Giant Jim Edmonds looks down on Ryan Braun. Found it on In a League of Her Own. Cracked me up.
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.239 was his combined BA for 2008 (SD and Chicago)
He’s batting a respectable .275+ with the Cubs. He batted .178 with the Padres.
He’s raised his combined BA up to .241 since that snapshot.
"Every team will win 60 games, every team will lose 60 games, it's what the team does in the other 42 games that decides the season."
by flachimesa on Aug 3, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason,
this reminds me of “Time Bandits.”
by inukjim on Aug 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Braun is scared of him.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on Aug 4, 2008 3:30 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
(In deep, God-like voice) "Ryan, listen to me...
...you can certainly hit the long ball, but you look like a frightened deer out here in the outfield. Talk your portly friend Prince into taking a trade to the AL and move to first base. Mooooove to first baaaaaaaaaaaaasssse…”
(Edmonds face dissolves into nothingness.)
Nanika Ga Okoru!
by dat cubfan daver on Aug 4, 2008 10:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pay no attention to the man in the dugout!
The wig, the glasses, the catchphrase...brilliant.
by neverAcquiesce on Aug 4, 2008 3:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"I am a gold glove outfielder, I know other gold glove outfielders..."
You, Mr. Braun, are NO gold glove outfielder!”
Let my ashes blow in a beautiful snow from the prevailing 30 mile an hour southwest wind...
When my last remains go flying over the left field wall, I'll bid the bleacher bums adieu,
And I will come to my final resting place, out on Waveland Avenue. --Steve Goodman
by NotSure on Aug 5, 2008 9:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs


















