A little fun Finish the line You know you're a BCB regular when
Finish the line you know you're a BCB regular when
Here's mine
You have a card in your wallet that says "In case of emergency call Al Yellon"
You've legally changed your name to your screenname.
You watch ABC news in the morning just to see Al's name in the credits.
And you know you're a Cubs fan when
You have triplets and name them Alfonso, Jim and Kosuke and they're GIRLS! And you change Jim's name to Reed on days Johnson plays.
You're in an ambulance and on death's door and insist they change the radio to WGN instead of calling in your vitals to the hospital.
You have a hat that says WWJD but the J stands for Jim as in Hendry,
You've replaced all religious figurines etc with pictures of Lou.
You sing go Cubs Go all day every day.
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You know you're a BCB regular
when you’re sitting in a meeting at work, your boss says “I can feel something great about to happen” and you think to yourself….
“TWSS”
"ROUS's? Rodents of Unusual Size. Don't worry, they don't exist."
http://margaritagirl11.spaces.live.com/
When your spouse changes the subject...
and you scream, “NO OT! NO OT! NO OT!” like a freaking moron.
Pluto will always be a planet to me!
When you enter a thread
And somebody started the trolling on the second reply.
by dr stabbingworth on Aug 26, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Second reply?
Yeah, sue IS a troll, isn’t she?
Pluto will always be a planet to me!
actually...
…iluvryno had the first comment and sue had the first reply. Which means you had the second reply. Now whether or not your reply was trolling… I’ll leave that up to the olympic gymnastic judges to determine…
Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."
It was aggressive. It was snarky.
But trolling? Nah…
Pluto will always be a planet to me!
Or You yell HAMSTER POWER
When Fonty hits home run and people look at you like you are a nutcase.
"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
by Doggie Stalker on Aug 26, 2008 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
You know you're a BCB regular
when you are watching the game and Bob “homerun” Howery comes in and picture Al in the stands going “No, not Bob Howery”
"Destiny is a matter of choice, not chance"
You know you're a BCB regular
when Marmol comes into the game and you yell “White Castle” and your family looks at you like you’ve lost it.
Guilty
"What a great call! Your doing a fantastic job, but people expect me to come out here and be upset. So I'm gonna kick some dirt, you understand?" - Lou Pinella
by Lou In Blue on Aug 27, 2008 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I think...
…BCB’s offseason project should be to find Milton. Seriously.
I mean, we all know a number of Cubs fans, right? If we start circulating this picture, doesn’t the Kevin Bacon/six-degrees-of-separation thing kick in, meaning we could legitimately determine who Milton is, so Al could get an “exclusive”? Or we all could chip in to have Milton fly into Chicago and make an appearance in the Bleachers? Or at Cubs convention?
Am I the only one who really wants to find out who Milton is?
The Legend of Milton grows every Victory
who wants reality to ruin it? Seriously, he’s probably a working stiff like 99% of us.
Did the Israelites want to know who Moses really was when he led them to the promised land? HELL NO! Just a man, certainly, but a symbol for the end of generations of frustration and anger and being lost in a desert …. oh, sorry, started rolling there.
You want to find someone, find the rest of the beautiful lady who belongs to those eyes in the lower center.
LEAVE MILTON ALONE! FREE MILTON!!!
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by Gibbon Jockey on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions
don't tell Hammer, but that beautiful lady is none other than...
…danica patrick.
And that tall blond goober looking away to the right? Bobby Howry.
Not sure about this one, but Mr. Serious with the glasses on the left looks like Keith Olbermann’s much younger brother…
Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."
I suggested this a few weeks back, before we did drew's "History of Milton" diary.
Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
There was a fan post about Milton
a few weeks back where we made up stories about who he could be and on user named Cub’s Paperboy said it was his brother. I don’t know if he was telling the truth or not but didn’t sound like he was joking.
Look for the post Dudes, that’s my brother Mike, so layoff! Thanks.
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/8/18/596182/off-day-fun-milton-outside#comments
"Destiny is a matter of choice, not chance"
You know when you're a regular
when your day centers around checking BCB until Al has the post game wrap up so you can see what he had to say about the game AND get into the discussion before it’s hijacked. A terrible sickness called bleedcubbieblueitis or the b-c-b’s. And of course, you wear your BCB Believe t-shirt every week, alternating with the “W” shirt after big wins. Yes, we are all afflicted with the b-c-b’s.
