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Joke for the Day

Here's a little joke I thought of this morning after watching the HR derby last night on my tivo.  Funny side note, the tivo only caught up through Hamilton's first round since it went on so long!

Q:  How can you tell that Dusty Baker loves the Home Run Derby?

A:  All the HRs are solo shots!

Alt A:  He left an old pitcher with zero stuff (I think Jeff Fassaro was pitching to Josh Hamilton) in way too long with no one warming up!

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Counsel threw to Hamilton

that 70 year old dude

"This balls got a chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannce, GONE!" - Pat Hughes

by SouthsideCUBSfan on Jul 15, 2008 12:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ba-dum tsss

"It’s like they have 40,000 players on one team. Forty thousand people want to be in the dugout slapping fives. ‘Passionate’ is an understatement. Fans like that are special." -- Giants LHP Alex Hinshaw on Wrigley Field

by northsider on Jul 15, 2008 1:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

meh

I would have preferred a commentary about “performance enhancing drugs” and Josh Hamilton.

Fukudometer: Created 3/31/08 Wrigley Debut 4/5/08 WGN and Japan TV Debut 4/6/08 Sun Times Debut: 4/20/08

by Fukudometer on Jul 15, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Braun

I think that Braun would’ve had a better chance if he brought Eric Gagne with him, since he throws those grooved balls in real games all the time.

Yea, not really a joke, but it is funny

"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then I'd have all my money back."
-Jack Handey

by deepthoughtsbyjackhandey on Jul 15, 2008 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How sick am I that the phrase

“grooved balls” made me want to look up Pie’s stats over the last week.

by N Oakley on Jul 15, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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