HAHAHAHAHA. Couldn't resist posting a link to this little article on Yahoo! Sports.
Here's one of my favorite lines:
Sheets and Sabathia are free agents at the end of the season, and the likelihood of either sticking around next year if they finish this season healthy is about as remote as Alfonso Soriano leading the league in walks.The Brewers do need to step it up if they want a chance at the wildcard. St. Louis could take it away from them.