Al's haiku Friday seems to have been quite a hit- with many BCBers penning very clever verses. So I propose a "Cubs Limerick Weekend". A limerick is a five line poem with a strict form (AABBA) [no, not the music group silly] and is intended to be humorous. Some can be baudy and some even obscene.
For the sake of a PG rated blog, let's keep the obscene stuff out of the postings. I'm sure Al would appreciate not having to spend his weekend deleting "clearly over-the-top" material.
But have fun. Here's a starter:
There once was a right fielder from Nantucket
who couldn’t catch balls with a bucket.
They’d bounce in the stands.
He’d shrug, hips with hands
and snarl: “What else you got?” Nothin’? Then #&%@##!*^#!