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Overflow Thread 1: Cubs vs. Giants, Monday 6/30, 9:15 CT

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This space STILL for rent (suggestions for one-liners cheerfully accepted).

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Yes, let's go Cubbies!

"Prince Fielder Dies Of Inside-The-Park Homerun" - The Onion

by DTJchris on Jun 30, 2008 10:17 PM CDT   0 recs

I refuse to be second

Go All In and Enjoy The Ride.

by Jayo525 on Jun 30, 2008 10:18 PM CDT   0 recs

hmmm. looks like you have a problem there...

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

lol

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Your complaint has been

heard and we will get back to you as soon as possible.

by sue369 on Jun 30, 2008 10:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Zito at 82 pitches

let’s stick a fork in this guy by the fifth.

THIS IS OUR CENTURY!!

by LAcarl519 on Jun 30, 2008 10:20 PM CDT   0 recs

4th

"We have a pretty strong belief that we are going to win those types of games. It's our confidence. "--Cubs pitcher Ted Lilly

by Madison Cub Fan on Jun 30, 2008 10:20 PM CDT   0 recs

agreed.

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Dragonsfanatic

I have a few questions for you sir.

1. Yu Darvish, is he the real deal?

2. Can you tell me on average how many runs are scored in a typical Japanese game?

3. Japan’s rollercoasters how good are they?

Thank you so much in advance!

"I guess you had some lean years, and didnt have to beat it hard" - Craig Sager

"Thats deep to left.....back back back HEY HEY!!! he did it attaboy Jimmy!!!!! woooooooo!!! tie game!! Thats for you Jack" Len Kasper 6/12/08

by Galvan316 on Jun 30, 2008 10:23 PM CDT   0 recs

I can answer #3

MUCH better than most American coasters, sans Cedar Point

by lswaidz on Jun 30, 2008 10:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

really? Why?

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

higher speed limits (US caps around 75 right now)

and they allow steeper angles of decent along with inverted decent angles, and much crazier rider configurations

by lswaidz on Jun 30, 2008 10:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Answers

1. definitely real deal, but would not happen in next 5-7 years

2. same as US, I believe

3. you should try this….

I'm bleeding Dragons Blue.

by dragonsfanatic on Jun 30, 2008 10:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I got sick just looking at that

ugh.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by halfblindcubbiegirl on Jun 30, 2008 10:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice

Eejanaika!

I have heard about that ride.

I have ridden its older brother X in California, but would love to ride it in Japan

"I guess you had some lean years, and didnt have to beat it hard" - Craig Sager

"Thats deep to left.....back back back HEY HEY!!! he did it attaboy Jimmy!!!!! woooooooo!!! tie game!! Thats for you Jack" Len Kasper 6/12/08

by Galvan316 on Jun 30, 2008 10:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Um. Not exactly

but points for being a smart ass. We like that.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by halfblindcubbiegirl on Jun 30, 2008 10:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Thanks for posting a new link, northsider, compared to those that just say "new thread up"...argh

Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

by dtpollitt on Jun 30, 2008 10:24 PM CDT   0 recs

Here's my suggestion for one-liners.

1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
3. Strawberries or blueberries? I want to know what kind of pancakes to get you in the morning.
4. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.
5. Let me see your shirt tag. Yep, just what I thought. “Made in Heaven”.

Feel free to add your favorites…

Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager

by northsider on Jun 30, 2008 10:24 PM CDT   0 recs

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by halfblindcubbiegirl on Jun 30, 2008 10:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager

by northsider on Jun 30, 2008 10:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

is that windex in your pants?

because i can really see myself in them

by lswaidz on Jun 30, 2008 10:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I actually had someone use that on me once.

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Swear to God. I kinda stood there dumbfounded for a while

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

douchenozzle?

is that some sort of medical equipment?

by lswaidz on Jun 30, 2008 10:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

lol.

accepted. :)

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

thats horrid sl

"We have a pretty strong belief that we are going to win those types of games. It's our confidence. "--Cubs pitcher Ted Lilly

by Madison Cub Fan on Jun 30, 2008 10:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

It didn't work.

:P

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

lol

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

nice shoes... want to (fill in the blank)

"We have a pretty strong belief that we are going to win those types of games. It's our confidence. "--Cubs pitcher Ted Lilly

by Madison Cub Fan on Jun 30, 2008 10:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

(play Mad Libs?)

Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager

by northsider on Jun 30, 2008 10:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

sadly (well maybe not) that works for one of my friends a lot

honestly is, after all, the best policy… although I’m not sure if the girls shoes were, in fact, nice

by lswaidz on Jun 30, 2008 10:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

omg your kidding that is so wrong

"We have a pretty strong belief that we are going to win those types of games. It's our confidence. "--Cubs pitcher Ted Lilly

by Madison Cub Fan on Jun 30, 2008 10:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

who exactly is this working with?!

lol

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i'd post some links to my webshots

but i don’t feel like getting banned tonight ;-)

by lswaidz on Jun 30, 2008 10:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

ha ha ha!

I’ll have to remember to try and get them out of you later. ;)

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes

Oh…. uh sorry heh

"I guess you had some lean years, and didnt have to beat it hard" - Craig Sager

"Thats deep to left.....back back back HEY HEY!!! he did it attaboy Jimmy!!!!! woooooooo!!! tie game!! Thats for you Jack" Len Kasper 6/12/08

by Galvan316 on Jun 30, 2008 10:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i've had good luck with

want to go get some chicken, maybe some sex?

by lswaidz on Jun 30, 2008 10:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that is also so wrong

"We have a pretty strong belief that we are going to win those types of games. It's our confidence. "--Cubs pitcher Ted Lilly

by Madison Cub Fan on Jun 30, 2008 10:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Was your father a thief?

Because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun

by Bump Bailey on Jun 30, 2008 10:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Sadly, that one works a lot more than I'd like.

See: Brenly, Bob

Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager

by northsider on Jun 30, 2008 10:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

lol, you really love that line

It’s like the 6th time I have seen that posted.

by Geo4MVP on Jun 30, 2008 10:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i forgot the best of all... pick your poison between

“Hi, my name is Geo Soto”

or

“Yes, I am Mark DeRosa… will you make out with me?”

both work 60% of the time… everytime

by lswaidz on Jun 30, 2008 10:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you're underestimating the power of geo.

These are the saddest of possible words: "Tinker to Evers to Chance"

by slcathena on Jun 30, 2008 10:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

he's married so it won't work w/ me

single,... in a second

"We have a pretty strong belief that we are going to win those types of games. It's our confidence. "--Cubs pitcher Ted Lilly

by Madison Cub Fan on Jun 30, 2008 10:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Wanna *****?

No? You’re not the person I thought you were.

Go All In and Enjoy The Ride.

by Jayo525 on Jun 30, 2008 10:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

MOAR

6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
7. I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
8. Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and squeeze nose) BEEP!
9. So, you’re a girl, right?
10. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not true in my case.
11. Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] (winks)
12. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No.] Then please start.

Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager

by northsider on Jun 30, 2008 10:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

im hoping 9 didnt work

"We have a pretty strong belief that we are going to win those types of games. It's our confidence. "--Cubs pitcher Ted Lilly

by Madison Cub Fan on Jun 30, 2008 10:37 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

one of my friends used that

tennessee one when were in nashville… it was the funniest thing ever.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by halfblindcubbiegirl on Jun 30, 2008 10:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

did it work?

"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun

by Bump Bailey on Jun 30, 2008 10:37 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

well sort of

she did dance with him, while the rest of us almost died laughing. but she didn’t go home with him… which would’ve been awkward seeing as we were all in one hotel room. :-)

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by halfblindcubbiegirl on Jun 30, 2008 10:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha..

well, she could have went to his place..

"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun

by Bump Bailey on Jun 30, 2008 10:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

he was my guy friend

sorry. didn’t make that clear. she didn’t invite him back to her place and we wouldn’t let him take her back with us. :-P

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by halfblindcubbiegirl on Jun 30, 2008 10:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Go All In and Enjoy The Ride.

by Jayo525 on Jun 30, 2008 10:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

EVIN MOAR

13. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
14. Wow.
15. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking flight?
16. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
17. You are just so truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean, too?
18. Your name is Ashley right? Can I call you Ashley? Really, what time??
19. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
20. (walk into her chest) Now, if certain somethings weren’t so large, that wouldn’t have happened.
21. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
22. Hey, I know you! You were Miss California last year, right?
23. I just had to talk to you. Sweetness is my weakness.

K, I’m done.

Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager

by northsider on Jun 30, 2008 10:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs