From the Southtown-Star..
This is the same paper (when they were called the Daily Southtown) that had
a billboard campaign a few years ago with the saying
"A perfect day, The Sox win and the Cubs lose. People up north just don't get it"
I normally like this paper because they do report on more local stuff than the big Chicago dailies but when they do
stuff like this...I just don't know what to say.