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I could have gone my entire life

without knowing that Phillips has a birthmark on his inner thigh.

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Oct 21, 2009 9:43 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's see if I got this stratight - Harold Reynolds hugs a co-worker and gets fired

But Steve Phillips has an affair with a co-worker that turns into a Fatal Attraction-like sex scandal involving police and and will soon be covered by TMZ and all the tabloids. And for all this, he gets suspended for only a week?

Hmm… Bob Watson must be in charge of discipline over at ESPN now…

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Oct 21, 2009 9:47 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

"The big possums walk late." - Harry Caray

by memphiscub on Oct 21, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN's spin was that there were other incidents with Harnold Reynolds

and he was told that he would be finished with ESPN if anything else happened. That’s what I read at the time Harold was fired.

Hey, it's a new century!

by cowsarecool220 on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Non-consensual hugging

…which apparently was part of a pattern of such behavior.

by Wreckard on Oct 21, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The woman involved alleged something more than that happened.

Plus it wasn’t Reynolds’ first incident at ESPN. Allegedly he had been warned that any incident could lead to his termination.

by Fraggin Judge on Oct 25, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never liked Steve Phillips

this is just another reason.

This is only the beginning....Lou Pinella end of '07 season and Chicago Transit Authority (the band when they were really good).

by mrcubsfan on Oct 21, 2009 10:00 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ditto

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Oct 21, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately,

as I get older, this is a situation that I see play out way too often. At what point will people understand that a grown man, and a 20-something girl is probably the world’s worst match?

by Damen Jackson on Oct 21, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+Top10

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Oct 21, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bill and Monica

I only live 8 miles from Arkansas and voted for Bill, but there’s a prime example of what you mean.

"The big possums walk late." - Harry Caray

by memphiscub on Oct 21, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not too many people get the memo, I think

Blue mountains high .. Blue valleys low
I don't know which way we will go ..
One summer dream .. one summer dream ..

coda

ELO, 1975

by cubnational on Oct 21, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kendra is so trashy and not very attractive for a bunny

"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet

by propheteer on Oct 21, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the Barbie

on the left can’t dance.

Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT

by sue369 on Oct 22, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bridget (in the middle) is the prettiest and apparently also the smartest.

She has earned a Master’s Degree in Communications, which makes her over-qualified to have her own news show on MSNBC.

"Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things." ~Winston Churchill

by Goodie1969 on Oct 22, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read that as well

Way over qualified to be a playmate as well.

"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet

by propheteer on Oct 22, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What. A. Moron.

I’m not gonna go on the record with what I really think, but only one week of suspension? C’mon…

by chilango2 on Oct 21, 2009 10:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At Least Phillips Is Still Alive

The story surrounding Steve McNair’s death is even creepier than this one.

"The big possums walk late." - Harry Caray

by memphiscub on Oct 21, 2009 11:04 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Blue mountains high .. Blue valleys low
I don't know which way we will go ..
One summer dream .. one summer dream ..

coda

ELO, 1975

by cubnational on Oct 21, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good for his wife for finally giving him the boot!

She’ll be better off without the jerk.

How terrible for his kids to have to deal with not only their parents divorcing, but it must be awful for the details of their father’s affair to be so public.

Hey, it's a new century!

by cowsarecool220 on Oct 21, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is a classic example of the little head thinking for the big head.

Not much else to add.

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 21, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The University of Michigan just announced their athletic director is stepping down in 2010.

Maybe Steve should send them a resume…

heh, heh…

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 21, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job Steve

I guess running the first girl wasn’t enough. It is funny that Reynolds gets the boot and old Stevie boy has a job. Sure Reynolds might have had other issues, but how could it top this?

by Grockcubs on Oct 21, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Update

Phillips was granted an "extended leave of absence.

I’m betting he won’t be back.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al on Oct 21, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good

Now if they will just get rid of Joe Morgan, I will start watching Espn a little more!

I would sleep with Blou if it meant the Cubs would win a WS. by Doggie Stalker on Aug 22, 2009 4:11 PM EDT

by cubsluver22 on Oct 21, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We could get a pool together

to start an intern search.

"This season has been everything most of us feared it would be[.]"

Mike Rutherford, Card Chronicle

http://www.cardchronicle.com/

by Villeslgr on Oct 23, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She…is…not…attractive.

"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks

by dtpollitt on Oct 21, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Neither is he.

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Oct 21, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

no flower is she. Well maybe she is a five tool player…

"All I want is food and creative love" - Rusted Root

by TheRiot Police on Oct 21, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

Just saw some other pics thinking things would be better than the headshot. Yeeech.

