This was given to me by someone in 1998 who got it from someone who got it from someone. Does anyone know it's origins?
To the Tune Oh My Darling Clementine
All my ulcers palpitations I've got hives and headaches too
I'm afraid to even think it
Can my Cubbies pull it through?
It's September I remember
other seasons other years
How they blew it can they do it
Can they end my Cub fan tears
I've got nightmares indegestion
dreams of billy goats and such
Little voices that remind me that I can't expect too much
I've got ticks, nervous rash
sweaty palms and glassy eyes
is it flu or pennant fever
can my Cubs pull a surprise?
I think we all need something like this to calm our nerves.