Madison Cub Fan on May 29, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Marquis actually makes the bunt this time.

Reed to second.

Soriano to the plate.

2008: The year we put it all together.

by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Derosa

As the season progresses, He will be the first person traded! I like Mark but business is business!! Muffman said it first!!!

by muffman on May 29, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe you said it last, as well.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Muffman is hitting the tipply bipple a bit early.

DeRosa is an extremely valuable player. We’ll trade pitchers before we trade DeRosa.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Disagree.

He’s had terrible games the last two games.

His first two games since a night off.

I don’t believe this is a coincidence.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he means

the Muffman.

DeRosa will be fine.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Muffman tired.

Muffman need week off.
Muffman going to call travel agent.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

-2 for the third person, also.

“from the mountaintop to your computer”

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

now

Muffman is sad.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um, why?

So we can have Mike Fontenot manning second for half of a season?

I can think of plenty of things I’d rather do than that, including driving a railroad spike into my chest cavity.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

concave, are you?

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

If we trade D-Ro, we’ll need a 2B in return. Or…we could put Theriot there and Cedeno at short. But that doesn’t upgrade our team at all.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the Brewers don't start to win, Ben Sheets' contract ends this year...

He could be on the trading market, The Cubs could trade DeRosa and some prospects (I’m sure they can assemble a nice package) for Sheets and start Cedeno and Theriot up the middle.

"You know they're not going to lose 162 games." Harry Caray

by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you now owe me a new computer.

I just spit on my keyboard at the prospect of the Brewers giving their ace up to THEIR biggest rival.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay butterfingers!

We’d be lucky to get Russ Branyan out of the Brewers. Which, I’ll admit, I’d love to have Branyan, but that’s neither here nor there.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bleah.

First of all, explain to me how Sheets stays off the DL.

Second of all, explain to me how we replace DeRosa’s hitting ability.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's saying it would be that big of an upgrade to our pitching that we could live with the offensive downgrade.

I actually agree. But ain’t happening. Crew aren’t giving us their ace so we can win. We’re not giving the Crew our best prospects so they can beat us in 2-3 years.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes that is what I'm saying...

Thank-you.

"You know they're not going to lose 162 games." Harry Caray

by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except

when’s the last time Sheets completed a season? Setting aside the whole division rival thing…

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right, right, right.

I was humoring him.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's saying that?

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Far too many people are saying that.

Every single one of them drives me crazy.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

I’m all for Cedeno-Derosa, but not for Cedeno-Theriot. That’s crazy talk.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No that many people are...

According to this poll on a fanpost three people do.

"You know they're not going to lose 162 games." Harry Caray

by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should probably add 12 for the Theriot at 2B, Cedeno at SS people.

I just don’t understand how DeRosa out of this lineup helps the Cubs at all.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fonz grounds out

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by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sori

misses by about 370 feet. Oh, well. Next time.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's probably how he looks at things.

"You know they're not going to lose 162 games." Harry Caray

by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and well he should

because he very well could do it.

2008: The year we put it all together.

by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But what I'm getting to is...

He goes up there trying to hit a homerun every time.

"You know they're not going to lose 162 games." Harry Caray

by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trying TOO hard to hit a homer

Just put the ball in play.

"You know they're not going to lose 162 games." Harry Caray

by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's for losers that can't hit home runs!

Balls in play are for weaklings. Walks, strikeouts and home runs are all that matter.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marquis agrees..

"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun

by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

You’re right. But that’s my plan when I go up to bat because 95% of my hits last year were singles.

"You know they're not going to lose 162 games." Harry Caray

by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not so much for Soriano

the 95% singles thing…

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have zero power...

I’m the weakest person ever.

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by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is wiffleball right?

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wiffleball is HARD

those wiffleballs… they’re so… whifffly!

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because I have wicked Marmolesque stuff.

and when i’m pitching, my plan is to get the hitters out in front. because my pitching is exactly like MLB.

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah it is...

You hit it and it looks like it’ll go far and it just dies.

