OT - Baby Worf update - Bleed Cubbie Blue

OT - Baby Worf update

by Worf on Oct 9, 2009 10:11 AM CDT Comment 26 comments

Aramis DeAndre Sorifuldo Santo Stone Yellon Sue Milheil Derrek Carlos Worfington is doing fine. He gave us a really good night last night as far as sleeping. Mrs. Worf the Evil Cardinals Fan is doing great with the breastfeeding (and it's like Girls Gone Wild in my home. Definitely an "open-air" approach)

A.D.S.S.S.Y.S.M.D.C (that's what we call him) definitely smiled when I told him about Holliday dropping the ball.

He also has a baby superpower. He can shoot poop across the room. He got my wife, the floor, the changing table, the changing pad and maybe even a dog. (They really don't understand why we aren't rubbing HIS nose in it)

That may not seem like much, but it's certainly more than Aaron Miles brought to the table this year.

I'll check in again when I can. If you don't like these updates, I really don't care. I'm a new father. Get over it.

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Man, I remember those days

Good luck, bud. Some serious great times ahead…hope the good sleep continues!

Scott Bora$ is satan.

by Canadian Cubs Fan on Oct 9, 2009 10:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

By next spring he should be able to hit better than Aaron Miles.

He should at least get a non-roster invite to spring training.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al on Oct 9, 2009 10:24 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

We already know he can *hit better than Miles...

"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)

Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...

by Zeke on Oct 9, 2009 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love these updates.

"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks

by dtpollitt on Oct 9, 2009 10:29 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Congrats on the sleep

and here’s to the Cardinals giving him many more things to smile about.

"Fasten those seatbelts"-Pat Hughes

by katie casey on Oct 9, 2009 10:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I am only 20 months ahead of you...

…and it already seems like years ago. Congrats Worf, its the best thing that will ever happen to you.

by JB 23 on Oct 9, 2009 10:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I like "Sorifuldo"

Can hit for power AND field ? That kid is gonna be an All Star or at least have great teeth and get a scholarship to a really good college.

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Oct 9, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Funny how a baby can change one's entire conception of, uh, poop.

Hang in there – my memories of my daughter’s first week are hazy but happy.

Catch my act on Twitter as @dat_cubfan_dave.

by dat cubfan daver on Oct 9, 2009 11:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

awesome

baseball is a game of outs......pop out, ground out, line out, pitch out, strike out, fly out, and Fox and Bud's favorite black out

by Cubbie-Tim on Oct 9, 2009 11:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The smile

It might just be gas, especially when exhibiting such incredible propellant force.

Congrats on these early achievements. It gets even better further down the line.

"When you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

by vonde6 on Oct 9, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sounds like everyone

is settling in. Enjoy every moment as they go by fast.

Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT

by sue369 on Oct 9, 2009 3:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Keep the updates coming, we're all falling in love with µWorf (ADSSSYSMDC)

Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.
- The Mock Turtle, Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll -

by eths on Oct 9, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That little thing in the front.....

Can shoot rapidly also. When changing diapers always remember to— hold head to the side,not to talk and breathe through your nose! Not that I’m admitting anything just forewarning you!

Seriously though he is good luck. He comes into the world and the Deadbirds start losing! Early signs of a true Cub fan!

I would sleep with Blou if it meant the Cubs would win a WS. by Doggie Stalker on Aug 22, 2009 4:11 PM EDT

by cubsluver22 on Oct 9, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Don’t have your mouth open if you are throwing him up in the air to catch him right after he eats either. Oh and don’t let your wife catch you doing that. It really freaks us moms out.

"Fasten those seatbelts"-Pat Hughes

by katie casey on Oct 9, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and don't let Holliday throw your kid up in the air and catch him

"When you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

by vonde6 on Oct 9, 2009 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Oct 9, 2009 5:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Look out for the poop!

Catch my act on Twitter as @dat_cubfan_dave.

by dat cubfan daver on Oct 9, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great update

With two teenage daughters, these stories bring back fond memories. Your life is ever so changed and all for the good.
Good Luck, and when he is autographing baseballs how is he going to get his name on the ball?

by Grockcubs on Oct 10, 2009 6:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Congrats, Worf!

All the best to you, Mrs. Worf and little A.D.S.S.S.Y.S.M.D.C. (but you left out the E! A few vowels go a long way!)

by Emelie on Oct 10, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Very nice

Try encouraging left handedness. You know how badly we need that.

"There is no tomorrow for you, and that makes you very dangerous people."--Jimmy McGinty (Gene Hackman) The Replacements

Time is an illusion--lunch time doubly so.

by snowyman28 on Oct 10, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Keep up the updates!!

And congrats to you and the Evil Cardinals Fan (aka MOM)….how about throwing in a Santo “Big Boy” in that name too??

NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE!

by Dawson4HOF on Oct 10, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Congrats Worf

I missed the other posts about this although I do remember you and your wife were expecting.

Thank you to all who have offered prayers when I made mention. My nephew Nathan Allan Cubtoseriesby100 was born on Thursday and at his size starts on the O line fot the Bears; 9 lbs 10 ounces and 22 inches!

by cubstoseriesby100 on Oct 11, 2009 10:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

congratulations Worf...

although I feel sorry for little A.D.S.S.S.Y.S.M.D.C. when he has to fill out all the name circles in basic skills tests :-)

by Fonzie2178 on Oct 11, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No new updates on µWorf (ADSSSYSMDC) ???

with Pics?

Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.
- The Mock Turtle, Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll -

by eths on Oct 12, 2009 7:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Congrats

I snuck in the “Clark” in my baby’s middle name without my wife knowing what “Clark” meant… hehe… As long as you don’t name him Brock or Ozzie, you’re okay with me.

Proud recipient of a hot dog shot from the Iowa Cubs hot dog gun.

by IowaCubs- on Oct 12, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs