"I Want Mark DeRosa"
A bit of humor for the DeRomantics.
about 2 years ago
Al Yellon
44 comments
0 recs |
Comments
Kind of makes sense, I guess....
… Phillies are looking for a 3B, he went to college there (Penn), etc.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
Very cute.
He has an effect on people that make him irresistible. I’d love to have half his charm, looks and ability.
The pic of the three girls in bikinis
goes by waaay too quickly. I had to watch this at least five times to ogle them properly.
"Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things." ~Winston Churchill
If he signs with Philly are they then called "Phun Bags"?
"Enough foreplay- let's get crackin'"- Fred Garvin
Something tells me
the concept of paying for one’s own drinks is lost on these young ladies.
"Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things." ~Winston Churchill
This looks like Havasu
I’d be surprised if they didn’t have IVs hooked up to them, rapidly dripping Corona into their veins.
I like how this and Joe Morgan being a tool are back to back.
"This next song... it's about the White Sox. It's called: F*** Em'." - Eddie Vedder
are they coaches?
Piniella: "This is a tougher job than I thought it would be, I'm going to be honest with you."
I would like to meet them.
"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks
the chick in the middle looks like one of those ads
with the square cut jaw that bobs up and down to simulate talking.
Kind of like a Terry Gilliam cartoon in “Monty Python.”
Or their resident actress ..
![]()
My God that is freaky.
Blue mountains high .. Blue valleys low
I don't know which way we will go ..
One summer dream .. one summer dream ..
coda
ELO, 1975
by cubnational on Nov 23, 2009 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Carol Cleveland
And she still has a nice pair of cans for being near 60. A very fine lady I might add too.
"Cubs will win 79 to 83 games." BLou (7/21/09)
"What a beautiful day for baseball! Let's ogle two..."
Or six as the case may be…
Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."
actually they ALL look like Terry Gilliam cartoons
This is beginning to terrify me.
Blue mountains high .. Blue valleys low
I don't know which way we will go ..
One summer dream .. one summer dream ..
coda
ELO, 1975
3 And Out For Phils in 2010
If the Phils get DeRosa, that means they are going to get swept out of the division series in 3 straight. It’s the DeRosa Curse.
"The big possums walk late." - Harry Caray
tis the price one pays for signing The Holy One
1 Aaron down, 1 to go
by jesus christos on Nov 23, 2009 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
Great!
Let him sign with the Phillies and then make sure WE play them in the first round.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
I miss those commercials
They were hillarious
"If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom,' but nobody beats me." ~ Leo Durocher
by Musicdude10 on Nov 25, 2009 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Although the "Most interesting man in the world" ones are pure genius
“He can speak French in Russian” still cracks me up
"If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom,' but nobody beats me." ~ Leo Durocher
by Musicdude10 on Nov 25, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
I heard a rumor that Dos Equis has alreadly lined up their next spokesman to carry on that tradition...
…they’re just waiting for him to finish up his current job.

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."
why? he could do both
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not." --Mark Twain
by cooliogirl47 on Nov 25, 2009 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Someone needs to Photoshop some beer bottles in his hands.
Catch my act on Twitter as @dat_cubfan_dave.
Is there a way to link pictures without them already being online? Like a link from my desktop
"If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom,' but nobody beats me." ~ Leo Durocher
Nope. You'd have to have them hosted somewhere, like Flickr.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
DeRosa is a near-lock to sign with Philly
"Cubs will win 79 to 83 games." BLou (7/21/09)
DeRo will sign with the Phillies
just to have his own fan club.
Hey, it's a new century!
by cowsarecool220 on Nov 24, 2009 12:13 AM CST reply actions
i think you mean
phan club
1 Aaron down, 1 to go
by jesus christos on Nov 24, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
Hendry just needs to offer him
12 years 60 million and he will be all ours
baseball is a game of outs......pop out, ground out, line out, pitch out, strike out, fly out, and Fox and Bud's favorite black out
Ted Lilly will sign DeRo with his bare hands.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
And change his middle name to Twain
The Cubs will have the best First-Middle name combinations in baseball
"If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom,' but nobody beats me." ~ Leo Durocher
by Musicdude10 on Nov 25, 2009 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
I know this thread is for humor....
but please just allow me one quick “WTF was Hendry Thinking???” moment. When I think of how much we suffered at second base most of the season, and how we suffered at third when Aramis was hurt, while DeRosa was playing with a last place team in Cleveland, it just makes me want to throw up.
"Don't complain to me about the stormy weather, boys. Just bring the ship into port." --Steve Stone, September 2004
"WTF was Hendry Thinking???"
I would love to have been a “fly on the wall” when he came up with that move…. and then turn into an elephant and throw up all over him……ohhh I think I’m getting sleepy
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not." --Mark Twain
by cooliogirl47 on Nov 24, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Hey now
If we had gotten Peavy out of the deal, none of you would be complaining…
That was the intention, IMO, with the DeRo trade. Hendry messed up by not getting an adequate back up 3B. But I’m excited to see what Gaub and Stevens can do
"If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom,' but nobody beats me." ~ Leo Durocher
by Musicdude10 on Nov 25, 2009 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
That has to be a lesson to Hendry.
Don’t make deals like that unless you are 100% certain that the end result is going to be what you want it to be.
Gaub might become a decent major league reliever. Stevens was unimpressive last year.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
lets look at this trade again
in 2 or 3 years and see how the young pitchers we got turn out.
baseball is a game of outs......pop out, ground out, line out, pitch out, strike out, fly out, and Fox and Bud's favorite black out

























