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Cubs Fan Anxiety Attack Fight Song

This was given to me by someone in 1998 who got it from someone who got it from someone.  Does anyone know it's origins?

To the Tune Oh My Darling Clementine

 

Verse 1

All my ulcers palpitations I've got hives and headaches too

I'm afraid to even think it

Can my Cubbies pull it through?

Refrain

It's September I remember

other seasons other years

How they blew it can they do it

Can they end my Cub fan tears

 

Verse 2

I've got nightmares indegestion

dreams of billy goats and such

Little voices that remind me that I can't expect too much

 

Refrain

Verse 3

I've got ticks, nervous rash

sweaty palms and glassy eyes

is it flu or pennant fever

can my Cubs pull a surprise?

I think we all need something like this to calm our nerves.

 

 

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or Al Yellon, managing editor (unless it's a FanPost posted by Al). FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable baseball fans.

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