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OT: A-Rod's Wife Runs Off With Lenny Kravitz

Weird, but apparently true.

Star-divide

So apparently A-Rod is dating Madonna. A-Rod's wife is dating Lenny Kravitz.

And their kids are home alone.

I wish I could make something like this up but nobody would believe it. Ahhh...the life of an overpaid major league baseball player. Sounds a lot more like an episode of As the World Turns.

If you could run off with a celebrity, who would you choose?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/ny-sparod0703,0,3771246.story

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Is TMZ gonna show up outside ballparks now?

Poor kids.

And to answer your question: Natalie Portman. No question.

I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other til we go away.

by neverAcquiesce on Jul 3, 2008 4:01 PM CDT   0 recs

3 words

Catherine Zeta Jones!

"I'm not giving him a high-five ever again." - Sammy Sosa, joking about Moises Alou's personal habits

by MorePiePlease on Jul 3, 2008 4:08 PM CDT   0 recs

Marissa Miller

No one else is even close.

by sparky39762 on Jul 3, 2008 4:08 PM CDT   0 recs

Jenna Fischer

Nobody cares about your fantasy league team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 3, 2008 4:11 PM CDT   0 recs

Oh, Pam...

I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other til we go away.

by neverAcquiesce on Jul 3, 2008 4:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I Am Happily Married

but that said I would choose Nancy Travis. Cute and funny and close enough to my age that I wouldn’t be arrested.

Eat More Katsui

by CaliCub on Jul 3, 2008 4:18 PM CDT   0 recs

A three-way tie

Genevieve from Trading Spaces
The mom from “Grounded for Life”
The Italian chef, Giada something, on Food Network.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and remember, half of them are stupider than that!

by DaBard on Jul 3, 2008 4:21 PM CDT   0 recs

Think of how stupid the average person is, and remember, half of them are stupider than that!

by DaBard on Jul 3, 2008 4:26 PM CDT   0 recs

Smaller photos, please.

That last one is WAY too big.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Jul 3, 2008 4:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

To Quote Michael Scott

Thats what she said

Okay, just so I understand it... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.

by bren on Jul 3, 2008 5:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I know. My bad

It turned out much bigger than I thought. Won’t happen again.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and remember, half of them are stupider than that!

by DaBard on Jul 3, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

OK, here's what I want to know.

A-Rod: born July 27, 1975.
Madonna: born August 16, 1958.

I mean, really.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Jul 3, 2008 4:31 PM CDT   0 recs

I heard a funny comment....

about the Justin Timberlake/Madonna video that’s apparently out.

“Grandma! Quit it! You shouldn’t be dancing with Justin. You’re embarrassing me!”

Nobody cares about your fantasy league team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Madonna

Madonna used to say she wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe. Maybe Arod is her Joe Dimaggio.

But as I said below if being at the same part\y means an affair Kerry’s banging with Oprah and Dempster’s banging with Laura Bush.

Go Cubs

by cubstoseriesby100 on Jul 3, 2008 4:51 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey 19

We never give up -- Aramis Ramirez

by Emelie on Jul 3, 2008 5:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Demi Moore did make that much more popular

”” shrugs b/c I don’t quite understand it”“

"We have a pretty strong belief that we are going to win those types of games. It's our confidence. "--Cubs pitcher Ted Lilly

by Madison Cub Fan on Jul 3, 2008 5:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Kristen Davis is the one for me

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by tucsoncubsfan on Jul 3, 2008 4:32 PM CDT   0 recs

Interestingly Enough

The wife to whom I’m happily married looks like Cynthia Nixon.

Eat More Katsui

by CaliCub on Jul 3, 2008 4:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

And the answer to your question from me is...

... Scarlett Johansson.

OK, maybe someone closer to my age? Sigourney Weaver or Susan Sarandon.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Jul 3, 2008 4:35 PM CDT   0 recs

What About All Three?

I’m just sayin’.......

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by CaliCub on Jul 3, 2008 4:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Darn That Nuke LaLoosh!

Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have been together for about 20 years now.