"Ask Dad. He'll know. And on the off chance he doesn't, he'll make something up"

by StevenABQ on Oct 21, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm...

Remember kids, Facebook only seems like forever, until you get a police record.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Oct 22, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Al,

I think you work in the TV biz, right?

Would a production assistant (what do they do, anyway?) have anything to gain (i.e., promotion, better working hours, better assignments) by sleeping with one of the show’s “stars” under coercion?

"I've never complained about it. I'm thankful to have a jersey." Mark DeRosa, 22 Aug 2007

by DeRoMyHero on Oct 21, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ultimately, no.

There is NOTHING to gain from this type of behavior. Well, except a social disease…

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 21, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to my knowledge.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al on Oct 21, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YUP

First, a PA stands for ‘Production Assistant’. Basically they do the crap nobody wants to do. Get lunch, go get ‘star X’ out of their trailer, run some gear to or from the production truck, go through the archives digging for footage of dropped third strikes, etc.

I’ve been a PA, on films, not for a permanent TV show, but as a day player.

But if the ‘star’ is a significant part of the franchise, yes, they can certainly have an impact over the career of a PA. Say Mr. Phillips is working on a 4 minute piece about the Angel’s defense, and as the ‘journalist’ he has input over who he wants to produce it, he could easily say ‘Hey, I’ve seen some of this girl’s work and I think she’s ready, and I’d like her to at least Co-Produce with one of our veteran producers’.

Boom. This PA can now start adding ‘Producer – ESPN’ to her resume and increase her average day rate and open more doors for herself in her career.

Now, he can’t really turn her from being a PA to being an everday producer at ESPN, but he can certainly grease the wheels for her to go up a rung or two far quicker than she might otherwise.

I’ve been freelancing in production and editing in Chicago for the past four years. It is 95% about who you know. If I had let Steve Phillips plow me in his car, I bet I’d be making a TON more than I am now. Just sayin.

by WittyUserName on Oct 21, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The real question is

would you have let Steve Phillips blow you in his car?

"It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies." - Mike Royko

by DTJchris on Oct 22, 2009 2:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh man

that was supposed to say plow

"It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies." - Mike Royko

by DTJchris on Oct 22, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Took you quite a while to notice the typo...

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 22, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Took you quite a while to notice the typo...

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 22, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no idea why this double posted...

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 22, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, that was the next time I logged in

"It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies." - Mike Royko

by DTJchris on Oct 22, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol!

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 23, 2009 5:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

twhs

If the world didn't suck we would all fall off.

by carolinacub on Oct 23, 2009 7:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harold gets fired for hugging a hoe..

..and this dbag gets one week suspension?? lmao..

We Got This!

by cubbiebear316 on Oct 21, 2009 5:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Surely you can see the difference between consensual and non . . .

Plus, Reynolds had been warned.

Phillips is still slimy, but that doesn’t mean Reynolds was treated unfairly.

I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson

by Shanghai Badger on Oct 22, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't wait to see the next 8:05 a.m. ESPN Offices commercial

Blue mountains high .. Blue valleys low
I don't know which way we will go ..
One summer dream .. one summer dream ..

coda

ELO, 1975

by cubnational on Oct 21, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The blogs are all saying

that ESPN, with its “star power” of the anchors, the jocks all hanging around used to getting whatever tail fancied them and the fact that there is nothing to do but drink, fight and f—k in Bristol leads to this.

And this is a ton more, from the whispers they are reporting.

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Oct 21, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I am trying to be as diplomatic about this as possible but....

Did anyone else see the picture of the chick?

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/gal_saw_affair_with_espn_steve_phillips_tevaoeTPhWS3WDDEW3xkaJ

That is the picture of her…

Now i am in a committed relationship of a year and half with no kids but seriously if i had a wife and four kids and i was willing to risk my career which i am nicely rewarded for (even though i sucked at my previous job which got me my cush job) and my family i would have been getting it on with a much hotter slampiece. She looks like a dude. Gross.

To all the young readers out there dont dip the pen in the company ink. It never works out well. Trust Phillips, Harold Reynolds, Sean Salsbury, and others. (End gossip column rant)

ps. i apologize for the use of the term slampiece but after seeing what this “man” looked like this was the worse affair decision in terms of looks since maybe Monica. (That really isnt political. JFK had an amazing woman. Bill not so much. I would think the leader of the free world could do better.)

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

by fischisgod on Oct 21, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Some solid advice for the youngens

Future generations will forever be able to look to this post for solid advice.

