Where's your Felix Pie NOWWWWW (using my best Edward G. Robinson from The Ten Commandandments voice)?
Okay Pie lovers, why hasn't he been called up now that the Iowa Cubs are finished in the Journeyman Wonder League playoffs, er I mean Triple A playoffs? Lets see what that pile o' crap Pie can do this go around. Even Pie deserves a farewell tour before he heads off to play for the Triple A team of the Washington Nationals or Yomuiri Giants next season.
75 words are about 73 more words then I want to waste on Felix Pe. But duty and honor necessitate that I keep on typing until the warning box goes away.
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Devastatingly succinct. However....

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Sep 8, 2008 4:06 PM CDT 0 recs
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
"There's a lot of things we don't tell you." Lou Pinella
by derv on Sep 8, 2008 4:09 PM CDT 0 recs
That sounds preferable to reading this hateful drivel.
"I see the playoff schedule posted in the paper, and that stuff makes me nervous because you can't take anything for granted. We have a great team. We have a really good team. We're playing well, but we haven't won yet." - Jim Edmonds, 8/31/08
by dat cubfan daver on
Sep 8, 2008 4:11 PM CDT
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Yeah, at least a stomach pump...
…might help with the bleach.
"I see the playoff schedule posted in the paper, and that stuff makes me nervous because you can't take anything for granted. We have a great team. We have a really good team. We're playing well, but we haven't won yet." - Jim Edmonds, 8/31/08
by dat cubfan daver on
Sep 8, 2008 4:51 PM CDT
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Don't you want to hang out with the bleach boys, baby?
In a land where midgets murder golf pros.
Dead Milkmen. Nice.
Before each game, please remember to feed the bats.
by Cool Hand on
Sep 8, 2008 7:30 PM CDT
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Wow...
I have no love for Pie, but this seems a bit harsh. Felix must have done something to your family in a previous life…
I really see no reason to call him back except to pinch run. No need to take any ABs away from Johnson or Edmonds at this point.
Way back... outta here!!!
by Chubby Hugs on Sep 8, 2008 4:10 PM CDT 0 recs
Maybe as a late-inning defensive replacement, too?
"I see the playoff schedule posted in the paper, and that stuff makes me nervous because you can't take anything for granted. We have a great team. We have a really good team. We're playing well, but we haven't won yet." - Jim Edmonds, 8/31/08
by dat cubfan daver on
Sep 8, 2008 4:11 PM CDT
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I suppose
He is not a huge step up from Johnson, but I suppose you could put Johnson in LF for defense and Pie in CF.
He adds little value though. If we don’t see him it won’t bother me.
Where does this leave us for next year though?
Way back... outta here!!!
by Chubby Hugs on
Sep 8, 2008 4:14 PM CDT
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A defensive centerfielder of his caliber...
…adds a lot of value in my book. I’ve been trying not to comment too much on the postseason until the Cubs actually clinch a spot, but how great would be if, when the Cubs are leading late in a game, Lou could put RJ in left, Pie in center and Dome in right? That’s a pretty solid defensive outfield right there.
"I see the playoff schedule posted in the paper, and that stuff makes me nervous because you can't take anything for granted. We have a great team. We have a really good team. We're playing well, but we haven't won yet." - Jim Edmonds, 8/31/08
by dat cubfan daver on
Sep 8, 2008 4:21 PM CDT
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he is a HUGE step up from Johnson
he’s got the arm, which Johnson does not, and he’ll make catches on the run that Johnson will have to dive for.
Never mind the amazing leap up from Edmonds that he’ll be.
Our 2008 Chicago Cubs -- FINDING WAYS TO WIN!
by drewishdrewid on
Sep 8, 2008 7:24 PM CDT
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Sadly enough, I cannot disagree.
"I see the playoff schedule posted in the paper, and that stuff makes me nervous because you can't take anything for granted. We have a great team. We have a really good team. We're playing well, but we haven't won yet." - Jim Edmonds, 8/31/08
by dat cubfan daver on
Sep 8, 2008 8:32 PM CDT
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Even though a tad on the harsh side
Where is Felix? I have a sad feeling the guy will never hit major league pitching.
