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Around SBN: Jerry Sandusky's Wife Tries To Run A Reporter Over

Written by a whistleblower selling a book, so take it with however many grains of salt you need.

But if it's true, I hope the son who put Ted in there is in Hell being forced to listen to Paris Hilton reciting Shakespeare backwards.

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Ugh.

John Henry made the decision to have his father’s body taken to Alcor for freezing, setting off a battle with his half-sister, who said her father had wanted to be cremated. The matter was settled in December 2002, when Bobby Jo Williams Ferrell, Ted Williams’ oldest daughter, dropped her objections.

In a compromise finding a middle-ground between their original wishes, John Henry and Bobby Jo Williams Ferrell agreed to store Ted’s body at room temperature…

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 2, 2009 9:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Ted Williams poor head

I love how they cut off the head, and think that will somehow help people revive them in the future.

Just say no to players named Aaron on the Cubs.

by nji232 on Oct 2, 2009 10:23 AM CDT reply actions  

Worked on FutureRama...

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 2, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remarkable

You wonder what the hell people think about. Become a combination of Springer and Maury Povich.

by Grockcubs on Oct 2, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions  

Creepy

Two words:

“Severed head”

But then it got worse:
“baseball-like swings " & “monkey wrench”

C’mon monkey wrench? Its a damn pipe wrench!
What is this guy trying to write a Mickey Spilane novel?

"Ask Dad. He'll know. And on the off chance he doesn't, he'll make something up"

by StevenABQ on Oct 2, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

General question for the regular BCB cryogentic reader/s:

How many “monkey wrench swings” can a 6 year old frozen head take?

"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks

by dtpollitt on Oct 2, 2009 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

You just can't find

Reputable cryogentic companies these days.

by BucknerKongCardenal on Oct 2, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Ted, we somehow know you better now

Read about this equally bizarre bit of art here.

Blue mountains high .. Blue valleys low
I don't know which way we will go ..
One summer dream .. one summer dream ..

coda

ELO, 1975

by cubnational on Oct 3, 2009 1:39 AM CDT reply actions  

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