This is only the beginning....Lou Pinella end of '07 season and Chicago Transit Authority (the band when they were really good).
you know your a BCB regular
-when you yell out “FIRST” when you win a race
-you frequently yell out “Howry Cow” when Howry gives up a HR
-you know the name of every trolls and what they typically write about
2008 Cubs: Who needs nine innings, when you only need a 7th?
You know you're a BCB regular when
Your boss/wife/parents/siblings see you on the computer and say “Get off BCB and get to work/etc” without having to see you were actually on it. They just know.
Los Cachorros!
Sheesh.
I’m starting to do that myself.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
Yeah, I use Adobe Acrobat a lot at work...
…and I’m constantly hitting ‘z’ when I try to scroll through comments.
Yes, sir!
every freakin
day
Our 2008 Chicago Cubs -- FINDING WAYS TO WIN!
by drewishdrewid on Aug 26, 2008 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions

I haz blurg: hotbeans.wordpress.com
by digitalbenjamin on Aug 26, 2008 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
that I do regularly
then I push the key a few times, like for some reason that is going to make it go.
"We've had our ups and downs, but as long as you have a reason, something to fall back on and a plan, that's all there is to it," Soto said.
by Madison Cub Fan on Aug 26, 2008 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey - that's a neat feature, the z key thing!
Any other tips for newbies that might come in handy?
by The Deputy Mayor of Rush Street on Aug 26, 2008 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
If you look up at the top of the page
right before the comments start, you’ll see a list of functions that you can do. Z is the best followed by shift+a. For me at least.
Well.. don't I look like a moran ; )
But you should see my attempts at putting together pre-fabricated furniture
by The Deputy Mayor of Rush Street on Aug 26, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Next to the Z key...my C key is wearing out too..
"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun
you opened this fanpost and knew the fist line was going to be
Finish the line you know you’re a BCB regular when
"There are no curses here...Games are won and lost on the baseball field" - Lou Piniella
You know you're a BCB regular when..
you open the “Go Cubs Go” mp3 file on your computer desktop the instant after every road victory.
(and crank it up to 11.)
by The Deputy Mayor of Rush Street on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 AM CDT reply actions
Guilty.
On my phone, but still guilty.
make/art
by neverAcquiesce on Aug 26, 2008 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Alright, I'll bite.
You know you’re a BCB regular when, after each game, you try to predict Al’s headline in that game’s recap. I do this all the time, though I’m rarely correct. I think my guess after last night’s game was “Pounding Pittsburgh.”
Another thing I do is, every time Alfonso Soriano hustles and does something great – y’know, like last night in the third inning when he singled then stole second then stole third (whew, that was close!) then scored on DLee’s single – I think of MDBNIU and how wrong he is and laugh my ass off.
Yes, sir!
I was at a formal dinner for my parents wedding anniversary
the night Rich Harden got traded, and the first thing I thought of was blue mike when I heard that. Staying at the parents I didnt have an opportunity to get on bcb and was wondering what was going on.
That is when I realized I really did spend a lil too much time here.
"We've had our ups and downs, but as long as you have a reason, something to fall back on and a plan, that's all there is to it," Soto said.
by Madison Cub Fan on Aug 26, 2008 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think his username...
…flashed through my head almost immediately after I learned of the Harden trade, too. The way I heard about Harden coming to the Cubs was memorable: I was getting off my evening train Metra train and some random guy came up to me and asked, “Are you a Cubs fan?” For a moment, I thought he was psychic – until I realized I was wearing my Cubs hat. When I said, “Yeah,” he excitedly gave me the news. I don’t think I’ll ever forget that moment.
Yes, sir!
Sorry about the Blue Mike thing, that's tragic.
Kwa...Ki...Sur...Pee...Nee...Ku?
by Kinky Reggae on Aug 26, 2008 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
ditto on thinking about blue mike when I first hear the news...
I just heard in my head “power pitching is king”
I haz blurg: hotbeans.wordpress.com
by digitalbenjamin on Aug 26, 2008 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
When
…at the conclusion of a game, win or loss, you begin mentally writing sample titles for Al’s recap thread (last night: Shucks for the Bucs).
…after a memorable play, when you’re away from the computer, you envision the thread going crazy with post, after post, after post.
make/art
Hey, if you all have headline ideas...
