Cub fans, for better or worse, seem to have an odd affinity for bad ballplayers. There are likely several reasons for this, none of which are important enough to note here, nor valid enough to be argued for in the comments. The bottom line is that we've all, as Cub fans, been the fan of a pretty bad ballplayer at some point. One need look no further than my chosen moniker: Gary Varsho:
That's right, the guy who posted a .244/.294/.355, OPS+ of 78
That's some bad baseball right there, and I loved every minute of it. For this foolishness, I offer no excuse. So, today let's confess to our basbeall vices. Why? Because somewhere out there, there's a Felix Heredia fan.