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by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god.

Another one comparing his personal play with a major leaguer.

Were pictures allowed, I know exactly which one would go here.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a tic

a few days ago, Sori was loafing and not trying hard enough; now he’s trying too hard. The logical pretzels people twist themselves into to attack Soriano will never cease to amaze me.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

People are going to start thinking we’re each other’s sock puppet.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LSA..

total agreement about sori

by Madison Cub Fan on May 29, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have to realize...

...that somehow a cult of baseball fans have arisen that thinks that trying to hit for power, or hell, hitting line drives is selfish; ground balls are for “team players.”

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well,

I am a small time BB’er who never played college ball, so maybe I just can’t grasp the finer points of the game. It is hard to see here in my mom’s basement.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My money was on your mom not loving you.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do you think I ended up in the basement?

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you were on a mountaintop.

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'm the ass, not Zarathustra.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's okay.

Us sabermagicians don’t have the ability to understand and reciprocate love, so it doesn’t matter.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's ok, I'll never be a good fan.

I was in a fraternity in college.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you know that my spreadsheet doesn't even have a column...

...for things like “being a team player” or “hustling every play?” I should really watch a ballgame sometime.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have a spreadsheet?

SABERMAGICIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do you know he's a sabermagician?

Well, does he have a spreadsheet?

He’s got a calculator!

Close enough. So what should we do with him?

BURN HIM!

Alright, we’ll burn him!

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be

your Bucky Dent metric.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe my bank account should have some columns like that.

I could tell them i should have 250 more dollars in my account because I’m scrappy and bring energy and passion to the bank.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2.5% APR

But if you’re under 5’8’’, you get 5.5% APR!

"This is the kind of thing … that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose." Marty Brennaman

by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

6.0

with a little chin hair. not too much, mind you…

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

call it Eckstein Equity

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This offer only applies if you're white, over 27, and playing out of position.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I might qualify!

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he should stuff it in

his mullett.

2008: The year we put it all together.

by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comment of the year, from my dear wife.

Last night, Fontenot comes up and she cracks,” Does he know he has the same haircut as Jennie Finch?”

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

like he did last night?

He knows how to do that. He swings to the situation.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that walkoff single last night.

The one where he guided the ball over the infield.

He was really swinging for Lake Forest on that one.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy meatball.

At least try to throw a pitch that’s difficult to hit, Jason. He might as well have put it on a tee for Helton.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think you're joking here, but Jason Marquis doesn't have the ability to control WHERE...

...the ball is hit to. All he has the ability to do is pray really hard that there’s someone there when the ball is hit wherever its going.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought so, but it amazes me when people say things like...

...”Well, he worked out of that jam.” What part of letting a guy hit a line drive was working out of a jam? So it got caught by the first baseman – how the heck is that something the pitcher tdid?

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am just continually amazed that

he remains in the league pitching like a high school sophomore.

He is the very definition of effective mediocrity.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

for a very limited definition

of “effective”.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DeRosa

makes up for his error earlier. Nice catch.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Helluva play by Derosa!!!!

That was sharp.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

think Theriot makes that play?

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way to tell.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gail Fischer fans, go crazy.

OMG THE BULLS MIGHT HIRE COLLINS? WHAT A SCOOP THANKS GAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OMGRLY? ROFL

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really hope they don't...

I want Avery Johnson.

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by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Already a done deal.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't Gail say...

That the Bull’s report it isn’t done yet. W/e teams always say junk like that.

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by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trib and Sun Times are repoting as if it's for sure.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She really said that?

good thing she’s easy on the eyes..

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by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She has her days..

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by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If she were a president, who would she be?

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andrew Jackson

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Odd.

I was going for Baberham Lincoln.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too tall.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

also, I'm a no go

for women with a beard. NO GO.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grover Cleveland!

No! Wait! Taft!

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you ever hear about Taft getting stuck in the bathtub?

He apparently had to rub butter on himself to get out.

Sorry for the mental image, everyone.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I may be sick.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmm

hot buttered Taft!