"Have You heard of the Boom on Mizar 5?"
by Grockcubs on
Sep 8, 2008 10:31 PM CDT
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Well right now he and Harden
have been as much help to the Cubs in the last two weeks. Clearly Lou does not want Pie
as he did not want Eyre, Lieber etc. The fact that Pie is NOT called up when he clearly would have use ( speed, defense) is indicative of how Lou allows his emotions to get the
better of his baseball judgement. Who would rather have on the roster Pie or Howry ?
"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
by Doggie Stalker on Sep 8, 2008 4:15 PM CDT 0 recs
didnt' the AAA season end just yesterday?
I mean, give it a day or so, no?
Our 2008 Chicago Cubs -- FINDING WAYS TO WIN!
by drewishdrewid on
Sep 8, 2008 7:24 PM CDT
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Is your wife
not paying enough attention to you that you have to post this for attention? What a sad creature you are.
by sue369 on Sep 8, 2008 4:23 PM CDT 0 recs
The line of anxious men forms to my right gentlemen....
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on
Sep 8, 2008 4:50 PM CDT
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LMAO
And Sue, you know that this is just a BlueMike farewell tour.
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
by Hammer on
Sep 8, 2008 6:14 PM CDT
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what again?
he’s worse than the Stones.
Our 2008 Chicago Cubs -- FINDING WAYS TO WIN!
by drewishdrewid on
Sep 8, 2008 7:25 PM CDT
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or Michael Jordan!
Kwa...Ki...Sur...Pee...Nee...Ku?
by Kinky Reggae on
Sep 9, 2008 8:03 AM CDT
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You're not speaking from a position of experience with MDBNIU....
Sue is.
just sayin’
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on
Sep 8, 2008 4:49 PM CDT
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I've read his stuff.
But continuing personal attacks seems pointless and silly.
There’s zero need for it.
by Arbusto on
Sep 8, 2008 4:52 PM CDT
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And if the dislike is so great
Why even enter his post? Seriously.
by Arbusto on
Sep 8, 2008 4:54 PM CDT
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I, for one, think MDBNIU is great....
he’s a blast to have around, breaks up the monotonous routine every once in awhile.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on
Sep 8, 2008 4:56 PM CDT
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I agree
I don’t agree with what he says but his viewpoint is valid, as far as I’m concerned.
I just don’t get the hatred.
by Arbusto on
Sep 8, 2008 4:58 PM CDT
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Had you been around for the nasty personal attacks on Sue...
… you’d understand. He was banned for the last one. What Sue did was pretty tame in comparison.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on
Sep 8, 2008 5:34 PM CDT
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I'm sure you're right Al
But it would still be great if EVERYBODY could refrain from personal attacks on this site. I, for one, have a lot better time here when it’s just about baseball and the Cubs and the drama is left at the door.
by bluekoolaide on
Sep 8, 2008 6:36 PM CDT
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Exactly
It’s wrong of him to attack people, too, but just coming into his post purely to insult him doesn’t seem to be any better.
Vicious cycle.
by Arbusto on
Sep 8, 2008 9:13 PM CDT
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+100
"Manny Trillo is coming in to pinch run. You know, for a lot of teams, you would pinch run for Manny Trillo." - Harry Caray
by Archie on
Sep 9, 2008 9:43 AM CDT
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Yeah I hate the drama
right after a Cub loss where the truest Cub fans come in here and call the players names and say the team sucks. That’s so pleasant. Then there are some who if you disagree with them call you an idiot. Wish they would leave that kind of drama at rhe door too.
by sue369 on
Sep 9, 2008 2:09 PM CDT
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Is this end of the woodenlegs/Su3e69 ticket ?
I thought the VP had to at least in public slavishly agree to all the top of the ticket said.
"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
by Doggie Stalker on
Sep 8, 2008 4:58 PM CDT
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We are the new breed of candidates...
we can’t conform to the failures of the past if we are to make a better future!
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on
Sep 8, 2008 4:59 PM CDT
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Now that the AAA playoffs are over
are there any power arms that we can pilfer from Iowa?
Brian McRae's 5 O'Clock Shadow
by PurpleLineToWrigley on Sep 8, 2008 4:26 PM CDT 0 recs
I think we already took them all
Which is prolly part of the reason they are done with the playoffs.
