Khalil Greene Breaks Hand Punching Storage Chest
by John Q Freejazz on Aug 1, 2008 11:43 AM CDT
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Greene fractures hand, may be out for season
Greene, who during this past offseason was a favored target among several BCBers to replace Theriot at shortstop, has compiled an astoundingly awful season line of .213 / .260 / .339.
"I don't know how to put into words the frustration level, how difficult this year has been," Greene said. "For me to do that, it's certainly not commonplace."
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Not a scrappy move at all...
Glad we have Theriot and didn’t trade for this guy.
"Remember each day this year, where you were, what you were doing, who you were with, how you felt as the Cubs win their way through it. Because if this does turn out to be the promised land we have all been waiting for, you will want to remember, savor, cherish every moment..."
Yeah, I caught this in today's Trib.
I guess that effectively kills that (non-) trade rumor. If only Khalil would learn from Big Z: You can punch your catcher, you can throw a Gatorade cooler or two, and you can break a few bats over your knee, but you can never, ever, ever punch a storage chest. Or a TV.
Nanika Ga Okoru!
Storage Chest 1 – Greene 0, Padres – Suck
"Look at it this way: If you're a Cubs fan, the Greatest Day of Your Life is yet to come." ~ Cubs Forever
jeepers
guess we’re not going to go get him for Veal and Jake Fox.
’’If somebody had told me we were going to lose Soriano for eight weeks, lose [Carlos] Zambrano and Kerry Wood for a couple of weeks apiece, and then at the same time lose [Reed] Johnson, and then when we played the American League not have a DH [then-injured Daryle Ward], and be in first place by two games, I’d tell you we were pretty fortunate.’’ Lou Piniella (7/23/08)
He was just angry
that Kyle Farnsworth was traded to the Tigers.
Hahahahhaah!
"I think Hendry still has a few years to serve on his 'grand larceny' sentence before he can shop in Pittsburgh again" - ballhawk
Shouldn't the Cubs feel responsible for this?
after all, they could have saved him from his frustration by trading for him and getting him on a good team, and yet chose to stand idly by.
Reminds Me of John Tudor
who broke his hand punching an electric fan, not a Royals fan, during the 7th game of the 1985 World Series.
"The big possum walks late." - Harry Caray
But really, who isn't an electric fan?
Not including Amish people, of course.
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game." - Walt Whitman
huh??
n/t
from the mouth of Uecker:
"Am I the only one who’s glad it’s only a 4-game series? If was a 9-game series, I think the Cubs would win them all."
To put it another way...
“Who isn’t a fan of electricity?”
Puns, like sarcasm, don’t work well on the internet.
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game." - Walt Whitman
’’If somebody had told me we were going to lose Soriano for eight weeks, lose [Carlos] Zambrano and Kerry Wood for a couple of weeks apiece, and then at the same time lose [Reed] Johnson, and then when we played the American League not have a DH [then-injured Daryle Ward], and be in first place by two games, I’d tell you we were pretty fortunate.’’ Lou Piniella (7/23/08)
by drewishdrewid on Aug 1, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You sure it wasn't
...an eclectic fan?
I got it and enjoyed it so much I generated static electricity. Or was that statistic electricity?
I’ll stop now.
Fans of Bob Dylan before 1965?
My next sig line quote will also be from Lou Piniella, and the first word will be either "Look", or "Listen", followed by a comma.
Greene
He’s got the potential to be a high caliber player. He’s had a rough season, and that was a stupid move but I have always liked Greene. He’ll be ready to go next season.
"What a great call! Your doing a fantastic job, but people expect me to come out here and be upset. So I'm gonna kick some dirt, you understand?" - Lou Pinella
"Potential"?
This is his fifth full major league season, and so far his best is his first, 2004. He’s been declining since then, and this is his worst year.
He’ll be 29 in November. It’s entirely possible he’ll be out of baseball in two years.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
But if he did...
his old man has an ultimate set of tools. He could fix it.
"Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering." ~Master Yoda
Kyle Farnsworth had a vicious encounter with a fan
A box fan, that is ..
The fan won .. and Dusty chewed his pick ..
He’s going to renact that on his new reality show “Kyle Farnsworth: Fire Walk With Me” on the new Cubs Channel
Well, Next Year is here .. and Jack's century's gotta end some time .. GO CUBBIES!
Can we watch him tackle Paul Wilson instead?
That was a good one. I have always enjoyed that brawl.
In the middle of a good time, Truth gave me her icy kiss. Look around, you must be joking. All that way, all that way for this? -Oysterband
August 27, 2004
I was at that game. Hot and humid, with a great deal of discomfort and tension in the air. Here’s some of the highlights>
Barrett vs. Oswalt
Farnsworth punches the dugout fan
Mercker calls the press box
Berkman fakes getting hit in the helmet (and CB Bucknor, the HP umpire that day, believes him)
"Sometimes I feel like as a Cubs fan if I’m not worrying about something, I’m not doing it right." - HalfBlindCubbieGirl
I was at that entire series.....
... which is how my wife and I spent our fifh wedding anniversary. Coulda been better.
Santo Forever!
I'll never forget that Berkman fake.
Sometimes players can fake out umpires and get away with it in important games. AJ Pierzynski’s act in the 2005 ALCS is another one.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
He actually make contact with something he was trying to hit? Finally!
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 1, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions
greene
i would have liked greene at ss.not to replace theriot though who i would move to 2nd. oh well.does marky mark even play 2nd anymore??i always see him in the of.
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