3849328404820898493024821st Peavy rumor & More: Report Yours HERE!

by cubnational on Feb 1, 2009 10:51 PM CST

3849328404820898493024821st Peavy rumor

Peavy will allow the trade to the Cubs only if his golf buddy Mark Prior gets invited to spring training.

3849328404820898493024822nd Peavy rumor

Peavy was spotted eating at Marnell's in Chicago Heights after visiting a realtor in Crete buying prime chunks of black prairie in anticipation of booming real estate prices when the new third airport gets built. A Sox fan from Bloom Township recognized him and tried talking him into seeking a spot on the White Sux' rotation.

3849328404820898493024823rd Peavy rumor

Ex-Governor Rod Blagojevecch will proclaim a "Jake Peavy Day" from his cell phone when the Cubs sign him as he runs past the cameras

3849328404820898493024824th Peavy rumor

If Peavy was going to be a tree, it would be ... the larch

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Just adding fuel to the fire....

n/t

"It's hard to win 97 games, it's hard to win the division. Our attitude is if you get in every year, you get in most of the time, sooner or later you are going to knock that door down." -- Jim Hendry

by EJThunder on Feb 1, 2009 11:07 PM CST reply actions

Epic Fail.

Not amusing in the least. I award you no points, and my god have mercy on your soul.

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by Fukudometer on Feb 1, 2009 11:10 PM CST reply actions

I am now dumber

for having seen this post.

by NittanyCub on Feb 2, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions

(fanpost, not your post)

by NittanyCub on Feb 2, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

by Maefster88 on Feb 2, 2009 5:33 PM CST up reply actions

LOL

Ouch…

"The more i practice, the luckier i seem to get" -Yogi Berra

by ChiCubsFever on Feb 1, 2009 11:29 PM CST reply actions

spare yourself

and us by deleting this….

"You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace."

by All The Way on Feb 1, 2009 11:36 PM CST reply actions

as much as it was not funny

You can easily avoid it by not reading it, so technically you can spare yourself by ignoring it.. haha

WOW WHAT A SEASON!

by SouthsideCUBSfan on Feb 2, 2009 8:36 AM CST up reply actions

Hold on - don't be so quick to send CubNational to the gallows on this one

I award cubnational 1000 unintentional comedy points for using Blagojevich and cell phone in the same sentence.

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Feb 2, 2009 12:32 AM CST reply actions

This really was horrible.

You aren’t funny at all.

by aramis on Feb 2, 2009 3:41 AM CST reply actions

3849328404820898493024821?

Are you sure? I was certain it was 3849328404820898493024822, but maybe I miscounted sometime back in December.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al Yellon on Feb 2, 2009 3:57 AM CST reply actions

I misremembered the counting...

by N Oakley on Feb 2, 2009 8:17 AM CST up reply actions

Can I make a suggestion

It is time Al Yellon put a ban on new threads dealing with Jake Peavy and Brian Roberts. This board has become ridulously consumed with discussion on two players that aren’t going to be aquired by the Cubs. Consumed to the point where it is sucking the oxygen out of any attempts at good discussion on the 2009 Cubs.

by BLou on Feb 2, 2009 9:49 AM CST reply actions

I'll second your motion.........

If you had to choose just one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

by Clutche on Feb 2, 2009 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

if you got something good to talk about

post it. Otherwise, we’re all just sitting around waiting for Spring Training to start. It’s not like you’re paying by the pixel.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on Feb 2, 2009 11:18 AM CST up reply actions

you making a post about banning? Now that's funny... ;-)

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Feb 2, 2009 11:50 AM CST up reply actions

ah, I found a few Cubs fans who got it .. FYI

3849328404820898493024822th Peavy rumor was that he runs a men’s encounter group at Big Sur and that Barry Bonds is a disciple

Well, Next Year is here .. and Jack's century's gotta end some time .. GO CUBBIES!

by cubnational on Feb 2, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions

Easy, people...

…cubnational clearly meant this as parody – it’s not really a Peavy post. And while I wouldn’t expect anyone from the editorial board at The Onion to be calling you anytime soon, CN, at least you kept it short. I’ll throw ya +5 BCB points.

We are a fever ... we are a fever ... we ain't born typical.

by daver on Feb 2, 2009 10:17 AM CST reply actions