Your 2008 Missouri Tigers! #6 2-0 (0-0). Next up Saturday home vs. Nevada. Chase for Heisman!
by nji232 on
Sep 8, 2008 4:34 PM CDT
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The real question is...
…did you stay for the whole game on Saturday? And if so, how did Gabbert look?
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by PurpleLineToWrigley on
Sep 8, 2008 4:40 PM CDT
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Ok took a while for a response
I left a halftime, Bad fan bs be damned, that second half would have been boring as hell. I did have some friends stay. They said Gabbert looked like a freshman, but showed promise and a strong arm. Chase Patton looked pretty good as well (at least thats what I was told). Pinkel really scaled back the playcalling though because he didn’t want to run up the score.
Your 2008 Missouri Tigers! #6 2-0 (0-0). Next up Saturday home vs. Nevada. Chase for Heisman!
by nji232 on
Sep 8, 2008 5:34 PM CDT
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And
How do we know we won’t see him tomorrow in St. Louis? It’s an offday. They hardly will make announcements today.
Go Cubs
by cubstoseriesby100 on Sep 8, 2008 4:27 PM CDT 0 recs
Agreed.
Most teams won’t make a roster move on their off day. Tomorrow around this time we’ll all know if Felix has been recalled.
I love to play baseball. I'm a baseball player. I've always been a baseball player. I'm still a baseball player. That's who I am. - Ryne Sandberg
by Trey2317 on
Sep 8, 2008 4:36 PM CDT
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Let's hope and pray that happens...
…so we can all laugh our asses off in this very fanpost (assuming Al doesn’t delete it first).
"I see the playoff schedule posted in the paper, and that stuff makes me nervous because you can't take anything for granted. We have a great team. We have a really good team. We're playing well, but we haven't won yet." - Jim Edmonds, 8/31/08
by dat cubfan daver on
Sep 8, 2008 4:39 PM CDT
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I think I'll leave it.
Provides some needed humor. Let’s keep the personal stuff to a minimum.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on
Sep 8, 2008 5:35 PM CDT
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that would be so wonderful....Pie back and Blue Mike looks like a um...well
…enough said.
"When I got to Chicago, fans came to Wrigley Field just to have fun, now they come to see us win. The expectations have changed, for the players and for the fans. It’s about winning." Kerry Wood, 7/14/08
by JB 23 on
Sep 8, 2008 6:12 PM CDT
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Wow
Is this post actually serious? If so, you have some SERIOUS issues.
by kanderber on Sep 8, 2008 4:30 PM CDT 0 recs
the least of which is...
sand impaction.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on
Sep 8, 2008 4:32 PM CDT
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Sand impoundment...
Brian McRae's 5 O'Clock Shadow
by PurpleLineToWrigley on
Sep 8, 2008 4:40 PM CDT
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i figured i wouldn't like this fanpost
but i read it in hopes another classic line like “pound some sad….” would come out
by cubswynn on
Sep 8, 2008 7:16 PM CDT
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Wait this is really funny.
Blue Mike is using a line from a character who turns out to be DEAD wrong on the most important issue in his life and mocks God ?. I mean I am atheist but a movie buff and I found this hysterical.
"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
by Doggie Stalker on Sep 8, 2008 4:41 PM CDT 0 recs
Just as long as he's not mocking Piniella....
then he’d have to kick his own ass.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on
Sep 8, 2008 4:50 PM CDT
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Or, more likely, pound sand in it.
"I see the playoff schedule posted in the paper, and that stuff makes me nervous because you can't take anything for granted. We have a great team. We have a really good team. We're playing well, but we haven't won yet." - Jim Edmonds, 8/31/08
by dat cubfan daver on
Sep 8, 2008 4:50 PM CDT
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Wow.
Can’t imagine posting something that negative did you or anyone any good. I wish I had been “piece of crappy” enough to play major league baseball, even for a few months.
""At the end of the day, boys, you don't tell me how rough the water is, you bring in the ship." -- Steve Stone
by kentmeister on Sep 8, 2008 4:54 PM CDT 0 recs
It entertained people for a few minutes
And will continue to do so as long as people keep replying.
by Arbusto on
Sep 8, 2008 4:57 PM CDT
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Yeah...everyone stop replying!
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on
Sep 8, 2008 4:57 PM CDT
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OK?