… feel free to email ‘em to me. Maybe I’ll use one or more of them.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
You know you're a Cubs Fan when
you are watching a Cubs home game on a non-Cubs telecast. The Cubs win and your upset that they don’t feed the “Go Cubs Go” into the broadcast.
"Destiny is a matter of choice, not chance"
happened just last night
for some reason, the boys on FSN Pittsburgh weren’t playing it. So i cued it up on the computer instead.
I love to play baseball. I'm a baseball player. I've always been a baseball player. I'm still a baseball player. That's who I am. - Ryne Sandberg
by Bill Potter on Aug 26, 2008 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Last Tuesday Night
They weren’t playing it on FSN Ohio when the Reds lost to the Cubs at Wrigley.
"The big possum walks late." - Harry Caray
Another one
You know you are a BCB regular when you need a laptop to “watch” or listen to a Cubs game!
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
You know you're a BCB regular when...
…at night, after going to sleep, you have a dream about entering those pearly gates. But, instead of the Apostle Paul meeting you there, you watch as Al Yellon, decked out in Cubs gear, comes and greats you. After being greeted, you start to look around and notice the place looks awfully familiar. You may go, “Hey, have I been here before?” Al will then turn to you and reply, “Welcome to Wrigley!”
Wow
This crosses the line from funny to just outright creepy.
by Old Style & Ivy on Aug 26, 2008 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking the same thing...
I guess I was hoping for a little more out of heaven. Oh who are we kidding? I aint goin there anyway!
Kwa...Ki...Sur...Pee...Nee...Ku?
by Kinky Reggae on Aug 26, 2008 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Heaven
Is the World Series victory party at Clark and Addison.
by NWIowaCubFan on Aug 26, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Amen
Hey folks… I live in St. Louis, and I don’t know of any other Cubs fans in the area. Actually, all my family is Cardinal fans, etc… but anyway, BCB is my gateway to sanity and peace of mind. I hear it all the time from everyone… always have… so anyway, when I come over to the website, I am usually always wearing a nice big smile as I read the posts.
Well, on most of them….
So, give me a break.
by TheHawkRules on Aug 26, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I live there/here, too.
You’re not alone!
make/art
by neverAcquiesce on Aug 26, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you noticed a change in the city?
Used to be, Cardinal fans would go out of their way to say something snobbish to me for wearing my Cubs hat. For the last few months, they just give me a nasty stare and mumble something under their breath! Haha…. gotta love it man! GOTTA LOVE IT!
by TheHawkRules on Aug 26, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I've actually received quite a few
“Hope you do it this year” from people. It’s kinda nice.
Except for my coworkers…they dog me to no end. Just today, a guy held up a Cardinal banner and yelled “Cubs suck!” (Original, right?) I simply replied “Whoa…you need to keep that at least eight and a half games back from me.” Shut him up.
make/art
by neverAcquiesce on Aug 26, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha...
Lucky you. You should see our family get together. My wife family used to dog me bad about the Cubs… they haven’t talked to me all summer. They are die-hard, obsessive, Cardinal fans.
by TheHawkRules on Aug 26, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
This picture is everywhere
Cubs fans love it because the guy is wearing a Cardinals shirt…and anti-war people love it because he and his family are protesting anti-war protesters right before the Iraq war started in 2003 – hence the “Go USA” sign he’s holding up.
"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...
by Curtain Jerker on Aug 27, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Still a tiny bit strange...
dreaming of Al. Just sayin.
Kwa...Ki...Sur...Pee...Nee...Ku?
by Kinky Reggae on Aug 26, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Well...
I’m sure someone does. Not me of course… no offense to Al! I never said I had that dream…
by TheHawkRules on Aug 26, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Ahhh
that helps, thanks.
Kwa...Ki...Sur...Pee...Nee...Ku?
by Kinky Reggae on Aug 26, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm kicking up that Weird Al song...
“Do I Creep You Out?”
by TheHawkRules on Aug 26, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this Heaven?
No, it’s Iowa.
The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been . . . baseball.
by Weeghman Park on Aug 27, 2008 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
You know you're a BCB-er when
you spend a whole afternoon listening to Santo’s Wooden Legs describe a game between the Cubs and the 1899 Cleveland Spiders, and you actually enjoy the experience!
"Eighty-five percent of the world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here." - Lee Elia, 1983
"The only thing that bothers me is that I would never want to destroy the love and what the fans of Chicago are to the Chicago Cubs. I mean, God knows. If there's one pure thing in baseball, it is the fans of Chicago." - Lee Elia, 2008
by CaughtInTheVines on Aug 26, 2008 10:00 AM CDT reply actions
You know you're
a BCB regular, when you know SWL = santoswoodenleg. If ony LTI would catch on, then I would know I have arrived!
