Speaking of which check out this link

http://www.cubworld.com/category/wwa.aaron_miles/

I think they may have a hard time selling that for ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY BUCKS.

Good lord. I would think they have plenty of these left and would need to get rid of them.

I have never seen someone with so much time on their hands.

This morning, three posters here at BCB wrote that the Cubs are interested in acquiring Brian Roberts AND Jake Peavy. Cubs GM Jim Hendry bought breakfast for everyone. Meanwhile, Hendry said that Milton Bradley would be traded to the Buffalo Bills for Terrell Owens. Hendry also said that Rich Harden strained his shoulder opening his arbitration offer letter, and that Carlos Zambrano said he would buy beers and hot dogs for everyone at the Cubs Convention. Former Cub Mark DeRosa went to Rome to be canonized by Pope Benedict while Bradley was offered to the Rays, then Rangers, then Mariners, and they all said no. The Cubs tried to get the Nippon Ham Fighters to take Aaron Miles’ contract, but they refused because the Cubs INSISTED on throwing Aaron Heilman into the deal. In the upcoming Rule 5 draft, the Cubs are going to select someone who will waste a roster spot for half the season. The Cubs’ plans for Sam Fuld in 2010 include making him the team rabbi. Brian Roberts was located hanging out with Jake Peavy and had this comment on his possible trade to the Cubs: “GETITDONEJIM1” Finally, manager Lou Piniella’s comments about the rumors included: “Look. What do you want me to do?”

I’m sure someone is going to find fault in this post… I preemptively say “get over yourself.”

Rudy for the hitting coach and trade Milton somewhere, sign Abreu..

NEVER. Perhaps " agrees to be official team statistician for extra $50,000" might be an option.

Mark DeRosa, who made Cardinal in June, was elected Pope in August. He was in Rome to canonize his biggest fan — Mother Teresa — before touring the ruins of his dream gridiron, the Colosseum.

Great post, Al!