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just got a mental image...

of Fisher covered in butter in a bathtub.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on May 29, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry.

And please, keep that a MENTAL image.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that better

or worse than the image of Taft covered in butter in a bathtub?

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mmmmmm..

me likey..:)

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by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do your thing, image guy!

/readies blinders

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL..

A friend of mine saw her playing pick up basketball in a sportsbra….let’s just say that thing was working overtime….

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by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys are Bears fans.

Interior lineman shoulders might not be bad.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I doubt Lego men are very good blockers

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

Lego.
Blocks.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A poor pun

and a poorer shot at The Sex Cannon’s shortness

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I apologize.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah .... yesteryear

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't think so either

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lee K's

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just wondering...

Is “Hey Dad Wanna Have a Catch?” worth the money?

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by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

search through the fanposts

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If so,

does anyone have a kid I can borrow?

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ewwww

/flag comment
/flag comment
/flag comment
/flag comment

haha

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good god,

do you want mine? I’ll GIVE him to you. Here, take an additional ten bucks…

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did my comment get flagged and yours didn't???

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

such is the difference

between the dealer and the user.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah save your money for playoff tickets.

invasion of the field when it finally happens

by xene on May 29, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ramirez flies out to Pods : (

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ramirez

almost goes yard! wow.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That just died in the wind.

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by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game Update...

The Cards lead Houston 3-0.

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by wrigleyrocker12 on May 29, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is that good or bad?

answer = yes.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad.

I don’t trust the Cardinals.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

calling that

“an infield hit” is an understatement.

back to back singles. Get Howry or Wuertz up!

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How about Cotts?

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was right!

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, god...

I said we could lose one of these games and still win nine, right?

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Might as well use Cotts here.

He can’t be any worse than Marquis.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Statistically, he probably can't.

I’m sure you could back me up.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, yes he can!

I refer the hon. gentleman to Exhibit A: Les Walrond

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said Neal Cotts couldn't be any worse than Jason Marquis.

I know SOMEBODY can be. I still have panic attacks whenever I hear the name “Roberto Novoa.”

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROBERTO NOVOA

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it, man!

Don’t you have any decency? Any decency at all?

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was my own panic attack!

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do we not remember

Spring Training at all?

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn that spring training

all I want is honesty and love…

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah? How's this hit ya:

FELIX HEREDIA!!!!!!!

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

/flag

inappropriate

language

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

make the bad man stop!

show me where the bad touch was…

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember when he was supposed to be Carlos Marmol

Before Carlos Marmol was a sparkle in Oneri Fleita’s eye?

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't bringing in

Neil Cotts for Jason Marquis kind of like having Donnie Wahlberg sing at your confirmation instead of Joey McIntyre?

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't mind Cotts at all.

Willing to give him a good chance.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I could go for a 1-2-3 DP right about now!

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by BigJohnAZ on May 29, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't want to seem greedy ;)

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by BigJohnAZ on May 29, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This might be Jason's last chance to keep his starting spot.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

come on

hes doing OK

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by Hammer on May 29, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you judge by outcome, yes.

He’s gotten smoked today, and lucky.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

tonight, ill judge by outcome

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by Hammer on May 29, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not rooting for it, but Lou may end up giving some of Jason's starts to Lieber.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh happy day.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dood

he loaded the bases with no one out.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bring in Marmol, he could use some work.

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LMAO!

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by BigJohnAZ on May 29, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

STRIKEOUT! Thank you Jason.

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes Cotts

One out. Bases loaded. I want my mommy.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

On comes Cotts.

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bases loaded 1 out.

am going to play some lamb of god to pump up cotts.

by xene on May 29, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Cotts, throw that DP pitch!

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by BigJohnAZ on May 29, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cotts

has something to prove. I see a good outing here! Lou’s playing that hand!

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by Lou In Blue on May 29, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FIRST GUESS

Id leave Marquis in here.

Come on Cotts

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by Hammer on May 29, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmmm

....................