Life is parallel to hell but I must maintain

by dr stabbingworth on Oct 22, 2009 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ranks right up there with

“Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan.”

"Fasten those seatbelts"-Pat Hughes

by katie casey on Oct 22, 2009 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"That's good advice"!

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 22, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She don't...

look any worse than some of his trades/signings while GM!

I would sleep with Blou if it meant the Cubs would win a WS. by Doggie Stalker on Aug 22, 2009 4:11 PM EDT

by cubsluver22 on Oct 22, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently

Phillips also has a problem with alcohol.

"This season has been everything most of us feared it would be[.]"

Mike Rutherford, Card Chronicle

http://www.cardchronicle.com/

by Villeslgr on Oct 23, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to mention evaluating baseball players.

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Oct 23, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big black-eye for espn
“I have some saved if you want to see them.”

This story fits fatal attraction to a “t.”

"Repetition is only good when you've been winning." - Valet

by propheteer on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Definitely thought she was a man

Like possibly his son. That’s so bizarre…

"If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom,' but nobody beats me." ~ Leo Durocher

by Musicdude10 on Oct 22, 2009 10:00 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I've got no sympathy for Steve

However, the details of his personal life aren’t really my business in the first place.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Oct 22, 2009 10:04 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hesitate to do this...

…but if you want to see a few more pics of Phillips’ paramour, go here. And if you’d like to read some truly cruel, heartless, immature, inappropriate and hilarious remarks on her physical appearance, check out the comments.

Catch my act on Twitter as @dat_cubfan_dave.

by dat cubfan daver on Oct 22, 2009 10:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My favorite...
She looks like the singer Meatloaf or my wife’s meatloaf. I can’t decide

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on Oct 22, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are so many classics.

Here’s a baseball-related one:

THAT’S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU TRADE SCOTT KAZMIR FOR VICTOR ZAMBRANO, HE GLADLY TRADED HIS FAMILY FOR WHAT LOOKS LIKE VICTOR ZAMBRANO IN DRAG.

Of course, I find such behavior morally reprehensible and do not condone it.

Catch my act on Twitter as @dat_cubfan_dave.

by dat cubfan daver on Oct 22, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch...

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on Oct 22, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kind of liked:
I was wondering what Benny Agbayani was up to these days

"This next song... it's about the White Sox. It's called: F*** Em'." - Eddie Vedder

by PacificCub on Oct 23, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would say the love-child of Rosie O'Donell and Jon Lovitz

if, you know, such a union were possible

"Enough foreplay- let's get crackin'"- Fred Garvin

by davidalanu on Oct 23, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's disgusting

How could you even type something like that? What’s wrong with you?

I would sleep with Blou if it meant the Cubs would win a WS. by Doggie Stalker on Aug 22, 2009 4:11 PM EDT

by cubsluver22 on Oct 23, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't have that kind of time.

"Enough foreplay- let's get crackin'"- Fred Garvin

by davidalanu on Oct 23, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, here you go

"Enough foreplay- let's get crackin'"- Fred Garvin

by davidalanu on Oct 23, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. That's the ticket!

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 24, 2009 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 22, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phillips had to take what was left

Schlereth gets the A-listers. Hell, Golic probably has a better pick of the litter than that.

I’m going to be nice and say that I think that girl would be an awesome catcher. Ain’t NOTHING getting by her.

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Oct 23, 2009 6:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

I would sleep with Blou if it meant the Cubs would win a WS. by Doggie Stalker on Aug 22, 2009 4:11 PM EDT

by cubsluver22 on Oct 23, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what I don't get...

Why it always seems like the girls in these cases are just a wee bit delusional. You really think a married man is going to leave his wife and kids when he’s already had affairs in the past?

by hmlee on Oct 22, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In this case

Steve Phillips is just a wee bit delusional.

You really think this girl is going to become more attractive?

No amount of Tequilla is going to change that, even if the first time was in St. Louis.

"Ask Dad. He'll know. And on the off chance he doesn't, he'll make something up"

by StevenABQ on Oct 22, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phillips had a messy affair while GM of the Mets

He’s a douche bag.

"Cubs will win 79 to 83 games." BLou (7/21/09)

by BLou on Oct 22, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well said.

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 23, 2009 5:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Normally, I wouldn't condone that sort of namecalling.

But in this case, you happen to be correct.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al on Oct 23, 2009 7:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The plot thickens -

Heh

http://thebiglead.com/?p=25537

It’s not bad enough that Phillips chose a chunky girl. He also chose a crazy chunky girl.

