Let me get the ball rolling here:

Bend it like Beckham.

I can’t believe I wasted two hours of my life on that piece of crud.

N/T

awful.

My sentimental choice was always “Wizards of the Demon Sword,” if for no other reason than it gave up and made fun of itself during this post-apocalyptic turd as the heroes venture off to find the “Seer of Robuck”. Saw MST Manos a few weeks ago, funny you mention that! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103278/

worst movie ever—brokeback mountain

I want my 4 hours back Gus Van Zandt

and Talladega Nights almost won but it has to be “Tiptoes.” Gary Oldman, Kate Beckinsale, Matthew McConaughey, and Patricia Arquette. It’s not a great lineup but they’re not half bad. The movie must’ve been a contractual obligation for some of them because its about a guy (McConaughey) who’s family are little people. He isn’t but is a carrier and terrified of getting his g/f pregnant for fear that she’ll have a little person. To top it off, his brother (Gary Oldman) is little so he acts the whole movie…on his KNEES!! Patricia Arquette is dating Peter Dinklage’s character who’s a french snob. To save you all the trouble, in the end Kate Beckinsale ends up with Gary Oldman and has a kid with him. Though I could be mistaken since I tried to shine a laser pointer in my eyes to erase what I had just seen.

I’m going to say that the worst movies are…

Extreme Ops (2002 snowboarding movie)
Gigli (Affleck and J-Lo)
Ghostrider (Nic Cage)

and maybe the worst ever…

Catwoman

Talladega Nights was amazing to the right age group, so perhaps take a little perspective.

Jaws: The Revenge was not good…

I’m a huge pro wrestling fan (hence the username) and I was watching the very beginning of The Marine, starring John Cena, and I couldn’t take it. I had to turn it off. My question is, has anyone else seen this movie, and is it as bad as the first 15 minutes looked?

Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan

I’ve seen worst movies, but this is one I paid movie theater prices and didn’t even get through the bucket of popcorn and super large soda before I walked out.

…there have been others that have been worse but that’s the first one that came to mind. I thought placing white blankets on the ground for snow in Ravenous was pretty lame but overall I thought the plot was credible enough—eat people and gain their strength—maybe that’s why Bonds can’t get a gig right now did anyone ever think of that? With stricter drug testing he has resorted to eating people to maintain his power.

obviously, there was a lot to live up to, but that movie blew big time.

for instance, Joe Vs. the Volcano, mentioned above, is one of my favorite films (and it actually has a fairly big cult) but, to each his own.

When I think of truly awful movies-one that immediately comes to mind is the "It’s Pat’ (based on the old Julia Sweeney SNL character)-even watching it on cable was painful.

George Clooney as the Dark Knight. No contest.

but i think battlefield earth and stealth are in the running for the worst i’ve ever seen.

(Evil Dead III). For some reason, I just never got into that series.

I know I’ll catch flak on this, and don’t get me wrong, the kids in this thing are cute and all, but the music in this movie is, to me, the aural equivalent of sticking a hammer drill into my ear (though that may be mildly preferable). There is a story of sorts, but it’s so vapid that the music has to carry it, which as I noted, it most certainly does not…

I haven’t seen it, but just watching the previews… it looks like a disaster.

All-star cast, absolutely atrocious results. The 1992 Mets of movies.

Matthew Broderick and Reese Witherspoon star in it about a high school election. Utterly horrible.

1- Dirty Dancing
2- Grease
Seriously, Dirty Dancing hurts

Worse than Manos. Seriously much worse than Manos.

put me to sleep…

its kinda a chick flick and the girl i was watching it with said it was so horrible we neeed to turn it off…thats bad

thats probably the most recent bad movie i have seen

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A battle of machismo in the roller rink. Scott Baio stars, but wasn’t able to skate well enough to play the “lead,” so they give him all the lead character lines, but instead of being part of the skate off, he acts as sort of an agent for the good guy roller skater – who has to face off against Patrick Swayze as “Ace,” the badass roller skater. Somewhere in there is an incoherent romance with Maureen “Marcia Marcia Marcia” McCormack. I have no idea why they need to have a skate off, but the main plot of the movie takes so little time that they have to intersperse it with little skits featuring the D list of comics (the biggest name being Bill Kirchenbauer – the dad from “Just the Ten of Us” – as the Skatetown doctor) to fill out the 87 minutes. It is both the worst and the funniest movie I’ve ever seen.