"The big possum walks late." - Harry Caray

by memphiscub on Jul 3, 2008 4:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Gwyneth Paltrow

Linus: Life is rarely all one way, Charlie Brown. You win some, you lose some. Charlie Brown: Really? Gee, that'd be neat.

by CyberCyclist on Jul 3, 2008 4:40 PM CDT   0 recs

TMZ

OH MY GOD Arod was seen at a party with Madonna. That must mean they are having an affair.

I saw Kerry Wood last year at a charity event with Oprah. They must be together too!

Ryan Dempster was at an appearance with Laura Bush. Now that’s a pair!

And if you’re going to be screwing around on your husband LENNY FREAKING KRAVITZ? He is as ugly as sin and is most famous for being married to Lisa Bonet in the 90s. Of course Arods wife’s only claim to fame is being married to Arod!

Go Cubs

by cubstoseriesby100 on Jul 3, 2008 4:50 PM CDT   0 recs

Most famous for marrying Lisa Bonet?

Surely you’ve heard of Lenny Kravitz’s foray into the music world. 32 million in record sales. 4 Grammy’s.

Nobody cares about your fantasy league team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 3, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Okay

Oops I just have never heard of him outside the Lisa Bonet thing.

Still I saw his picture he aint a handsome dude.

Go Cubs

by cubstoseriesby100 on Jul 4, 2008 2:58 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Fritz Petersen-Mike Kekich Family Swap

These two Yankee pitchers swapped families back in 1972. Here’s an article from the Jackson, MS Clarion Ledger by Rick Cleveland in 2000.

"The big possum walks late." - Harry Caray

by memphiscub on Jul 3, 2008 5:38 PM CDT   0 recs

miley cyrus :D

2008 Cubs: Who needs nine innings, when you only need a 7th?

by Chanman25 on Jul 3, 2008 5:51 PM CDT   0 recs

LOL

Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager

by northsider on Jul 4, 2008 12:51 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Breaking news

I saw Sammy Sosa leaving Oprah’s building every day for a few years in the late 90s and early 2000s.

They both lived at the John Hancock center for a time.

Go Cubs

by cubstoseriesby100 on Jul 3, 2008 5:51 PM CDT   0 recs

Did you know?

Oprah used to date Roger Ebert…

Think of how stupid the average person is, and remember, half of them are stupider than that!

by DaBard on Jul 3, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yep, I

did know that. She had him on her show and they talked about it.

by sue369 on Jul 4, 2008 2:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Interesting

Now that makes an interesting pair.

Go Cubs

by cubstoseriesby100 on Jul 4, 2008 2:57 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Alessandra Ambrosio

Without a doubt the finest female walking God’s Earth.

"Whoo, boy! Next time around, bring me back my stomach!" -Jack Brickhouse

by Goodie1969 on Jul 3, 2008 5:52 PM CDT   0 recs

Even my wife agrees. :)

"Whoo, boy! Next time around, bring me back my stomach!" -Jack Brickhouse

by Goodie1969 on Jul 3, 2008 5:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Call me goofy

Who is she? Name rings a bell but not sure who she is.

Go Cubs

by cubstoseriesby100 on Jul 3, 2008 5:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Victoria's Secret Model

Brazilian, brown hair, brown eyes…y’know I could go on for a while here. She’s pretty hot. I’ll just leave it at that.

"Whoo, boy! Next time around, bring me back my stomach!" -Jack Brickhouse

by Goodie1969 on Jul 3, 2008 6:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

My running offee would be

Always and forever Rick Hearst (Rick General Hospital formerly Alan Michael Spaulding Guiding Light).

More well known Chris Meloni who plays Elliot on Law and Order SVU. My husband has a serious jones for Mariska Hargity so that show is appointment Tv in my house.

As far as Cubs go if I could take one I’d have to bypass Kerry for Mark DeRosa.

Go Cubs

by cubstoseriesby100 on Jul 3, 2008 5:54 PM CDT   0 recs

My wife

would agree with you on Mark DeRosa. She also gets a bit flush whenever she sees David Beckham…

"Whoo, boy! Next time around, bring me back my stomach!" -Jack Brickhouse

by Goodie1969 on Jul 3, 2008 6:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Jessica Alba

Scarlett Johansson, Erin Andrews….

