OT: A-Rod's Wife Runs Off With Lenny Kravitz
by bergs55 on Jul 3, 2008 3:44 PM CDT
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So apparently A-Rod is dating Madonna. A-Rod's wife is dating Lenny Kravitz.
And their kids are home alone.
I wish I could make something like this up but nobody would believe it. Ahhh...the life of an overpaid major league baseball player. Sounds a lot more like an episode of As the World Turns.
If you could run off with a celebrity, who would you choose?
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/ny-sparod0703,0,3771246.story
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Is TMZ gonna show up outside ballparks now?
Poor kids.
And to answer your question: Natalie Portman. No question.
I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other til we go away.
3 words
Catherine Zeta Jones!
"I'm not giving him a high-five ever again." - Sammy Sosa, joking about Moises Alou's personal habits
Oh, Pam...
I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other til we go away.
by neverAcquiesce on Jul 3, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I Am Happily Married
but that said I would choose Nancy Travis. Cute and funny and close enough to my age that I wouldn’t be arrested.
Eat More Katsui
A three-way tie
Genevieve from Trading Spaces
The mom from “Grounded for Life”
The Italian chef, Giada something, on Food Network.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and remember, half of them are stupider than that!
Smaller photos, please.
That last one is WAY too big.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
To Quote Michael Scott
Thats what she said
Okay, just so I understand it... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
I know. My bad
It turned out much bigger than I thought. Won’t happen again.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and remember, half of them are stupider than that!
OK, here's what I want to know.
A-Rod: born July 27, 1975.
Madonna: born August 16, 1958.
I mean, really.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
I heard a funny comment....
about the Justin Timberlake/Madonna video that’s apparently out.
“Grandma! Quit it! You shouldn’t be dancing with Justin. You’re embarrassing me!”
Nobody cares about your fantasy league team
by carmen_fanzone on Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Madonna
Madonna used to say she wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe. Maybe Arod is her Joe Dimaggio.
But as I said below if being at the same part\y means an affair Kerry’s banging with Oprah and Dempster’s banging with Laura Bush.
Go Cubs
by puckishcubsfan on Jul 3, 2008 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Demi Moore did make that much more popular
”” shrugs b/c I don’t quite understand it”“
"We have a pretty strong belief that we are going to win those types of games. It's our confidence. "--Cubs pitcher Ted Lilly
by Madison Cub Fan on Jul 3, 2008 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Kristen Davis is the one for me
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
And the answer to your question from me is...
... Scarlett Johansson.
OK, maybe someone closer to my age? Sigourney Weaver or Susan Sarandon.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
Darn That Nuke LaLoosh!
Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have been together for about 20 years now.
"The big possum walks late." - Harry Caray
Gwyneth Paltrow
Linus: Life is rarely all one way, Charlie Brown. You win some, you lose some. Charlie Brown: Really? Gee, that'd be neat.
TMZ
OH MY GOD Arod was seen at a party with Madonna. That must mean they are having an affair.
I saw Kerry Wood last year at a charity event with Oprah. They must be together too!
Ryan Dempster was at an appearance with Laura Bush. Now that’s a pair!
And if you’re going to be screwing around on your husband LENNY FREAKING KRAVITZ? He is as ugly as sin and is most famous for being married to Lisa Bonet in the 90s. Of course Arods wife’s only claim to fame is being married to Arod!
Go Cubs
Most famous for marrying Lisa Bonet?
Surely you’ve heard of Lenny Kravitz’s foray into the music world. 32 million in record sales. 4 Grammy’s.
Nobody cares about your fantasy league team
by carmen_fanzone on Jul 3, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay
Oops I just have never heard of him outside the Lisa Bonet thing.
Still I saw his picture he aint a handsome dude.
Go Cubs
by puckishcubsfan on Jul 4, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Fritz Petersen-Mike Kekich Family Swap
These two Yankee pitchers swapped families back in 1972. Here’s an article from the Jackson, MS Clarion Ledger by Rick Cleveland in 2000.
"The big possum walks late." - Harry Caray
Breaking news
I saw Sammy Sosa leaving Oprah’s building every day for a few years in the late 90s and early 2000s.
They both lived at the John Hancock center for a time.
Go Cubs
Did you know?
