It is an unmistakable causality.
We sense the great disturbance. Search your feelings. You know this to be true.
Turn back from the dark side. Come back to the true Faith.
Renounce the ways of Redness ..
The Cub Nation awaits your admission to the hallowed halls of Cubbie Blue glory and will happily help you burn your Pujols jersey. C'mon, you know you wanna .. you know you gotta .. Join us and be complete, boss.