"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun

by Bump Bailey on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT   0 recs

Ana Ivanovic

Eva Mendes, Rosario Dawson

"That’s what I love about my skip, man. He’ll tell you that you suck...I know I suck. We know we suck...Yeah, we suck. But we’ll see who sucks at the end."
- Gary Sheffield

by DrGalazkiewicz on Jul 3, 2008 9:13 PM CDT   0 recs

My Wife

I mentioned that she looks like Cynthia Nixon – well, that’s what people have told her. So I’ll let you guys judge for yourselves.

Lookalikes

My wife is the hottie on the right!

Eat More Katsui

by CaliCub on Jul 3, 2008 10:09 PM CDT   0 recs

And we wonder why these

diaries vanish so fast, and good topics go away quickly. This crap gets in the way.

by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Jul 3, 2008 11:55 PM CDT   0 recs

So, What You're Saying Is

you’d choose Britney Spears.

j/k

Eat More Katsui

by CaliCub on Jul 4, 2008 2:01 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

By all means

feel free not to read them then.

by sue369 on Jul 4, 2008 2:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Also

My personal favorite are those who think throwing trash in threads make them go away. If half the posts are trashing the thread it doesn’t help it go away.

Go Cubs

by cubstoseriesby100 on Jul 4, 2008 2:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't think that's the point SDSJM was trying to make

I think everyone understands if you don’t like something you don’t have to read it. That’s pretty much a given. But there’s only so much easily viewable real estate on the BCB site. Even if you max out the # of fanposts (via custom settings) you want displayed on the front page, it’s still only a matter of time before enough new fanposts get added such that older ones go away. And I know they don’t really “go away”, but the “All Fanposts” link at the bottom takes you to an even more user unfriendly view.

To the extent those new fanposts are considered ‘crap’ (a sliding scale to be sure), well, then relevant fanposts go away that much quicker.

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Jul 5, 2008 12:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Cynthia Rodriguez has emphatically denied this rumor.

Whether or not you believe her or not, you should really include that fact instead of presuming that the rumors are already true.

Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager

by northsider on Jul 4, 2008 12:52 AM CDT   0 recs

* minus the last "or not"

Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager

by northsider on Jul 4, 2008 12:52 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Getting a bit confessional here...

My “menage a quatre” fantasy involves Maggie Gyllenhaal, Amy Sedaris, and Sarah Vowell. A couple decades ago, it would have been The Roches.

What can I say? I like ‘em quirky, smart, and funny.

Then again, Scarlett Johansson is pretty hot…

by MN exile on Jul 4, 2008 12:02 PM CDT   0 recs

Did you see the movie "Secretary"?

If you haven’t, go rent it now.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Jul 4, 2008 12:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"Secretary"

I have, trust me…

by MN exile on Jul 5, 2008 1:48 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

A-Rod has slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlein

So I guess I can kinda understand why his wife doesn’t exactly feel compelled to honor the old marriage vows either.

Pitching is KING. We don't add a frontline starting pitcher and a quality bullpen arm then this season will have yet another sad conclusion.

by MDBNIU on Jul 4, 2008 12:42 PM CDT   0 recs

He has?

Cite? Proof? That’s a wild-ass comment if ever I saw one.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Jul 4, 2008 1:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Whatever

Remember the tabloid shots from last year? Of A-Rod and a stacked hooker frequently strip clubs?

Pitching is KING. We don't add a frontline starting pitcher and a quality bullpen arm then this season will have yet another sad conclusion.

by MDBNIU on Jul 4, 2008 2:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

OK, that's one.

Chamberlain claimed 20,000. Guess A-Rod has 19,998 (the hooker and his wife) to go, right?

:)

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Jul 5, 2008 4:28 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't think Wilt Chamberlain slept with as many women

as Wilt said he did. Didn’t he back off from that?

Besides, it’s Jeter that goes through the chicks.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and remember, half of them are stupider than that!

by DaBard on Jul 4, 2008 1:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

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