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"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip

by Hammer on May 29, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NEW PITCHER [CUBS]

IN: 48 Neal Cotts LHP
OUT: 21 Jason Marquis de Suck RHP

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PINCH-HITTER [COL]

IN: 3 Willy Taveras RH

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Cotts here.

I really do. How good are we going to be if he can get it together and make this team?

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

about as good as we were

with Ascanio? Of course, that was pretty good. Remember yesterday? That come from behind win? Good times…

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking Cotts replaces Marquis.

Lieber becomes the #5 starter.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

we won’t have a chance in the playoff anyway…we don’t have a legit #2 starter or a LH power bat CF’er.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on May 29, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha

well played.

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CRAP!!!!!11one

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Double poop!

and rat farts!!

by LT on May 29, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit, dammit, dammit.

Jason Marquis is not my favorite person. And Neal Cotts’ fastball is still quite hittable. That was smoked. By Willy freaking Tavaras

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well at least Cotts was able to get the Rockies to put in the PHer.

Because I don’t know if I could live knowing that Scotty Pods had given the Rockies the lead.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Be fair...

Cotts wasn’t exactly set up for success.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

all of these runs

go on Marquis’ stellar ERA.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yah.

Just sayin, you gotta throw fastballs with the bases loaded.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't throw Taveras a fastball.

That was just dumb

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whaddya want?

Bases loaded. Your first appearance in the ML all year. Walking the guy is just not an option. Gotta throw a fastball or two. Thought Cotts did an OK job.

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by Bildo1805 on May 29, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing it's not one

where the waitresses tell you you to throw Willy Tavaras anything but a fastball.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you ever lived in Des Moines?

I may have been there once as a kid, but don’t remember it. You seem to have an unfavorable impression of it.

by zevkalman on May 29, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Des Moines.

I’ll be there on Sat.

by sue369 on May 29, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A few times.

You’re right, it’s not exactly tops on my list of places to visit. “Better than Maryland” is not a ringing endorsement.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey

I live in Maryland

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by McRipper on May 29, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry.

I lived in Ann Arundle County. If it wasn’t for Cluck-U Chicken, I don’t know what I would’ve ate.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NIce!!

I know Cluck U well from my U of Maryland days. Excellent eats!!!

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by McRipper on May 29, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cluck U was great stuff...

...but they had the worst Chinese and the worst delivery pizza I’ve ever had in my life. Cluck U was the only thing that delivered on base that seemed to have discovered flavor. I swear, it’s like I was in the one place on earth where MSG hadn’t been invented yet!

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

ha can we get this comment in Excel?

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by Hammer on May 29, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, I want to see

an MSG stat.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

owwwww, my stomach lining....

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

Yeah, you’re not going to get much in terms of pizza because you mostly get NY style this far east. Chinese is hit or miss around here as well. The only good pizza around here is Ledo’s. The closest thing to Chicago style. God I miss Chicago food.

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by McRipper on May 29, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was stationed there..

Pax River….not too bad..

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by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Fort Meade was miserable.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did a lot of fishing and crabbing...

That helped…

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by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lots of guys doing some crabbing

on military bases.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just setting the stage...

for another dramatic win. It’s their new thing. I hope.

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by kentmeister on May 29, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Walked him. wonderful.

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You're looking at all the wrong things.

You’re looking at results, not the process. And he has a LEFT-HANDED process. Left handed, I tells you!

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'll have to add

that column to your spreadsheet.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cotts is from Lebanon IL.

Never heard of it…

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by Bump Bailey on May 29, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

a coworker's wife knows him

but since I’m not in Des Moines that often, I won’t be able to get tickets from him . . . in about a week when he’s back there.

by Shanghai Badger on May 29, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NEW PITCHER

IN: 43 Michael Wuertz RHP
OUT: 48 Neal Cotts LHP

Tony LaRussa will be making the moves for the Cubs the rest of the day. Eyre’s warming for the next batter.

