I was just listening to the Phils-Marlins broadcast and heard the PA announcer had just announced that the Phillies acquired Eyre for a minor leaguer Brian Schlitter.

Here's our newest Cub!

http://minors.baseball-reference.com/players.cgi?pid=34300

minor league reliever, good K Rates and a good job limiting HR's, walks a few too many, but a decent return for the bullpen jester

Apparently I need seven more words. Sigh.