Brett Myers released by the Phillies

Should the Cubs sign him?

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I'd avoid

Only because he seems like the type of player the Cubs would overpay for.

by ak123 on Nov 7, 2009 8:24 AM CST reply actions

This isn't even worth a FanShot.

Noooooooooooo . Wayyy.

"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks

by dtpollitt on Nov 7, 2009 9:10 AM CST reply actions

Boom. Outta here.

by bheidge on Nov 7, 2009 9:29 AM CST reply actions

And it would be boom outta here all season

Gopher Ball Express

Only he’d be more like the groundhog, out to the mound only to see the shadow of pitched ball float over the bleachers.

"I'd rather hit home runs you don't have to run as hard." -- Dave Kingman

by BucknerKongCardenal on Nov 10, 2009 12:16 AM CST up reply actions

Sure...

so long as you provide your wife for him to beat once he gets tired of beating his

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Nov 7, 2009 9:32 AM CST reply actions

spot on!

by doofus cubs guy on Nov 7, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

+1

Woman beaters should be banished from the planet.

I would sleep with Blou if it meant the Cubs would win a WS. by Doggie Stalker on Aug 22, 2009 4:11 PM EDT

by cubsluver22 on Nov 7, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions

No thanks. No wife beaters

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Nov 7, 2009 9:41 AM CST reply actions

Yeah, no.

Why should the Cubs sign a below average pitcher who made 12M last year? Come on.

by kanderber on Nov 7, 2009 10:00 AM CST reply actions

nope

"hey

by jesus christos on Nov 7, 2009 3:05 PM CST reply actions

Nope

We have enough distractions without adding a douche bag who hits his wife with a closed fist.

"Cubs will win 79 to 83 games." BLou (7/21/09)

by BLou on Nov 7, 2009 6:42 PM CST reply actions

nice to see all the halos have come out...

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Nov 7, 2009 6:57 PM CST reply actions

There are 2 kinds of people..

That have no business being left alive-baby rapers and woman beaters!

I would sleep with Blou if it meant the Cubs would win a WS. by Doggie Stalker on Aug 22, 2009 4:11 PM EDT

by cubsluver22 on Nov 7, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions

Didn't realize being against spousal abuse

was having a halo.

Maybe in your family, that’s Saturday night. In mine, it’s a bad thing.

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Nov 7, 2009 11:23 PM CST up reply actions

I wasn't the one asking IllinoisCubs to provide his wife to Myers to beat - that was all you.

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Nov 8, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions

Your reading comprehension is USUALLY better than that

are you drunk right now?

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Nov 8, 2009 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

nope.

if you’re as dead set against wife-beating as I think you are, it just seems odd that you would make that sort of suggestion to someone else, even in jest/sarcasm/worfasm.

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Nov 8, 2009 10:04 AM CST up reply actions

You can have my sarcasm

when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

You are really boring in this thread. Do something about that.

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Nov 8, 2009 10:30 PM CST up reply actions

myers has had success as a starter and has experience as a closer. he had good stuff before injuries started to take their toll and is entering his age 29 season. if he’s healthy, still on the market come january/february and can be had on the cheap he could fit nicely as a 5th starter or setup man.

obviously, i wouldn’t let my sister date him but that’s another issue.

by circuitclout on Nov 7, 2009 8:50 PM CST reply actions

No harm in kicking the tires!

That’s what Myers thinks too, only he calls his wife’s belly, “The Tires”

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Nov 8, 2009 9:51 AM CST up reply actions

His FIP was even higher than his ERA

6.15 compared to 4.84. Unless you have some reason to believe he’s going to be a magically different pitcher next year (given his continually declining stats, I don’t), I wouldn’t want him near our 5th starter position . . . and even a spot in the bullpen scares me. I’d much rather give a chance to a cost-controlled young guy to see if we have another Randy Wells or Angel Guzman.

by madcow256 on Nov 8, 2009 10:08 AM CST up reply actions