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Alas, poor Neal Cotts. I knew him well....

have fun back in Iowa, Neal.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

a man of infinite ERA

...with apologies to Shake

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by kentmeister on May 29, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Excellent!

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you set the bar with your description of Marquis

ealier.

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by kentmeister on May 29, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Give Atkins a diet of...

unhittable stuff

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by kentmeister on May 29, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't give him a meatball to hit, either

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by BigJohnAZ on May 29, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shoulda

let Jason finish…..(see first guess above)

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by Hammer on May 29, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

twss?

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

touche

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"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip

by Hammer on May 29, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't we make Jason

Our number 6 pitcher?

A good day for me is a cubs win and a sox loss.

by diehardmark on May 29, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn't he already?

I mean, really.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CALLED STRIKE 3!!!

I LOVE WUERTZ

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wuertzy struk him out!

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What. A. Pitch.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

STAY AWAY TROLLS

Ring em up…way to be

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"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip

by Hammer on May 29, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry, guys.

We have Reed Johnson cleaning up next inning!

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think someone already suggested this

Can we have Marquis play CF and Edmonds pitch?

by Shanghai Badger on May 29, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

I asked if Marquis could play center, but I don’t think I want Edmonds to pitch!

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Happy, happy! Joy, joy!

I will now go pick my magic nose goblins.

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some velcro Jim Edmonds to the bench

it’s too close

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by kentmeister on May 29, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pick your poison.

Door number one -

Jim Edmonds, weak fly ball to center field!

Door number two -

Micah Hoffpauir, swinging five feet over the pitch!

Door number three -

Mike Fontenot, Wonder Hampster! May have to watch him impersonate a second baseman after he bats!

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take #3 for now at least

:-)

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by kentmeister on May 29, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last advice to Marquis:

From my high school days reading Shakespeare:

The fault, dear Jason, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.

by zevkalman on May 29, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice

Sheffield-on-Avon

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by kentmeister on May 29, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sheffield-and-Waveland?

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by northsider on May 29, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Addison-upon-Clark?

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by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DeRo walks

Johnson at the plate.

Hoffpauer on deck. Not Onedec.

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by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who was it tonight who

wanted to either send Wuertz down or trade him?

by sue369 on May 29, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you mean Wurtz? and Weurtz? cuz those two suck.

Wuertz, though. he’s a dandy.

Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager

by northsider on May 29, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Johnson lines into a DP, 5-3. Lame.

Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager

by northsider on May 29, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CRAP CRAP CRAP!

2008: The year we put it all together.

by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I concur.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, we have a former

hated White Sock, and a hated former Cardinal – both of whom suck.

Why are they taking up roster spots?

Seems like Pie can suck less at the plate.

by The E-Man on May 29, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess he used all his clutch hit credits for the night.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

True.

Baseball is weird game.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose

it wouldn’t be major league ball if the other team just rolled over and gave up…

but these guys are supposed to be LIMPING…

2008: The year we put it all together.

by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the pitcher (by the rules)

was balking before the DP pitch….started his motion (slowly) then stopped

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip

by Hammer on May 29, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I've noticed several guys getting away with that this season.

"I've always felt that starting pitching is the most important part of the rotation." - Joe Morgan, Sunday Night Baseball 8-12-07

by gary varsho on May 29, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

its becoming a “no call”

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip

by Hammer on May 29, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wuertz is still in?

I thought Lieber was warming up…

2008: The year we put it all together.

by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't get to his spot in the lineup.

Lieber would have pitched if Hoffpauir had batted.

by cwyers on May 29, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, that's right.

2008: The year we put it all together.

by drewishdrewid on May 29, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

groan

maybe the Phils beat up the Rocks a little TOO much

""At the end of the day, boys, you don't tell me how rough the water is, you bring in the ship." -- Steve Stone

by kentmeister on May 29, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Torrealba?

Joe Torre + Jessica Alba?

""At the end of the day, boys, you don't tell me how rough the water is, you bring in the ship." -- Steve Stone

by kentmeister on May 29, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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