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on
Sep 8, 2008 4:58 PM CDT
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Good.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on
Sep 8, 2008 4:58 PM CDT
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I imagine he’s at home, relaxing, and probably a tad sore from the long season. He may be watching Vikings v Packers tonight, or he may be playing some SPORE, a new game released last night. I imagine that’s what he’s doing tonight.
Dan
Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
by dtpollitt on Sep 8, 2008 5:43 PM CDT 0 recs
Felix is a hardline anti-DRM crusader
I read about it on his baseball card. No Spore for him.
by dr stabbingworth on
Sep 9, 2008 8:21 AM CDT
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Felix should be brought up just to make Alfonso happy
I’ll bet the numbers show that Alfonso played better last season when Felix was up with the big club. The two were roommates last year and obviously good friends. Bring him up just to make your star happy for a couple weeks. Maybe get his bat going again (3HR game aside obviously).
Your 2008 Missouri Tigers! #6 2-0 (0-0). Next up Saturday home vs. Nevada. Chase for Heisman!
by nji232 on Sep 8, 2008 5:49 PM CDT 0 recs
Athough I disagree with you
…I completly get your point.
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
by Hammer on
Sep 8, 2008 6:15 PM CDT
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Careful now...
…keep talkin’ like that and he may put you in his doghouse.
"I see the playoff schedule posted in the paper, and that stuff makes me nervous because you can't take anything for granted. We have a great team. We have a really good team. We're playing well, but we haven't won yet." - Jim Edmonds, 8/31/08
by dat cubfan daver on
Sep 8, 2008 8:34 PM CDT
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um maybe it could be because we haven't played yet since their series loss?
2008 Cubs: Who needs nine innings, when you only need a 7th?
by Chanman25 on Sep 8, 2008 6:18 PM CDT 0 recs
come on.....thatd be too easy :)
Hes coming up, IMO.
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
by Hammer on
Sep 8, 2008 6:24 PM CDT
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And this about all I have to add:

Hey Chicago, what do ya say....
by halfblindcubbiegirl on Sep 8, 2008 6:31 PM CDT 0 recs
The gay firefighter from I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry?
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
by Hammer on
Sep 8, 2008 6:39 PM CDT
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lol
just one my favorite exasperated responses from a message board i hang out at sometimes…seemed to fit here
Captain Sisko from DS9. :-)
Was he in Chuck & Larry? I never saw it. It looked painfully stupid… sort of like this thread.
Hey Chicago, what do ya say....
by halfblindcubbiegirl on
Sep 8, 2008 6:42 PM CDT
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Actually I think Im wrong.
The guy from that movie is Wing rhames (sp?) he is also from Pulp Fiction. Needless to say he is great in both movies buy plays COMPLETLY different characters.
Your guy is the principal from American History X
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
by Hammer on
Sep 8, 2008 6:47 PM CDT
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Ving Rhames
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
by Hammer on
Sep 8, 2008 6:49 PM CDT
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Wing Rhames!
LOL… that’s the first think in this thread that I enjoyed. Thank you Hammer.
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by digitalbenjamin on
Sep 9, 2008 9:06 AM CDT
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Painfully stupid movie but is also painfully funny.
Good pass the time movie. Like most Sandler movies its good to have in the background while pre-drinking on a Fri night.
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
by Hammer on
Sep 8, 2008 6:48 PM CDT
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That's Captain Sisko.
Actor’s name: Avery Brooks. In the series, Sisko was a huge baseball fan who used to keep a baseball on his desk at the space station and toss it up and down whenever he was nervous.
"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx
by Al on
Sep 8, 2008 8:14 PM CDT
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Wasn't he also Hawk
on Robert Urich’s Spenser: For Hire?
"This team makes your ulcers have a baby." ~Mark Grace
by Goodie1969 on
Sep 8, 2008 8:49 PM CDT
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Ah - Hawk. He was a badass.
"There's a lot of things we don't tell you." Lou Pinella
by derv on
Sep 8, 2008 9:04 PM CDT
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LOL, perfect.
"I see the playoff schedule posted in the paper, and that stuff makes me nervous because you can't take anything for granted. We have a great team. We have a really good team. We're playing well, but we haven't won yet." - Jim Edmonds, 8/31/08
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