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Oct 23, 2009 8:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

She wanted to say no

But then saw the hair.

"That pitch wasn’t down and in, that pitch was down and up." Tim McCarver

by wrigleyrocker12 on Oct 23, 2009 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or he lured her with donuts covered in honey

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Oct 23, 2009 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, what a complete wacko.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al on Oct 23, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did she really use the phrase "strong drink"?

What is this, Victorian England?

Catch my act on Twitter as @dat_cubfan_dave.

by dat cubfan daver on Oct 23, 2009 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or M*A*S*H...

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 23, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"That's no moon. It's a Production Assistant!"

"Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things." ~Winston Churchill

by Goodie1969 on Oct 23, 2009 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could make a Princess Leia joke.

But I think I won’t.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al on Oct 23, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

...something about a "scruffy nerfherder"...?

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 23, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Turn the ship around!"

"Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things." ~Winston Churchill

by Goodie1969 on Oct 23, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Oct 23, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ability to eat an entire box of donuts at one sitting

is insignificant compared to the power of the Force!

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Oct 23, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it, Lucas

You’re messing with continuity again. Darth Vader NEVER met Jabba the Hutt!

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Oct 23, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Brooke, I am your father..."

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 24, 2009 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ewwww

That’s worse

I would sleep with Blou if it meant the Cubs would win a WS. by Doggie Stalker on Aug 22, 2009 4:11 PM EDT

by cubsluver22 on Oct 23, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phillips apparently needs to see his opthamologist as soon as possible.

I’m guessing cataracts.

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 24, 2009 7:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This would explain a large number of ESPN baseball telecasts.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al on Oct 24, 2009 8:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 24, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good god.

She makes Brooke look like Beyonce.

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Oct 24, 2009 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously boys ?

You are looking at the BEFORE picture right ? The one from when they actually had the affair. Looks better than
Brooke to me .

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Oct 24, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, Jessica. That looks like Imelda Marcos before she has had her coffee

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Oct 24, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well the other chick looked worse to me but what do I know

I may look worse than both of them.

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Oct 24, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Neither of the two look good

But I’m with Worf on this.

I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson

by Shanghai Badger on Oct 25, 2009 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thankfully I will not be having an affair with Steve Phillips

because I am pretty sure my picture would get snarky comments.

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Oct 25, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

That is a whole lot of u.g.l.y. As in something your enemy captors through in the jail cell and force you to mate with.

"Cubs will win 79 to 83 games." BLou (7/21/09)

by BLou on Oct 25, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It' over , ESPN fired him.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/baseball/mlb/10/25/phillips.firing.ap/index.html

I hope his wife takes him to the cleaners in the divorce and he ends up flipping burgers at McDonalds

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Oct 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't see this before posting the fanshot, sorry

Dude was a bad GM, bad analyst, and bad husband. Maybe he’ll finally find his place under the golden arches.

by madcow256 on Oct 25, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is rather strange that Bobby Valentine

has replaced Phillips at ESPN during the playoffs.

Hey, it's a new century!

by cowsarecool220 on Oct 26, 2009 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess Bobby'd interview with Cleveland didn't go so well

and he kept his day job

Blue mountains high .. Blue valleys low
I don't know which way we will go ..
One summer dream .. one summer dream ..

coda

ELO, 1975

by cubnational on Oct 26, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

From Mount Olympus of the sports broadcasting world ..

“Steve Phillips is no longer working for ESPN,” network spokesman Josh Krulewitz said in a statement. “His ability to be an effective representative for ESPN has been significantly and irreparably damaged, and it became evident it was time to part ways.”

50 bucks he ends up on TBS in time for next year’s playoffs.

Blue mountains high .. Blue valleys low
I don't know which way we will go ..
One summer dream .. one summer dream ..

coda

ELO, 1975

by cubnational on Oct 26, 2009 6:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

or Fox

News, not Sports

"This next song... it's about the White Sox. It's called: F*** Em'." - Eddie Vedder

by PacificCub on Oct 26, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You might be right, and I actually hope you are.

He would be a big improvement over Dick Stockton.

"I've never complained about it. I'm thankful to have a jersey." Mark DeRosa, 22 Aug 2007

by DeRoMyHero on Oct 28, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A trained chimpanzee would be an improvement over Dick Stockton.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al on Oct 29, 2009 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a dead parrot would be just as nice

Blue mountains high .. Blue valleys low
I don't know which way we will go ..
One summer dream .. one summer dream ..

coda

ELO, 1975

by cubnational on Oct 30, 2009 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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