Oprah used to date Roger Ebert…
Think of how stupid the average person is, and remember, half of them are stupider than that!
Interesting
Now that makes an interesting pair.
Go Cubs
by puckishcubsfan on Jul 4, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Alessandra Ambrosio
Without a doubt the finest female walking God’s Earth.
"Whoo, boy! Next time around, bring me back my stomach!" -Jack Brickhouse
Call me goofy
Who is she? Name rings a bell but not sure who she is.
Go Cubs
by puckishcubsfan on Jul 3, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Victoria's Secret Model
Brazilian, brown hair, brown eyes…y’know I could go on for a while here. She’s pretty hot. I’ll just leave it at that.
"Whoo, boy! Next time around, bring me back my stomach!" -Jack Brickhouse
My running offee would be
Always and forever Rick Hearst (Rick General Hospital formerly Alan Michael Spaulding Guiding Light).
More well known Chris Meloni who plays Elliot on Law and Order SVU. My husband has a serious jones for Mariska Hargity so that show is appointment Tv in my house.
As far as Cubs go if I could take one I’d have to bypass Kerry for Mark DeRosa.
Go Cubs
My wife
would agree with you on Mark DeRosa. She also gets a bit flush whenever she sees David Beckham…
"Whoo, boy! Next time around, bring me back my stomach!" -Jack Brickhouse
Jessica Alba
Scarlett Johansson, Erin Andrews….
"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun
Ana Ivanovic
Eva Mendes, Rosario Dawson
"That’s what I love about my skip, man. He’ll tell you that you suck...I know I suck. We know we suck...Yeah, we suck. But we’ll see who sucks at the end."
- Gary Sheffield
My Wife
I mentioned that she looks like Cynthia Nixon – well, that’s what people have told her. So I’ll let you guys judge for yourselves.
My wife is the hottie on the right!
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And we wonder why these
diaries vanish so fast, and good topics go away quickly. This crap gets in the way.
by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Jul 3, 2008 11:55 PM CDT reply actions
Also
My personal favorite are those who think throwing trash in threads make them go away. If half the posts are trashing the thread it doesn’t help it go away.
Go Cubs
by puckishcubsfan on Jul 4, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think that's the point SDSJM was trying to make
I think everyone understands if you don’t like something you don’t have to read it. That’s pretty much a given. But there’s only so much easily viewable real estate on the BCB site. Even if you max out the # of fanposts (via custom settings) you want displayed on the front page, it’s still only a matter of time before enough new fanposts get added such that older ones go away. And I know they don’t really “go away”, but the “All Fanposts” link at the bottom takes you to an even more user unfriendly view.
To the extent those new fanposts are considered ‘crap’ (a sliding scale to be sure), well, then relevant fanposts go away that much quicker.
Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."
Cynthia Rodriguez has emphatically denied this rumor.
Whether or not you believe her or not, you should really include that fact instead of presuming that the rumors are already true.
Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager
Getting a bit confessional here...
My “menage a quatre” fantasy involves Maggie Gyllenhaal, Amy Sedaris, and Sarah Vowell. A couple decades ago, it would have been The Roches.
What can I say? I like ‘em quirky, smart, and funny.
Then again, Scarlett Johansson is pretty hot…
Did you see the movie "Secretary"?
If you haven’t, go rent it now.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
A-Rod has slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlein
So I guess I can kinda understand why his wife doesn’t exactly feel compelled to honor the old marriage vows either.
Pitching is KING. We don't add a frontline starting pitcher and a quality bullpen arm then this season will have yet another sad conclusion.
He has?
Cite? Proof? That’s a wild-ass comment if ever I saw one.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
Whatever
Remember the tabloid shots from last year? Of A-Rod and a stacked hooker frequently strip clubs?
Pitching is KING. We don't add a frontline starting pitcher and a quality bullpen arm then this season will have yet another sad conclusion.
OK, that's one.
Chamberlain claimed 20,000. Guess A-Rod has 19,998 (the hooker and his wife) to go, right?
:)
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
I don't think Wilt Chamberlain slept with as many women
as Wilt said he did. Didn’t he back off from that?
Besides, it’s Jeter that goes through the chicks.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and remember, half of them are stupider than that!
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