Here’s a clip from Manos. I’m not saying it’s the worst movie ever, although it’s on the short list. I’m saying that in order to make the list you have to be really, really stinking bad.

so we now know al’s opinion on a couple of panned movies here but I would like to know what his pick is for worst movie ever. you should have a pretty well informed opinion about this one al, how about it.

When William Bendix as the Babe stops to call his shot and shoots his arm out like it’s a Nazi salute or something. Still makes me laugh thinking about it.

This movie defies physics. That is to say that it both sucks and blows.

let me add another sequel that never should have happened… ‘Blues Brothers 2000’.
Ugh.

Major League 3. Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3 were huge letdowns. Club Dread. National Treasure 2 was quite the stretch. Waterworld.

Spiderman 3 takes the cake for me. Too many characters. Weird little Emo bit from Tobey. Long. Awful.

at least in comparison to the others you mentioned. Agree though, there was way too much going on for one movie.

Man, what a letdown compared to the first two.

Bug or Bugs with Ashley Judd, just sad.
Blades of Glory- I thought was worse than Talledaga Nights.
Dogville with Nicole Kidman, she is beautiful however the film was horrible.

It’s the last time I went to the movies solely because it had been nominated for an Oscar.

it got everybody saying the words “do it.” over and over and over again. and when i finally tried to watch it, i could NOT finish it.

… never seen a movie that actually insults your intelligence ..

1/2 way through watching it on TNT, I shut it off .. the point that done me was watching Jack Black fight giant bugs after seeing Naomi Watts do her trapeze act with T Rexes and the big ape. After all of that, Watts should have been a mangled sack of broken hamburger. The self-righteous seriousness was over the top.

After managing hobbits and orcs, Jackson should have been better. The ONLY scene that rocked was the T Rex fight with Kong. Now that was bad .. the rest of the movie stank.

Without quesion

Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood. One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, I felt like punching myself in the face for sitting through it.

with Colin Farrell and Angelina Jolie. I have a high tolerance for bad movies, but I turned this one off about a third of the way in. Just bad!!

Any movie that insults the viewers’ intelligence so blatantly is IMO, unwatchable.

“OMG, this alien race is overtaking our planet, what are we gonna do??? Ah wait a minute, Jeff Goldblum just hacked into thier spaceship internet with his Mac Powerbook, nevermind”

Lost in Space. As a fan of the corny TV show. this one sucked. Watching Mathew LeBlanc try to be a hard ass while being Joey on friends just could not do it for me

Gone in 60 seconds. I really thought this would be a cool movie but i could not wait for it to get over.

where the 12 year old pitches for the cubs? Little big league or something. Why could they have used the white sox in that movie. Everytime that piece is on cable, my cardinal friends call me and ask me if i need them to tape it for me. Awful

I hated the use of violence in that movie. It was so heavy, saturated, and bludgeoning that it’s one of two movies (natural Born Killers being the other) that I can honestly say I wish I never saw and think I’m a worse person for having seen it. I’ll admit that it was very well made and acted though.

The movie couldn’t decide if it was a comedy or a drama.

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park
He-Man(Dolph Lundgren Style)
Major League 3(the one with Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap)
Wild West(Will Smith Style)
The Lost World(Colin Farrell)
Harsh Times(Christian Bale)

This is a good fanpost.

Horrible. Well, any Ben Affleck movie.

Evan Almighty. My wife and I have been Steve Carell fans since his early “Daily Shows” days and, obviously, we loved “The 40-Year-Old Virgin.” So, knowing absolutely nothing about this movie besides that Carell was the star, we went to see it in the theater last year. I felt like I had passed out drunk and woken up in sunday school class. Just excruciatingly lame, and a total waste of a rare occasion we actually go to a theater to see a movie.

The reason the phrase “I’ll never get those ninety minutes back…ever” was invented.