"That guy is a gamer." said Ron Santo of Reed Johnson on 07-25-08
by love the ivy on Aug 26, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Guilty
SWL is a part of my language……….
Cubs Win!! Cubs Win!
by Ihatethecards on Aug 27, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
i have been called pmcf
not bragging, just saying, lol jk
"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." --Alvin Dark
by preachermancubsfan on Aug 27, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
You know you're a BCB regular when...
the real reason you’re upset that Matt Murton got traded is because you spend 3 hours at work PhotoShopping a picture of him, and now you won’t be able to use it in a game thread.
I haz blurg: hotbeans.wordpress.com
by digitalbenjamin on Aug 26, 2008 10:02 AM CDT reply actions
You know you're a BCB regular when....
you’re at work and on BCB and get pissed off that your boss has given you work to do. And you know you’re a Cubs fan when you’re at work watching gameday and get pissed off that your boss has given you work to do.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
When...
When you get annoyed by certain posters and their ridiculous fanposts…When you get creeped out by “Al is my hero and semi-deity” posts.,,When you get pissed off at the handful of idiots who refuse to acknowledge reason in arguments…When you walk away from your computer shaking your head in disbelief at the opinions people actually have on Cub-related topics…
And damnit, you just keep coming back. :)
Free Ronny Cedeno
You know you're a BCBer
if you have a pic on your desktop (or saved on your pc for future use) of something SWL photoshopped.
Go ahead, Z me.
I think that one was my favorite so far this year
"A catchers biggest concern behind the plate is to make his pitcher pitch a little better than he can" Roy Campanella
by Madison Cub Fan on Aug 27, 2008 2:27 AM CDT up reply actions
actually
I’m hoping that at the end of the year, we can have a “Best of” Thread, where everyone puts their favorite pictures — all the photo-shops included.
Our 2008 Chicago Cubs -- FINDING WAYS TO WIN!
by drewishdrewid on Aug 26, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
We could start a flickr group
A thread might not be able to handle it
by dr stabbingworth on Aug 26, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
Great idea!
"Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." - Jacque Barzun
For the longest time
I had the motivational poster looking pic of Tom Petty and it said The Waiting is the hardest part. I always think of it when there is an annoyingly long wait for a game after an off day.
"That guy is a gamer." said Ron Santo of Reed Johnson on 07-25-08
by love the ivy on Aug 26, 2008 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
my moment
When the blank stare I would get from my wife, when telling her things said on the site, turned to looks of pure pity. For which of us, I’m not sure…
i know that look well.
I love to play baseball. I'm a baseball player. I've always been a baseball player. I'm still a baseball player. That's who I am. - Ryne Sandberg
by Bill Potter on Aug 26, 2008 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I get that all the time.
Our 2008 Chicago Cubs -- FINDING WAYS TO WIN!
by drewishdrewid on Aug 26, 2008 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
You know you're a BCB regular when...
…you yell “TECHNICAL BALK” at someone you know for the first time…
Brian McRae's 5 O'Clock Shadow
by PurpleLineToWrigley on Aug 26, 2008 1:01 PM CDT reply actions
or you've been dfa-ed lol
"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." --Alvin Dark
by preachermancubsfan on Aug 27, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Geo has a well built
fan club of his well built, well won’t go there……..
"That guy is a gamer." said Ron Santo of Reed Johnson on 07-25-08
by love the ivy on Aug 26, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
...
must… not…
TWSS!!!!!
Our 2008 Chicago Cubs -- FINDING WAYS TO WIN!
by drewishdrewid on Aug 26, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
When during a not so
winning game, the words poop and crap pop up more than the word “the”
"That guy is a gamer." said Ron Santo of Reed Johnson on 07-25-08
You know you're a Cubs fan....
when you purposely miss cell calls just because you want to listen to Go Cubs Go more than talk to anyone that may be calling.
when the only reason you are excited to work 3rd shift is to listen to the west coast games and check in on BCB.
when I walk into work in street clothes other than a Cubs shirt of some type and they say “are you ok?”
when I could make an absolute fortune off of the last couple pairs of tickets I had for September, but instead offered them to true Cubs fans for face value.
