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It is time to sacrifice the goat

You might be thinking this is a post about Bob Howry.  Well it is not, kind of.  You might be thinking this is a post about Z or Marquis.  It not, kind of.

No, this post is about sacrificing a goat, more specifically the Cubs Goat.

[History: This might be boring]

Although many Hindus are vegetarian, there are some temples in India where goats and chickens are sacrificed. These sacrifices are mainly done at mandirs following the Shakti school of Hinduism where the female nature of Brahman is worshipped in the form of Kali Ma.

Kali Ma is a Hindu goddess associated with death and destruction. The name Kali means 'force of Kala or time' which makes all things transient. Despite her negative connotations, she is not actually the goddess of death, but rather of Time and Change.

The point:  Hindus would sacrifice goats to bring about change.  That is what this team needs is change.  So I say we need to sacrifice the Cubs’ Goat.

So I propose we vote to see which goat gets it.  Will it be Howry, Z, Marquis, or someone else.  It should be cathartic and it would be nice to get all our frustrations out at once.

So vote and make your case for who we should sacrifice.  Hopefully by tomorrow the Cubs will have won and all our frustrations will be tabled for a few days.

Poll
Which Cubs' Goat Gets It?
Theriot: Case for Sacrifice - Scrappiness is next to evilness.
2 votes
Z: Case for Sacrifice - Clearly he is possessed by the devil when he pitches.
0 votes
Jason Marquis: Case for Sacrifice – He pitches like a 5th starter.
1 votes
Ted Lilly: Case for Sacrifice – He throws gloves when angry and has that "Quiet, friendly next door neighbor that gets haul off by the police for being a mass murder" look.
1 votes
Bob Howry: Case for Sacrifice – A great fastball…FOR ME TO POOP ON!
33 votes
Carlos Marmol: Case for Sacrifice – His sliders are clearly possessed by the devil.
0 votes
Kerry Wood: Case for Sacrifice – Still has 2003 residue on him,
0 votes
DLee: Case for Sacrifice – Power numbers are down and Hoff is so much better than him.
4 votes
AmRam: Case for Sacrifice – 3 errors tonight? WTF!!!
0 votes
Sori: Case for Sacrifice –He’s a guess-hacking, selfish player. When he catches a fly ball he looks like a goat.
2 votes
Fukudome: Case for Sacrifice – Has slumped for 2 months now. His name causes people to chant. He’s a foreigner.
1 votes
Jim Edmonds: Case for Sacrifice – Former Cardinal Great (enough said).
0 votes
DeRo: Case for Sacrifice – The man is far too good looking for anyone’s good.
1 votes
Geo Soto: Case for Sacrifice – His name sounds like it should belong to euro-trash. He looks like euro-trash.
0 votes
D Ward: Case for Sacrifice – Only has 7 pitch hits in 50 Abs. Is made of 100% beef.
2 votes
Ronny Cedeno: Case for Sacrifice – Like the Hype around ONEDEC, he is expected to be on this list but for no real good reason.
2 votes
Mike Fontenot: His name sounds French. Good enough reason.
0 votes
Felix Pie: Case for Sacrifice – Not on the team since May but this is still all his fault.
0 votes
Rich Hill: Case for Sacrifice – Pedro Cerrano (Major League) bats no like Curve Ball and neither does Rich Hill’s arm.
3 votes
I like this team. Can’t we just go to KFC and sacrifice a bucket of chicken?
23 votes
You are a pagan and a heathen and clearly hate God and America.
13 votes

88 votes | Poll has closed

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or Al Yellon, managing editor (unless it's a FanPost posted by Al). FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable baseball fans.

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Sooo...you're suggesting we form an angry mob...

…drag one of these players from the Cubs clubhouse, throw him on an alter and murder him in some sort of ritualistic ceremony? I just want to know what I’m signing up for here.

"I see the playoff schedule posted in the paper, and that stuff makes me nervous because you can't take anything for granted. We have a great team. We have a really good team. We're playing well, but we haven't won yet." - Jim Edmonds, 8/31/08

by dat cubfan daver on Sep 3, 2008 9:27 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but only metaphorically speaking.

This post in no way condones any kind of real animal or human sacrifices.

Theriot, Fonty, and Johnson = The Scrappy Pyramid of Victory

by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on Sep 3, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

was worth reading.

Free Ronny Cedeno

by Kansas25 on Sep 3, 2008 10:24 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

-1

Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

by dtpollitt on Sep 3, 2008 11:44 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was more a play on words.

I but I too agree it should go away

Theriot, Fonty, and Johnson = The Scrappy Pyramid of Victory

by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Love It

The whole Ted Lilly looking like a Mass Murderer thing! I nearly fell off my chair from laughing so hard!

by renke81 on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I loved this

From Lilly’s serial killer look to pooping on Howry’s "fast"ball to US Grade A Daryle, this was a classic poll. Good work.

This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by HectorVillanueva on Sep 3, 2008 2:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So we're not going to drag Howry out onto an alter

and sacrifice him in some sort of ritualistic ceremony? Did he not win the vote? ^

Damn, that was the most excited I’ve been in 5 days. Way to set me up, and then yank the rug out from under me….

by Jimsil on Sep 3, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So..

are we going to get some food or what? Chicken, goat cheese, whatever.
I’m hungry!

by cubsgirl2 on Sep 4, 2008 8:57 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There's the idea!

Turn the goat into goat cheese!

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al on Sep 4, 2008 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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