"That guy is a gamer." said Ron Santo of Reed Johnson on 07-25-08
I knew I was BCB fan when...
the BCB link moved up my “Cubs” favorites folder one at a time like a speed dial replacing former girlfriends!
""At the end of the day, boys, you don't tell me how rough the water is, you bring in the ship." -- Steve Stone
You know when you're a BCB'er when....
..you begin to teach the Cubs Win and Outfielders do the flying bump manuever to strangers…
( i did this last night to one of my son’s roomies at his dorm)
The classy Cincinnati Reds: " (Josh) Hamilton acknowledges that he sensed some resentment in the locker room from three or four players." SI-May 2008
Sounds like a "Gee, thanks dad" moment...
if I ever heard one – heh
by The Deputy Mayor of Rush Street on Aug 26, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
yea--we have two in college and they've not been shy about
admitting thet we’ve embarassed them on occasion—although last night didn’t seem to be one. The roomie in question was wearing an Austin Peay State Baseball team tee shirt—the prevailing chant at an AP football game is “Let’s go Peay” (pronounced P)
The classy Cincinnati Reds: " (Josh) Hamilton acknowledges that he sensed some resentment in the locker room from three or four players." SI-May 2008
Not an alum myself..
but you generally don’t have to explain to Illini how to pronounce Austin Peay. (except you left the “fargin” part out.. Austin Fargin’ Peay!)
by The Deputy Mayor of Rush Street on Aug 26, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm surprised you've even heard of Austin Peay!
The classy Cincinnati Reds: " (Josh) Hamilton acknowledges that he sensed some resentment in the locker room from three or four players." SI-May 2008
Actually, I kind of like
Fanpost Patrol.
"Excuse me, Sir. FanPost Patrol. Yes. Yes. No, we… we help make the Community a Better Place.
Well, I’m sorry, but… no… no… Sir, I…
Look, Sir, can I just see your profile and avatar, please?"
Our 2008 Chicago Cubs -- FINDING WAYS TO WIN!
by drewishdrewid on Aug 26, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
"Profile and avatar, please."
Priceless.
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by neverAcquiesce on Aug 26, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
You buy a BCB shirt...
And while it fits at the beginning of the season, by Oct, it’s way too tight. The reason for this is because you won’t burn enough calories commenting on the site’s game tread, to make up for all the hot dogs, soda, beer, pretzels, Pizza Hut, Taco Johns, nacho’s, the unnamed stuff your wife made, lemonade, Applebee’s, or the B-B-Q ribs you eat during the game!
When you walk up to random strangers
And say, “Are you Blue Mike? You’re Blue Mike! I can tell!”
Pluto will always be a planet to me!
Wow..
Some of the things on here are, uh, interesting. Especially you “dreamers.”
You know you're a BCB regular when...
you try and spot Al in the bleachers every time you go to Wrigley.
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game." - Walt Whitman
You know you're a BCB regular when...
You spend hours trying to decide if you are going to wear your new Cubs jersey or your BCB t-shirt to Wrigley (still can’t decide)
I haz blurg: hotbeans.wordpress.com
by digitalbenjamin on Aug 26, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply actions
Both.
Jersey’s can button halfway.
make/art
by neverAcquiesce on Aug 26, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Props to 'Cubsbyseriesby100'
for the BEST FANPOST in August. Hands down.
"ROUS's? Rodents of Unusual Size. Don't worry, they don't exist."
http://margaritagirl11.spaces.live.com/
when you are watching a game without a computer
and you can imagine the picture that santos wooden legs just posted
"I played with one of the best pitchers in history, Greg Maddux," Zambrano said"
You know you're a BCB regular when...
…you almost miss the beginning of the game because you’re too busy screwin’ around in the pregame thread.
Yes, sir!
You know you're a BCB regular when
someone in your family says how good Ryan Theriot is and you think “If only Cwyers was here”
I'm still a BCB fledgeling, but still...
You know you’re a Cub fan when
you find yourself missing Harry singing the 7th inning stretch
you hear Wayne Messmer sing the nation anthem, and think “Let’s see those Ameraoke punks sing like that!”
you can’t wait for your next visit to Wrigley
you tire of ESPN’s constant 1908/goat/Bartman redundancy.
people give you grief about being a Cubs fan…and it doesn’t bug you in the least
you pass a White Castle and think of the Cubs bullpen
"Years of academy training, wasted"--Buzz Lightyear (not a flying toy)

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